Jar of Hearts

Left, Right, Left, Right, Turn, Stop. Left, Right, Left, Right, Turn, Stop. A lone, young man paced backstage. He sighed as he checked his Rolex for the umpteenth time. Left, Right, Left, Right, Turn, Stop. Suddenly, the man noticed that the door to the Green Room was ajar, and in the doorway stood a female, mid-adolescent intern, wearing a headset. "You're on in 5, Mr Szalinski," she stated as she peeked into the room. The man sighed and started pacing around the room, once more. Left, Right, Left, Right, Turn, Stop. "Hi," he mumbled silently under his breath. "I, Professor Wayne Szalinski...

1.) My full name is Emily Rose Taitano Ryan.

2.) My mom and I have OCD.

3.) I প্রণয় Eric Cartman!

4.) my OCD make me have major obsessions and mood swings, alot ...

5.) I am in the 7th grade, as of today ...

6.) I have known my BFF, Rosa since I was 3 1/2 -- We met in our church's Sunday Skeww.

7) a majority of my বন্ধু thing I'm the most annoying being on the planet!

8.) My current obsessions include "South Park" and "Little ভান্দার of Horrors"

9.) My বন্ধু call me "Kinky."

10.) I still suck my thumb.

11.) I like to drink mayonnaise.

12.) [I don't think] any of my বন্ধু trust me.

13.) I also like to...