Angelika Film Center
There’s nothing Dan loves আরো than the latest and greatest independent and foreign films. In the past আপনি could usually find Dan here alone on Friday and Saturday nights, but that’s not the case any longer now that he is dating Serena অগ্রদূত der Woodsen.
Veselka
Dan and Vanessa প্রণয় this Ukrainian restaurant where they serve NYC’s finest pierogies.
Gray’s Papaya
This famous NYC haunt is open 24 hours a দিন and serves the best hot সারমেয় in the city. Dan loves coming here late night. Make sure আপনি get sauerkraut on your dog!
New York Public Library
বই upon বই upon books. It’s like a dream come true for our aspiring writer Dan. He loves to come here and sit and read for hours (but he’s not a dork, really).
H&H Bagels
New York City’s most famous bagel place. These are a পছন্দ among the entire Humphrey family.
teany
Dan loves this vegan চা house owned দ্বারা Moby. Teany has a wide array of teas and is located in one of Dan’s পছন্দ NYC neighborhoods: the Lower East Side.
There’s nothing Dan loves আরো than the latest and greatest independent and foreign films. In the past আপনি could usually find Dan here alone on Friday and Saturday nights, but that’s not the case any longer now that he is dating Serena অগ্রদূত der Woodsen.
Veselka
Dan and Vanessa প্রণয় this Ukrainian restaurant where they serve NYC’s finest pierogies.
Gray’s Papaya
This famous NYC haunt is open 24 hours a দিন and serves the best hot সারমেয় in the city. Dan loves coming here late night. Make sure আপনি get sauerkraut on your dog!
New York Public Library
বই upon বই upon books. It’s like a dream come true for our aspiring writer Dan. He loves to come here and sit and read for hours (but he’s not a dork, really).
H&H Bagels
New York City’s most famous bagel place. These are a পছন্দ among the entire Humphrey family.
teany
Dan loves this vegan চা house owned দ্বারা Moby. Teany has a wide array of teas and is located in one of Dan’s পছন্দ NYC neighborhoods: the Lower East Side.
There’s this girl and she just came back to school (it’s not Serena). She’s making my life awful. I hate her. I mean, she did this REALLY awful thing to me, which is the reason she left, and now she’s back trying to hide that awful thing (it’s not Serena, I promise). She just waltzes back in here like nothing has changed and expects everything to go back to normal, ugh! (really, it’s not Serena, I swear). But she’s not going to get away with it that easily. I’ve made it my mission to make her life a living hell (I guarantee you, it’s not Serena).
Sincerely,
Vengeful in Versace
Dear Vengeful in Versace,
Um, hello, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Might want to chill on the revenge. I’m sure whatever she did was horrible but আপনি can’t just go around the city trying to ruin her life. আপনি need to go to Bliss Spa and get a deep tissue massage ASAP. It’ll make আপনি feel a lot better.
Sincerely,
Vengeful in Versace
Dear Vengeful in Versace,
Um, hello, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Might want to chill on the revenge. I’m sure whatever she did was horrible but আপনি can’t just go around the city trying to ruin her life. আপনি need to go to Bliss Spa and get a deep tissue massage ASAP. It’ll make আপনি feel a lot better.