Lyra: Hi Derpy!
Derpy: Hi Lyra!
Lyra: Do আপনি want to come to my house on Saturday?
Derpy: Of course!
Lyra: Great! See ya! (Leaves)
(Dimond Tiara comes along)
Dimond Tiara: Are আপনি Derpy's friend?
Lyra: Yeah.
Dimond Tiara: Do আপনি know that Derpy is offensive?
Lyra: How?
(Dimond Tiara wispers in Lyra's ear)
Lyra: Oh my. Derpy's motha did not name her an inaprpopriate name. (Looking disgusted) Im neva gona talk to her eva again. And im tellig her other বন্ধু too. (Leaves)
(Rumors start passing about Derpy)
(Next day)
Derpy: Hi everyone!!!
Lyra: None of us like আপনি and will never talk to আপনি again, stupid....
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