Ok so me and Lori(lacage06) were just talking and this is what the conversation lead to. All of the stuff is written দ্বারা her, im just here to put it on the board :D
Lori:Do আপনি think damon will try to kill klaus if he goes after bonnie like he got carter killed along with mason and luka?
Me:He will but he will not succeed :P
Me:lol klaus would probably be like " are আপনি REALLY trying to kill a hybrid আপনি pathetic vampire" হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ
And here is how Lori played out that scene:
Damon:Klaus আপনি are not taking my witch and our unborn child away from me!
Bonnie:WTF damon i am not the mother of your child!
Damon:Oh dont worry আপনি will be once i get আপনি from klaus! আপনি are so naive and will soon be pleasing me sorry Klaus i hate to break that news to আপনি in this manner but it just had to be put out there, just saying.
Bonnie:DAMON!!!
Damon:See Klaus there is another reason আপনি and my witch won't work out, it just wouldn't sound right "ohhhhhh klaus" i mean is she moaning for santa? *wth hell face*
Klaus: It's pronounced Klaus like mouse!
Damon:Oh and that is so much better than Klaus as in santa how? *rolls eyes*
Bonnie:WILL আপনি BOTH SHUT IT ABOUT MY SEX LIFE!
Damon:It's nonexistent anyways, until আপনি have me once আপনি go "oh damon", well আপনি just go "oh damon"!
*Bonnie rolls her eyes*
*Klaus shakes his head*
Klaus:That was so lame.
Damon:And having a name that rhymes with মাউস is the best thing on the planet?
Bonnie:I'm out of here! আপনি guys can continue arguing!!
Damon:Bonnie don't even think of getting with him and if আপনি want to piss me off make sure আপনি have a pack of cheese for mister niblet over there! *Bonnie starts walking away*
Damon:Bonnnnnnnnnnnie wait for me sweet cheeks. That's right bon bon work it honey!
Klaus:Oh no আপনি dont get to leave until I say so. And I'm not done with you!
Damon:She's mine! Touch her and আপনি wish your name was pronouned "claws"!
Klaus:No she is MY witch!
Bonnie:STOP IT BOTH OF YOU! And for the record weren't আপনি both around when the command 'LET THERE BE LIGHT' was uttered?
Klaus&Damon:Oh no she didn't! The witch did not just try to snap at us!
Damon:You hold her and i'll spank her.
Klaus:Why can't I spank her?
Damon:Because bonnie's used to me feeling her all over covertly, right bon bon?
*Bonnie rolls her eyes*
Klaus:Well if she's producing me a child she has to relish in my touch!
Damon:Touch her and I will turn আপনি into relish.
Klaus:Enough with your threats! You're all bark no bite!
Damon:Oh I'll প্রদর্শনী you!
*Klaus and Damon start fighting and Bonnie tries to sneak away*
*Damon sees her and telepathically says "yeah baby run straight to my bed"*
Sometime later when Bonnie has snuck away from the area Damon finds her.
Bonnie:You are so disgusting!
Damon:I may be but why are আপনি turned on?
Bonnie:Turned on????
Damon:Yeah your হৃদয় rate is racing and I can smell the difference.
Bonnie:Please just leave me alone.
Damon:I will if আপনি spend one night with me, afterwards i will let আপনি walk away.
Bonnie:DAMON!!!
Damon:Seriously, I will let আপনি walk away.
Bonnie:What's the catch?
Damon:No catch.
Bonnie:There is always a catch with আপনি Damon!
Damon:No catch, just one night and I will let আপনি walk away.
Bonnie:Fine
The morning after, Bonnie leaves and Damon makes no issues about it. Five মিনিট after she reaches home, the door ঘণ্টা rings.
Bonnie:Damon,what are আপনি doing here? I thought আপনি were going to let me walk way?
Damon:And I did.
Bonnie:Then why are আপনি here?
Damon:Well I never ব্যক্ত I wouldn't follow you! Duh!
