“Did আপনি know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?”

“Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give আপনি a million bucks.”

“Does এল-মৃত্যু পত্র ever change his clothes, অথবা is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...”

“The প্রশ্ন we all want answered: is Mello অথবা girl, অথবা does he just have really bad PMS?”

“Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not.”

“Raise your hand if আপনি also...