MIDNIGHT ঘন্টা TRANSCRIPT EPISODE 17 04-02-2009

Greetings, Fanpoppers and Fanpoppettes, and welcome to the Midnight ঘন্টা with your host, Cinders. Tonight, we managed to procure an interview with the mysterious and elusive DarkSarcasm, who lurks in the shadows of many spots here on Fanpop. Generally a creature of few words, the strangely captivating user has deigned to answer a few প্রশ্ন for the rest of the community. After our exclusive interview with the Darkest of Sarcasms, we'll also give আপনি a recipe for frying and preparing human placenta, and fashion tips that every goth should know. Here's one right at the শীর্ষ of the show: Black is always in.

Good evening, DarkSarcasm. Is there any particular শিরোনাম আপনি would like us to call আপনি tonight?

I have many titles. To some, I am Dark, Dasm, অথবা DS. To others, I am the কুইন of Darkness. Call me what আপনি wish.

Wonderful. Now, I'm sure that everyone in the ফ্যানপপ community at large is just dying to know: Where on earth did আপনি come up with that most unusual user name?

Well, I needed something ominous, obviously. It took me days to find the perfect name. I needed it to be perfect... But really, it just kind of happened. No special story here.

Aha, I see, very interesting. And what is it about ফ্যানপপ that appeals to আপনি so much?

Impressionable youth.

Ah, yes, they can be a riot!

Also, medals. They make even the darkest of souls brighten up on occasion.

So tell me, which spots are your পছন্দ and why?

I wish I could say the vampire spot, but I cannot. It has been overrun with glittery scum, Cullen fangirls as far as the eye can see. Disgraceful. Moving on... the অতিপ্রাকৃতিক spot has been a nice replacement home. There is always something interesting going on there.

Fascinating. Really, I'm riveted. Can আপনি tell me, what is the average air velocity of a swallow?

Seven

All right, now that all the basic stuff is out of the way, I'm sure our listeners would প্রণয় to hear all the little personal juicy gossippy details of your life. Let's start with your real name. What is it?

I have not used that name in what seems like decades... I believe I'll keep it that way, for the time being.

Would আপনি consider yourself to be a family person? Have আপনি considered children, for example?

Oh, I have definitely considered children. In fact, they are delicious - I try to keep it to one a week, though. Family... yes, I have a family - my chosen ones. They know who they are. They're quite useful... I mean, I প্রণয় them.

And what about your প্রণয় life? Is there a Prince of Darkness in the picture?

Those details are not fit to be released to the public at this time.

Oh, আপনি sneaky little devil! What are your life goals?

I want to sleep all দিন and party all night. Forever.

Don't we all? আপনি seem like a very pensive person, but আপনি don't often speak your mind. What's going on in that diabolical little head of yours?

*smirk* If I told আপনি that, I'd have to kill you. অথবা is that what I'm planning anyway?

Ahaha, she's just kidding, folks. So what's your পছন্দ food?
Babies.
*cough*
Just kidding. I'm going to go with lasagna. Yep, that's it.

Here's a call in question: Anna from Stockholm wants to know what your stance is on capital punishment?

I say, go for it. Most people would be lucky to go that easily.

Let's try a little word association:

Donner-- Richard
Scientology-- cult
Bundy-- Ted
Blood-- lust
Garlic-- pizza
Toenails-- ew
Wolf-- moon
Charles-- Manson
Hero-- Villain
Baby-- Trashcan
Bat-- man
Holy-- shit
Cross-- the road
Grave-- digger
Coffin-- sleep
Sunlight-- ow ow fuckity ow
Steak-- *runs away*

Hey! Hold on there, are আপনি a vegetarian অথবা something? Come back! DarkSarcasm? Well, it seems that'll be all for tonight, folks. Curious she fled just as the sun is rising. And here I was, fantasizing that after the প্রদর্শনী we'd be best friends... অথবা at least go out and get breakfast. পরবর্তি up on the Midnight Hour: How to spice up your placenta, followed by: Goth Fashion: Do আপনি feel like আপনি wear the same thing every day? Spice up your outfit দ্বারা dying your hair black to match.