Sloth

'Do আপনি ever get off the couch, sir?
Do আপনি ever get off the পালঙ্ক and stop watching TV?
Do আপনি ever go for a run?
Do আপনি ever simply walk around অথবা exercise outside?
Do আপনি just play video games all day, sir?
Do আপনি even do any work?
Man, আপনি are lazy! '

I would not be surprised if someone
ব্যক্ত this to you, my friend,
For I am the cause of it all.
I am one of the Deadly Sins,
As আপনি humans call me,
For I am what makes people a lazy bum.

I am a daemon from the pits of hell,
As are all my other brothers,
But I must say,
That I am not a sin,
But rather a human instinct.
And it amuses me to see আপনি sit around on the couch,
Getting fatter,
And fatter,
And much unhealthier,
With gaining LDL,
Which your doctors call 'bad cholesterol, '
And with আপনি sleeping all the time,
আপনি just make people angry because আপনি will not
Get up and help.

আপনি see, good sir,
I am the reason
আপনি may have dropped out of high school,
Since আপনি were too lazy
To do your homework
And would have rather hit the booze
অথবা have done drugs with your buddies instead.

I am the reason আপনি may have been
Taken off the Varsity team,
Because আপনি were either too lazy to exercise
And contribute to the sports team,
অথবা আপনি may have been too lazy in school,
And decided to get all F's in school.

I am the reason আপনি may not have graduated,
For আপনি took school less seriously than others,
And আপনি did not do your homework,
And আপনি had to take your freshman courses
Over and over again
Just because আপনি failed them;
Yet আপনি could not complete your required classes
In your four years
And the No Child Left Behind Act
Took আপনি out of school,
Without letting আপনি get your diploma.

আপনি blew off school like it was nonsense,
And I laugh at your stupidity,
For আপনি struggle to get your GED to this day.

I am the reason আপনি may have dropped out of college,
For আপনি thought college was too much work,
And decided to blow off the work
And to party all the time,
Getting hangovers every morning,
And failing your classes the পরবর্তি day.
আপনি gave up to studying,
And gave in to me,
Which makes আপনি fail intensively.

I am the reason আপনি did not earn your major,
For আপনি partied too much,
And আপনি felt studying was too much work,
And now I am amused to see that your life
Is a wreck
With আপনি living in a trailer park
Lying on your couch,
Watching your antennae TV
With Dish Network as your supplier,
And আপনি unable to hold a job.

I am the reason আপনি may have হারিয়ে গেছে your job,
For আপনি slacked off too much,
And played games on your computer
Instead of filing reports
অথবা programming the computer system
That your boss asked আপনি to do.
আপনি would rather play Sudoku
অথবা check your email
Than do what your boss asks আপনি to do.
আপনি would sleep all the time,
And play Starcraft on your laptop,
And play a little bit of WOW
And Skyrim
Instead of contacting your associates
Internationally.
আপনি made your boss angry,
And he finally had the last straw,
So he decided to আগুন you,
And now আপনি have no job,
And your life is ruined,
For আপনি cannot find any employment.
It amuses me to see আপনি in this way,
As miserable as আপনি are.

I am also the reason why your marriage crashed,
For whenever আপনি came home,
আপনি would rather lie on the couch
And sleep
Than help your wife with the household chores
অথবা making dinner
অথবা helping take care of the kids.
I made আপনি irresponsible,
Making আপনি unreliable with money,
Untrustworthy in your actions,
Lacking in truth-telling,
And making your work ethic horrible.
Your wife cannot stand আপনি anymore,
For আপনি never help with anything,
And cannot ever keep your end of the deal.
আপনি pitiful little thing,
আপনি live your life in misery,
And all I can say is that it amuses me.

I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins,
And if your life has been clean of us,
আপনি better be careful,
For I অথবা one of my brothers may very much
Taint your life,
And we take amusement in your torment.