Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope আপনি like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do আপনি see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a তোতাপাখি use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
দ্বারা the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he ব্যক্ত something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope আপনি like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do আপনি see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a তোতাপাখি use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
দ্বারা the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he ব্যক্ত something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
1 দিন 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n ব্যক্ত "Wat doz দুশ্চরিত্রা n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx দিন d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women ব্যক্ত "feel my titties" n the man ব্যক্ত "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman ব্যক্ত it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom ব্যক্ত dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
গর্ত d door ঘণ্টা rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n ব্যক্ত "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the রান্নাঘর fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n ব্যক্ত "Wat doz দুশ্চরিত্রা n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx দিন d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women ব্যক্ত "feel my titties" n the man ব্যক্ত "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman ব্যক্ত it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom ব্যক্ত dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
গর্ত d door ঘণ্টা rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n ব্যক্ত "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the রান্নাঘর fuckin d turkey!
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did আপনি know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" ব্যক্ত the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ আপনি must know that your privates are exposed!" ব্যক্ত the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything আপনি see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did আপনি know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" ব্যক্ত the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ আপনি must know that your privates are exposed!" ব্যক্ত the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything আপনি see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
