[Posted for pinjas and re-posted here :)]

I hate doing these since they have nothing to do with the spot, but after a মাস of being AWOL I figured I pretty much had no choice.

So, here it goes.

Dear বন্ধু (and people who aren't my friends, please আপনি creepy stalkers GTFO nobody likes আপনি and this is serious and emotional and its already embarassing enough already so stop making it worse serioously আপনি freaks),
Sorry I've been gone for like ever.
Truth be told, I've been having some serious friend and family issues, and I have to be honest with you; I never really felt like coming on to talk to...