দিন 1
আপনি stood patiently in the check out line, within the grocery store timidly looking around noticing the line of people form behind আপনি all giving আপনি death glares.
"Hey hurry it up!!"
"Come on I have to get home!"
"I have to feed my kids আপনি bi-"
"I'm sorry, but my friend should be here shortly with my wallet." আপনি eased chuckling nervously.
The cashier only glared letting out an agitated groan.
"can't আপনি just let them go ahead of আপনি till 'your friend' gets here?"
"No way, I've been waiting all দিন in that line! I'm not moving!"
আপনি shouted. "besides that's what আপনি get for only having 1 check out counter in this huge store."
আপনি folded your arms still waiting for him, your friend that is. It has already been an ঘন্টা where could he be? Just then a ringing was heard as a man entered the store. When আপনি looked আপনি couldn't help but turn red out of shock and blue out of...shock, making an achy purple cover your face.
It was your friend, Sakata Gintoki walking in, with nothing on but a পরাকাষ্ঠা frilly apron.
"SAKATA!!!" আপনি screamed. " what are your wearing!!!"
"What? A man can't wear an apron?"
"Well I suppose আপনি can't, but JUST an পরিচ্চদ-রক্ষক বহিরাবরণ is a little much don't আপনি think!?!?!?!?!"
"Katsura, Elizabeth Shimpachi and I were playing butt-naked UNO."
"SO আপনি couldn't put on some shorts!! And আপনি do realize Elizabeth is a giant pet পেংগুইন who is already naked?!"
He stared not really caring, then checked through the pockets of the পরিচ্চদ-রক্ষক বহিরাবরণ finding nothing, he then dug underneath and pulled out your wallet. আপনি snatched it a quickly paid for your stuff then headed out the door, আপনি got yourself a cab and almost got in till Gintoki pulled আপনি back দ্বারা your shoulder.
"Where আপনি goin? Let me go with you."
"Theres no way I'm traveling anywhere with আপনি right now!" আপনি ব্যক্ত walking off.
"Well how am I supposed to get home!? আপনি want me to walk all the way back?"
"I don't care, your just not coming with me like that!"
আপনি sat in the cab then turned watching Gintoki wave 'goodbye'. আপনি didn't want to be so rude with him, but geez, who shows up to a market butt-naked?
আপনি watched him turn to catch another cab making blood fall from your nose run profusely.
'He's so embarrassing!!'
দিন 2
আপনি and your friend were walking around in the mall looking for new clothes, perfume, whatever was out. For some reason they were talking about their most embarrassing moment, and আপনি couldn't help but think about Gintoki. Why was he so damn weird?
"What about আপনি huh? Whats your most embarrassing moment?" আপনি closest friend asked you.
আপনি tapped your chin thinking about the other দিন laughing.
"Well I don't know about me, but my friend he showed up at the market the other da-"
"Fwesh, chessu-cake~~" A familiar looking woman shouted shoving a tray of cakes in your face.
"OH thanks." আপনি ব্যক্ত taking one, eating it right after.
The woman was a little familiar, but her ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট red lipstick পরাকাষ্ঠা কিমোনো and pigtails really threw আপনি off. The manly woman only stared watching আপনি finally stop with the chewing and গেলা the food.
"You like?!"
"Um, its pretty good." আপনি answered.
"Good, cause আপনি just ate my hair cake.." she ব্যক্ত bluntly, her voice getting deeper.
আপনি blinked remembering the familiar voice and jumped back holding your throat coughing.
"Do আপনি feel it, my hair inside you.." she said.
আপনি widened your eyes watching her remove part of her পরাকাষ্ঠা কিমোনো and white wig, revealing herself to be Gintoki.
"Well...do আপনি feel me inside of you!?" he shouted refusing to take off the lipstick.
Your বন্ধু blinked at the character then backed away watching আপনি turn green, so close to puking.
"Sakata!" আপনি hissed.
He only blinked as he watched আপনি pass out and your বন্ধু rushing আপনি to a bathroom অথবা something. He then shrugged taking a bite of the sample cheesecakes.
দিন 3
Sitting in the doctors office, আপনি went to check if আপনি had any type of খাবার poisoning thanks to Gintoki. Your doctor wrote a few things then stood.
"Your just fine, I think we're done here for the day." He ব্যক্ত chuckling happily. "Get your things together and speak with my intern he'll hand আপনি a lolli and আপনি could go on with your day.
আপনি watched him leave, while আপনি shuffled to get your stuff, once আপনি reached the door of the room আপনি watched it open with a another doctor who began to put on some powdery gloves.
"drop them.."
"eh?"
"Drop your pants."
"WHAT the hell?!?!" আপনি shouted.
"Relax...I'm a doctor.." he ব্যক্ত pulling down his mask.
This was getting all too familiar, yet again it was Gintoki. He approached wriggling his fingers about. আপনি screamed pushing him aside running out of the doctors office but running back to the receptionists ডেস্ক so আপনি could get your lolli.
"Excuse me I'm done with my check up I'd like my ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট now please."
