RICK GRIMES:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. আপনি know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.

Rick: (nearly hit দ্বারা a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!

Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.

RICK: দ্বারা Morgan, hope আপনি never try to kill me in the future.

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When আপনি been a "stripper" as long as I have আপনি know when আপনি met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.
Merle: আপনি can't leave like this man! (Rick starts walking off) DON'T FUCKIN WALK AWAY FROM ME!
Rick: (off view) It's too late Merle! I already walked away too much!

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out দ্বারা অভিনয় like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.
RANDELL: But I'm fin-
RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

Rick eventually found his way inside a tank. And spent the full time cuddled into a ball sucking on this thumb, until Glenn radioed him, saying "Hey. আপনি in the tank? Dumbass? Having fun in there?".
INSIDE RICK'S HEAD:
A man and Woman are seen laying in bed.
Man: Man. For a school teacher আপনি make প্রণয় good.
Woman: It's well Jeff. Its 'you make প্রণয় well'.

Rick: (catch phrase) FOR GLOOORY!

Rick: (shoots Dave in the head, killing him) That'll teach yeah about messing with me!.. Now get your গাধা up, and APOLOGISE!

Rick: He looks so peaceful (looking at Dale's remains as his intestines and most of his brain were ripped out if his body, and flies we're covering him, all while his corpse still has the horrified expression on Dale's face).

Carl: DAD!?
Rick: Shhh... Shane's asleep.
Shane: (now a zombie) Oh great, now আপনি woke him!
Carl: But Da-
Rick: Not now.. Shane is trying to hug me.
Zombie Shane grabbed at Rick but Carl shot it in the head, though Rick, at first, was mad at Carl for killing Shane, but Carl ব্যক্ত that Shane was a zombie.
Rick: I- I don't understand what that means?
Carl: (groans) Of coarse আপনি don't

(this scene will probably not be shown).
HERCHELL: Your gonna have to start giving people a chance.
RICK: (see's Lori's reflection).. Get out!.. Serious! Get out! I CAN'T HELP YOU! GET OUT! (pacing anxiously while shouting this).
GLENN: Wow. Easy man. your going craz-
RICK: (gone completly nuts) CRAZY!? We're আপনি gonna say crazy!? (angrily begins throwing stuff) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?
GLENN: Just calm dow-
RICK: অথবা ARE আপনি THE CRAZY ONE!
GLENN: (nervously to Tyeese's group) H He's a little on edge
RICK: (angrily screams out the same gibberous used in THE CAMPAIGN, while pacing anxiously and waving his gun around).
TYEESE: Okay! We're going! WE'RE GOING!
RICK: (still screaming out angry gibberous while Tyeese's group frightenedly run out).

CARL: (shoots zombie despite Rick saying he didn't want to).
RICK: DAMN IT CARL!
CARL: আপনি couldn't get it with the hatc-
RICK: (angrily) Would আপনি SHUT UP! God your even আরো annoying then Andrew Lincoln!

RICK: (Sees Lou in bathroom) নমস্কার ma- (sees fly land on his stomach) I GOT IT (unintentionally stabs Lou in the stomach, trying to kill the fly).. (the fly lands on the দেওয়াল and Rick smashes Lou's face against the দেওয়াল missing the fly, and Lou lands on the ground).. (the fly lands on Lou's face, and Rick swings his ছুরি and everything goes black).

Rick: What the hell man?
Tomas: It was coming at m-
Rick: What are আপনি tal- (suddenly Rick stabbed a red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him) Got it!

Rick: (holding baby Carl) It's a beauitful baby girl.. But wait.. It has a penis (grabs ছুরি preparing to cut the penis off) Better take care of that.
Lori: Stop! It's a boy!
Rick: Yes,and he'll grow to be very smart.. Would get it from me.

Rick: I think the alarm is sounded.
Glenn: (annoyed) আপনি don't say.
Rick: I 'do' say.