Bonnie:UUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
And here it is. :)
Lori:Do আপনি think damon will try to kill klaus if he goes after bonnie like he got carter killed along with mason and luka?
Me:He will but he will not succeed :P
Me:lol klaus would probably be like " are আপনি REALLY trying to kill a hybrid আপনি pathetic vampire" হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ
And here is how Lori played out that scene:
Damon:Klaus আপনি are not taking my witch and our unborn child away from me!
Bonnie:WTF damon i am not the mother of your child!
Damon:Oh dont worry আপনি will be once i get আপনি from klaus! আপনি are so naive and will soon be pleasing me sorry Klaus i hate to break that news to আপনি in this manner but it just had to be put out there, just saying.
Bonnie:DAMON!!!
Damon:See Klaus there is another reason আপনি and my witch won't work out, it just wouldn't sound right "ohhhhhh klaus" i mean is she moaning for santa? *wth hell face*
Klaus: It's pronounced Klaus like mouse!
Damon:Oh and that is so much better than Klaus as in santa how? *rolls eyes*
Bonnie:WILL আপনি BOTH SHUT IT ABOUT MY SEX LIFE!
Damon:It's nonexistent anyways, until আপনি have me once আপনি go "oh damon", well আপনি just go "oh damon"!
*Bonnie rolls her eyes*
*Klaus shakes his head*
Klaus:That was so lame.
Damon:And having a name that rhymes with মাউস is the best thing on the planet?
Bonnie:I'm out of here! আপনি guys can continue arguing!!
Damon:Bonnie don't even think of getting with him and if আপনি want to piss me off make sure আপনি have a pack of cheese for mister niblet over there! *Bonnie starts walking away*
Damon:Bonnnnnnnnnnnie wait for me sweet cheeks. That's right bon bon work it honey!
Klaus:Oh no আপনি dont get to leave until I say so. And I'm not done with you!
Damon:She's mine! Touch her and আপনি wish your name was pronouned "claws"!
Klaus:No she is MY witch!
Bonnie:STOP IT BOTH OF YOU! And for the record weren't আপনি both around when the command 'LET THERE BE LIGHT' was uttered?
Klaus&Damon:Oh no she didn't! The witch did not just try to snap at us!
Damon:You hold her and i'll spank her.
Klaus:Why can't I spank her?
Damon:Because bonnie's used to me feeling her all over covertly, right bon bon?
*Bonnie rolls her eyes*
Klaus:Well if she's producing me a child she has to relish in my touch!
Damon:Touch her and I will turn আপনি into relish.
Klaus:Enough with your threats! You're all bark no bite!
Damon:Oh I'll প্রদর্শনী you!
*Klaus and Damon start fighting and Bonnie tries to sneak away*
*Damon sees her and telepathically says "yeah baby run straight to my bed"*
Sometime later when Bonnie has snuck away from the area Damon finds her.
Bonnie:You are so disgusting!
Damon:I may be but why are আপনি turned on?
Bonnie:Turned on????
Damon:Yeah your হৃদয় rate is racing and I can smell the difference.
Bonnie:Please just leave me alone.
Damon:I will if আপনি spend one night with me, afterwards i will let আপনি walk away.
Bonnie:DAMON!!!
Damon:Seriously, I will let আপনি walk away.
Bonnie:What's the catch?
Damon:No catch.
Bonnie:There is always a catch with আপনি Damon!
Damon:No catch, just one night and I will let আপনি walk away.
Bonnie:Fine
The morning after, Bonnie leaves and Damon makes no issues about it. Five মিনিট after she reaches home, the door ঘণ্টা rings.
Bonnie:Damon,what are আপনি doing here? I thought আপনি were going to let me walk way?
Damon:And I did.
Bonnie:Then why are আপনি here?
Damon:Well I never ব্যক্ত I wouldn't follow you! Duh!
Bonnie:UUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
And here it is. :)