"Sorry..." The suited receptionist spoke hiding his face behind a bleach manga. "but we're all out.."
আপনি looked at a bucket of suckers পরবর্তি to the man then watched the figure behind the magazine stand then toss the জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা aside and chew at least a handful of suckers in his mouth. Your হৃদয় sank once আপনি saw Gintoki again.
"Sakata-"
"Correct."
"how do আপনি change so fast!!"
He stood atop the reception desk, and আপনি turned blue realizing he had his boxers on.
"I change so fast because, time in fact moves so fast, faster than- time." he glared looking down at you. "AND WITH THAT I"D LIKE FOR আপনি TO SIGN YOUR LIFE AWAY WITH ME!!!
Your eyebrow twitched as আপনি watched him jump off the ডেস্ক and grab your hands. Old men and women, doctors and nurses gathered around clapping cooing in happiness.
"Go on a তারিখ with me this Saturday." he spoke, a পরাকাষ্ঠা glittering background forming.
"Sakata...it is Saturday..." আপনি mumbled looking around wondering how he did that.
"so...that's a yes?"
"eh?-"
"We'll have to go now cause if we go at night I'll probably miss bleach."
"Um...okay.." আপনি blinked a little lost.
"Yes!!!!!!! আপনি do realize that after this date, I'll fall madly in প্রণয় with আপনি and announce our engagment without your consent to everyone I know!"
"huh?!"
"Perfect!" he smiled.
With that he crashed his lips onto yours and pulled আপনি out of the hospital, but ran back taking the bucket of suckers.
~Later~
আপনি dropped your head in utter agitation, that had to be the most embarrassing way to ask someone out on a date. আপনি looked up noticing your প্রথমপাতা not too far away, আপনি then looked up to Gintoki watching him eat the last sucker from the bucket.
"I can't wait any longer." he mumbled.
"what?"
"I প্রণয় you."
আপনি noticed the পরাকাষ্ঠা glittery aura reappear, but ignored it noticing the man was serious, which was weird for আপনি seeing how Sakata was never really serious. Instead he was always out to kill the joy and ruin the mood with his rather যেভাবে খুশী personality, but whos says আপনি didn't like that.
"Say it." he demanded with a smirk curling on his lips.
"....I প্রণয় আপনি too Gintoki."
He turned around and tightened his right fist letting out a 'Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!~' grinning happily then turned back to আপনি landing a soft চুম্বন on your lips. After that he forgot about the তারিখ and আপনি went to watch Bleach instead. c:
আপনি stood patiently in the check out line, within the grocery store timidly looking around noticing the line of people form behind আপনি all giving আপনি death glares.
"Hey hurry it up!!"
"Come on I have to get home!"
"I have to feed my kids আপনি bi-"
"I'm sorry, but my friend should be here shortly with my wallet." আপনি eased chuckling nervously.
The cashier only glared letting out an agitated groan.
"can't আপনি just let them go ahead of আপনি till 'your friend' gets here?"
"No way, I've been waiting all দিন in that line! I'm not moving!"
আপনি shouted. "besides that's what আপনি get for only having 1 check out counter in this huge store."
আপনি folded your arms still waiting for him, your friend that is. It has already been an ঘন্টা where could he be? Just then a ringing was heard as a man entered the store. When আপনি looked আপনি couldn't help but turn red out of shock and blue out of...shock, making an achy purple cover your face.
It was your friend, Sakata Gintoki walking in, with nothing on but a পরাকাষ্ঠা frilly apron.
"SAKATA!!!" আপনি screamed. " what are your wearing!!!"
"What? A man can't wear an apron?"
"Well I suppose আপনি can't, but JUST an পরিচ্চদ-রক্ষক বহিরাবরণ is a little much don't আপনি think!?!?!?!?!"
"Katsura, Elizabeth Shimpachi and I were playing butt-naked UNO."
"SO আপনি couldn't put on some shorts!! And আপনি do realize Elizabeth is a giant pet পেংগুইন who is already naked?!"
He stared not really caring, then checked through the pockets of the পরিচ্চদ-রক্ষক বহিরাবরণ finding nothing, he then dug underneath and pulled out your wallet. আপনি snatched it a quickly paid for your stuff then headed out the door, আপনি got yourself a cab and almost got in till Gintoki pulled আপনি back দ্বারা your shoulder.
"Where আপনি goin? Let me go with you."
"Theres no way I'm traveling anywhere with আপনি right now!" আপনি ব্যক্ত walking off.
"Well how am I supposed to get home!? আপনি want me to walk all the way back?"
"I don't care, your just not coming with me like that!"
আপনি sat in the cab then turned watching Gintoki wave 'goodbye'. আপনি didn't want to be so rude with him, but geez, who shows up to a market butt-naked?
আপনি watched him turn to catch another cab making blood fall from your nose run profusely.
'He's so embarrassing!!'
দিন 2
আপনি and your friend were walking around in the mall looking for new clothes, perfume, whatever was out. For some reason they were talking about their most embarrassing moment, and আপনি couldn't help but think about Gintoki. Why was he so damn weird?