Rick: I'll shut it off, but I'll finish this sentence uninturru-
Andrew: AHHH! (swings আগুন axe at him but he dodges).

Oscar: We did it! We killed them.
Rick: Yeah. And plus we stabbed them and made them stop breathing.
Oscar: (annoyed) Right.

Rick: Y'all gone and done made me all mad now Shane!

Governor: I need Michone.
Rick: What?
Governor: Hand her over and maybe will care a trouch.
Rick: What?
Governor: Your not even listoning are you?
Rick: ... What?
Governor: You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!

Joe: First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot আপনি and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the শৈশবাবস্থা and the silver spoon"

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BEST OF GOVERNOR:

(deleted scene)

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.
"Have আপনি been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.
"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.
"But আপনি just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.
"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.
"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.
"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll come back and say why I'm here" Philip said.
aid before leaving.
LATER:
Philip returned to the check point "Alright I'm back and I'm much আরো sober" he said, in a আরো serious tone this time.
"I sincerely doubt that, but whatever, why are you?" the sgt demanded.
"We found your boy, LT Wilks" Philip cried.
The soldiers got super excited and Philip helped this দ্বারা crying out "If আপনি got some spirit, let me hear it!" and everyone cheered excitedly.
"Yeah, alright, yeah!" Philip cried happily as he cheered with them.
"NOW FUCKIN DIE!" Philip screamed in a sudden violent mood দোল and shot the army Sgt dead.

Governor: "Alright. Lesson up... I have failed to keep আপনি guys safe.. Hell, look at me now... But it wasn't my fault. We were attacked.. Attacked দ্বারা people who our land!.. Who want to DESTORY us!... And I'm afraid. I'm not ashamed to admit that... But we must not lose hope... The terriests are tough.. But we gotta fight harder than them!... আপনি know what's hard. Being stabbed in the eye with a piece of glass!... But still not as hard as seeing my daughter turn get stabbed দ্বারা a sword!... Dosen't matter.. Let's just beat our enemy HARD!... Crashing the gates! Blowing shit up! HARD!... We gotta be triceps, biceps, arceps, hard!... Greek. Underground, gay porn hard!

Rick: What আপনি want Governor?
Governor: (on the tank) Oh were just passing though, thought this would be good place to res- WHAT THE FUCK YOU!? WE WANT THE PRISON!
Rick: ... What?
Governor: Surrender it, NOW!
Rick: ... What?
Governor: Why the fuck are আপনি in charge!?
Glenn: It- It was a late night vote.

Governor: আপনি can't defeat Woodbury... Woodbury is the best.. I own Woodbury. In fact. FUCK WOODBURY!

Mitch: W- What did আপনি do to Pete?
Governor: We had a bit of an disagreement... It seems he wanted himself to live. And I wanted him not too..

Governor: Destory the prison!... Paint the walls and BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!

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BEST OF MERLE DIXON:

T Dog: (Accidently drops the keys
Merle: MOTHER FUCKER! আপনি DID THAT ON PORPOSE!
T Dog: I'm Sorry! (starts running off)
Merle: Get back here! I'm gonna kill আপনি man!.. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his পছন্দ downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all প্রণয় Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
T Dog: (leaves, but locks the door to the roof)
Merle: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot আপনি see at টাকো ঘণ্টা at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...

Rick: The governer wants Michonne. I see no other choice.
Merle: I respect your duty as a cop.. I use to be one myself... Well.. Sort of... But I had a gun.

Merle: (high on cocaine) I'm cool as cucumber T to the Dog.. I found some 'awesome' stuff in the trash!... আপনি can pull out every single one of my teeth, I wouldn't even notice!
Merle: Besides, last time I checked. I wasn't taking orders from no nigger.
T dog: (punches him)
Merle: HAHA! High as kit! Can't feel nothing!
Daryl: (leaves the group to যোগদান his brother) Just promise to always be there for me.
Merle: Come on brother. Have I ever NOT been there for.
BEFORE THE OUTBREAK:
Daryl: (seen driving)
Merle: (in front passenger seat)
Theif: (appears out of nowhere, pointing gun at Daryl) HANDS UP FUCKER!.. Scream and your dead!
Merle: (to Daryl) Thanks for the drive stranger.. (cowardly gets out and runs for it).

