"...on a break!"

Joey: "How you..."

"....doin?"

Janice: "Oh....!"

"...my god!"

Phoebe: "But they don't know that..."

we know they know we know.

Mike: Okay. But seriously, how much...

dirtier can it get.

Phoebe: "OH! I'm sorry, the oven mits..."

"... really freaked me out."

Chandler: "Okay, okay, just because he buys you dinner, does not mean..."

"... you owe him anything."

Phoebe:"Oh my God! He wants me to come over and...

"... and feel his bicep and more!"

Ross: "Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, ..."

i'm sry i dont know the answer but i just had to say this one

pheobe: JOEY! those are my maternity pants!
joey: ...

oo two for me!!

Ross: ...these guys are trying to take our seeeats!!

haha love season 2!!

joey: NO they're my thanksgiving pants!

ok my turn now...

Phoebe: Look Monica....

... and Chandler really love this house.You are not gonna talk them into staying here."

Chandler:"Yes, Fran. I know what time it is,...

"...but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!"

Phoebe:"I put a clip on one side,...

...which seems to have stopped the curling."

Monica: "Well, it turns out Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class...

"...because the thing she did with that prison guy? It would be pretty hard to make a baby that way."

Rachel: "All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and...

...I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know!

Ross: Excuse me. Hi, I'm a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?

... The Librarian: Well, yes! Just give me five minutes, I just have to find someone to cover my shift.

Joey: "Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just...

...so long as there's a little nudity."

PHOEBE: "I don't know how to say this,...

..."but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me."

chandler:"Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I..."

...should water his plants. If y'know what I mean."

Chandler: "All right look, if you’re not gonna stay for me, ...

...then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!"

Ross: "Oh my God, you know what, I think you're right! I think, you know what, listen, listen... a pigeon... no, no, wait, an eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught fire!....."

...The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid! The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression, and grabs the baby in it's talon! Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water! Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death-grip, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!

Rachel: Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true.


hehe!funny

- "Gunther: I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you... I love you. Now I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know."

Rachel: "Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw."

Chandler: "Don’t take this personally okay? It’s just that..."

I just can’t have sex with a sick person."

Monica: "Nice work everybody!...

...So much for the y’know, "You can drive it, but don’t tell Rachel" plan!"

Ross: Yeah, yeah, except Apollo 8...

"... didn’t actually land on the moon. But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely."

Rachel: "It’s all gonna be okay. They’re just so happy..."

..that i'm not suing them they gave me an extra month's paid maternity leave!"

Phoebe: " I will find a selfless good deed, because i just...

...gave birth to three children, and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!

Paul: I said "don't see my daughter...

...again or I'll have you fired". What you heard was "take my daughter come up to my country house and ruin my weekend with Rachel".

Joey: Oh, baby-proofing. Why is this such a big deal now? You know, when I was a kid it was like, "Whoops!...

..Joey fell down the stairs! Whoops, Joey electricuted himself again!"

Phoebe:"Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair, either. Just because..

we dont eat them dosent mean we can't play with there carcuses

Phoebe: You've played around with this catering think for over 3 years...