TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges... আপনি do the math.
Your $400,000 Vancouver প্রথমপাতা is a mere 5 hours from downtown.
আপনি can throw a rock and hit three স্টারবাক্স্ locations.
There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
আপনি live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
Ott-a-wa... who?
Tax is 6% instead of approximately 200% as it is for the rest of the country.
আপনি can exploit almost any natural resource আপনি can think of.
It's a downhill run to get to every other province.
The Americans below আপনি are all in anti-government militia groups.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
আপনি never run out of wheat.
Your province is really easy to draw.
আপনি can watch the dog run away from প্রথমপাতা for hours.
People will just assume আপনি live, অথবা have lived on the farm.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
আপনি wake up one morning to find that আপনি suddenly have a beachfront property.
Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes all within easy commute.
Nothing compares to wicked Winnipeg winters and really big insects in the summer.
আপনি can be an Easterner অথবা a Westerner depending on your mood.
আপনি can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
আপনি live in the centre of the universe.
Your $400,000 Toronto প্রথমপাতা is actually a dump.
আপনি and আপনি alone decide who will win the federal election.
The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
Racism is socially very acceptable.
আপনি can take bets with your বন্ধু on which English neighbour will সরানো out next.
Other provinces basically bribe আপনি to stay in Canada.
আপনি can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *#!%!"
Drivers' licences don't প্রদর্শনী birth dates so who really knows how old anyone there is.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
One way অথবা another, the government gets 98% of your income.
You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick.
Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't just think they can.
আপনি can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
আপনি are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
Even though আরো people live on Vancouver Island, আপনি still got the big, new bridge.
আপনি can walk across the province in half an hour.
আপনি can drive across the province in two minutes.
Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
আপনি can confuse ships দ্বারা turning your porch lights on and off at night.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
If Quebec separates, so will আপনি -—you'll just float off to sea.
If আপনি do something stupid, আপনি have a built-in excuse.
The workday is about two hours long.
It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding.
When আপনি can't remember the correct name for something, just call it a "thingamabob" and everyone will know exactly what you're talking about.