Merle: (grabs huge wrench while torturing Glenn) Its not even the biggest TOOL in the room.. (violently swings it) Batter up! (it breaks one of Glenn's legs as Glenn screams in pain) Quite whining! Mama's not here! I'M your mama now!
Glenn: Dude! That's wrong in SO many levels!

Merle: I'll! প্রদর্শনী you! My (punches Daryl) LOYALTY!.. Is too this town! (starts beating Daryl) FACEBUMB! (jumps up with a fist, and hits Daryl on the শীর্ষ of the head)

Merle: (after assulting T Dog) Yeah!.. LESSON UP CATS! I'm in charge now mother fuckers! Let's have some fun... Let's lesson to মেটালিকা while doing sit ups!

Merle: (fires bullet that nearly hits Maggie) (off view) Did আপনি see that shot! I took that shot! That shot was mine!

Merle: (realizes Governor cuts off his 'other' hand) আপনি DIDN'T!

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BEST OF SHANE WALSH:

Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)

Shane: দ্বারা the way. If আপনি die অথবা fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.

Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living পরবর্তি to শস্যাগার with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If আপনি wanna live!? আপনি wanna SURVIVE!? আপনি gotta FIGHT FOR IT! আপনি gotta want it! Don't cha want it!? DON'T CHA WANT IT!.. I know I sure do! I want it real BAD!.. Because I'm high on pain killers and I'm opening those শস্যাগার doors so we can finish this cornshit! Wait here! Wait now!

Shane: (punches Randell in the nose) Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?
Randell: Your crazy!
Shane: that's not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!
Rick: Shane, what are yo-
Shane: (turns the gun sideways) I'll even turn sideways like a black man!
Rick: Have আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে your mind!?
Shane: YES! YES I HAVE!!
Rick: Calm dow-
Shane: (pacing anxiously) I"M YELLING AND PACING AGAIN!!

Shane: (throws wrench violently at Rick) AMERICA!!
Rick: (dodges it at the last second) Shit dude!... That was fantastic aim!
Shane: (literary after trying to kill him) Thanks.. Your such a good friend.

Meggie: (being extra nice to Shane)
Shane: (to Dale) আপনি know Maggie has really flourished since Ottis was murdered.
Dale: What are আপনি talking about. Ottis's death was an accident.
Shane: (grins evilly) witch is exactly what someone who pulled off the perfect murder, would want আপনি to think.
Dale: What are y-. (getting nervous) Shane.. Did you.. Did আপনি kill Ottis.
Shane: Of coarse not Dale. (his head slowly starts turning to his side as he talks) Remember what আপনি said. I'm all talk. I couldn't possibly go through with it.
Dale: (shocked) My god. আপনি did it! আপনি ACTUALLY did it.
Shane: (his head is now turned past 90 degrees) My god, I really screwed myself up here. Hey, do mind going into the phone book and getting the number to that acupuncturist.
Dale: (angry) আপনি son of a bitch! আপনি killed Ottis!
Shane: (evilly) Good luck proving that Dale.. (more serious) but seriously, that number?

Shane: Well.. Sorry it had to come to this Ricky boy. 'tragic hunting accident!
Rick: Your crazy!
Shane: I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO DIE!? Is that crazy!? (jumping around hyperly) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?

Shane: (Rick revealed he never cared for GodFather) Fuck আপনি man! This is exactly why I want to kill you! Your just so stupid!.. Now raise your fuckin gun!
Rick: But it's not even load- ( accidentally shoots Shane in the stomach).
Rick: Shit!? Dose it hurt!>
Shane: OF COARSE IT FUCKIN HURTS!!