emmett cullen - birthday sex

-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.

Bella holds small sliver phone দ্বারা it's edge. Almost dropping it.

Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!

Edward: Silver is sexy. Would আপনি prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?

Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.

Edward: If আপনি haven't come to Forks then আপনি wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire...

Edward and Carlisle in a hospital approx. 107 years ago. Edward dying in the bed. Carlisle walks over.
Carlisle: আপনি ready?
Edward: For what?
Carlisle takes his wrist and bites him
Carlisle: For the wicked awesome parody!!
Edward yelps and pulls away
Edward: What the fuck! I thought আপনি were a doctor!!
Carlisle frowns and bites him on the neck, Edward starts flinching in pain, and the screen goes blank. Twilight is born flashes across the screen followed দ্বারা three days later. Edward waking up confused remembers being bitten and sees Carlisle standing over him, Edward frowns gets up, and hits Carlisle...

" Are আপনি really going to jump?" Rosalie asked quietly.

I sighed," Yeah, im gonna jump." I ব্যক্ত softly.

"But why? Why would আপনি jump, Em? We might be able to find a way to fix you. Find a way to get আপনি back to-" she ব্যক্ত before I inrerupted.

"Look, Rose.You heard Carlisle. He ব্যক্ত I had two weeks at the most, and already a week has passed." I said, solemly," If...if I just do it myself, it'll all be over. Nice and quick. Plus, since im human, er kind of human. I wont be able to survive the impact." I explained.

"But that doesnt make it right Emmett!" She ব্যক্ত angrily." What about the rest of us?!"...