"What about আপনি huh? Whats your most embarrassing moment?" আপনি closest friend asked you.
আপনি tapped your chin thinking about the other দিন laughing.
"Well I don't know about me, but my friend he showed up at the market the other da-"
"Fwesh, chessu-cake~~" A familiar looking woman shouted shoving a tray of cakes in your face.
"OH thanks." আপনি ব্যক্ত taking one, eating it right after.
The woman was a little familiar, but her ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট red lipstick পরাকাষ্ঠা কিমোনো and pigtails really threw আপনি off. The manly woman only stared watching আপনি finally stop with the chewing and গেলা the food.
"You like?!"
"Um, its pretty good." আপনি answered.
"Good, cause আপনি just ate my hair cake.." she ব্যক্ত bluntly, her voice getting deeper.
আপনি blinked remembering the familiar voice and jumped back holding your throat coughing.
"Do আপনি feel it, my hair inside you.." she said.
আপনি widened your eyes watching her remove part of her পরাকাষ্ঠা কিমোনো and white wig, revealing herself to be Gintoki.
"Well...do আপনি feel me inside of you!?" he shouted refusing to take off the lipstick.
Your বন্ধু blinked at the character then backed away watching আপনি turn green, so close to puking.
"Sakata!" আপনি hissed.
He only blinked as he watched আপনি pass out and your বন্ধু rushing আপনি to a bathroom অথবা something. He then shrugged taking a bite of the sample cheesecakes.
দিন 3
Sitting in the doctors office, আপনি went to check if আপনি had any type of খাবার poisoning thanks to Gintoki. Your doctor wrote a few things then stood.
"Your just fine, I think we're done here for the day." He ব্যক্ত chuckling happily. "Get your things together and speak with my intern he'll hand আপনি a lolli and আপনি could go on with your day.
আপনি watched him leave, while আপনি shuffled to get your stuff, once আপনি reached the door of the room আপনি watched it open with a another doctor who began to put on some powdery gloves.
"drop them.."
"eh?"
"Drop your pants."
"WHAT the hell?!?!" আপনি shouted.
"Relax...I'm a doctor.." he ব্যক্ত pulling down his mask.
This was getting all too familiar, yet again it was Gintoki. He approached wriggling his fingers about. আপনি screamed pushing him aside running out of the doctors office but running back to the receptionists ডেস্ক so আপনি could get your lolli.
"Excuse me I'm done with my check up I'd like my ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট now please."
"Sorry..." The suited receptionist spoke hiding his face behind a bleach manga. "but we're all out.."
আপনি looked at a bucket of suckers পরবর্তি to the man then watched the figure behind the magazine stand then toss the জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা aside and chew at least a handful of suckers in his mouth. Your হৃদয় sank once আপনি saw Gintoki again.
"Sakata-"
"Correct."
"how do আপনি change so fast!!"
He stood atop the reception desk, and আপনি turned blue realizing he had his boxers on.
"I change so fast because, time in fact moves so fast, faster than- time." he glared looking down at you. "AND WITH THAT I"D LIKE FOR আপনি TO SIGN YOUR LIFE AWAY WITH ME!!!
Your eyebrow twitched as আপনি watched him jump off the ডেস্ক and grab your hands. Old men and women, doctors and nurses gathered around clapping cooing in happiness.
"Go on a তারিখ with me this Saturday." he spoke, a পরাকাষ্ঠা glittering background forming.
"Sakata...it is Saturday..." আপনি mumbled looking around wondering how he did that.
"so...that's a yes?"
"eh?-"
"We'll have to go now cause if we go at night I'll probably miss bleach."
"Um...okay.." আপনি blinked a little lost.
"Yes!!!!!!! আপনি do realize that after this date, I'll fall madly in প্রণয় with আপনি and announce our engagment without your consent to everyone I know!"
"huh?!"
"Perfect!" he smiled.
With that he crashed his lips onto yours and pulled আপনি out of the hospital, but ran back taking the bucket of suckers.
~Later~
আপনি dropped your head in utter agitation, that had to be the most embarrassing way to ask someone out on a date. আপনি looked up noticing your প্রথমপাতা not too far away, আপনি then looked up to Gintoki watching him eat the last sucker from the bucket.
"I can't wait any longer." he mumbled.
"what?"
"I প্রণয় you."
আপনি noticed the পরাকাষ্ঠা glittery aura reappear, but ignored it noticing the man was serious, which was weird for আপনি seeing how Sakata was never really serious. Instead he was always out to kill the joy and ruin the mood with his rather যেভাবে খুশী personality, but whos says আপনি didn't like that.
"Say it." he demanded with a smirk curling on his lips.
"....I প্রণয় আপনি too Gintoki."
He turned around and tightened his right fist letting out a 'Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!~' grinning happily then turned back to আপনি landing a soft চুম্বন on your lips. After that he forgot about the তারিখ and আপনি went to watch Bleach instead. c: