GEORGES HAUTECOURT
Come on, Edgar. Last one upstairs is a nincompoop.
EDGAR
Could we take the elevator this time, sir?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
That birdcage? Poppycock! Elevators are for old people. Whoops!
EDGAR
May I give আপনি a hand, sir?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
আপনি wouldn't have an extra foot, would you, Edgar?
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Morning, Frou-Frou, my pretty steed.
EDGAR
Can আপনি keep a secret?
EDGAR
Of course আপনি can.
EDGAR
I've some news straight from the horse's mouth. If you'll pardon the expression, of course.
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[his last words] You're going to Timbuktu if it's the last thing I do.
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As আপনি know, I have no living relatives, and I want my মার্জার to be well taken care of. And who can do that better than my faithful servant, Edgar?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
Edgar? Adelaide, আপনি mean you're giving your vast fortune to Edgar?All your stocks and bonds, this-this mansion, your country chateau, your jewels and gems...?
MADAME ADELAIDE BONFAMILLE
No, no, no, George. To my cats.
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
To your cats?
EDGAR
[gasping] Cats?
MADAME ADELAIDE BONFAMILLE
Yes. I just wish for the মার্জার to inherit first. Then at the end of their life span, the entire estate reverts to Edgar.
EDGAR
মার্জার inherit first, and I come after the cats! After I... oh. It's not fair! [Stands up, hits head on intercom] Ooh! I mean, each cat will live about twelve years, I can't wait... and each cat has nine lives! That's four times twelve, times nine... No, it's less than that. Anyway, that's আরো than I'll ever live. I'll be gone! No, oh, no. They'll be gone. I'll think of a way. After all, there are millions of reasons why I should. All of them dollars. Millions. Those মার্জার have got to go!