2: wear his invisibilty cloak. he can't find আপনি to be mad at, nor can he find the cloak
3: walk in at an oppertune moment on him and Ginny and then act oblivious as to why he's mad
4: fasten his glasses to hedwig and then let her out to fly around
5: sell all of his অনুরাগী প্রণয় potions at discount price
6: মোড়ানো a towel on your head and claim to be Quirrel's relative
7: Hide Hedwig and put Trevor in her cage
8: replace every picture of Ginny he has with pictures of yours truly
9: hide peruvian instant darkness powder in his ট্রাঙ্ক which releases when opened
10: go around convincing people he's the heir of slytherin
11: replace his পুডিং with canary creams
12: convince him that Ginny has gone "lav lav" on him
13: never cease making puns of his name
14: ask him if there are temporary ট্যাটু of his scar
15: tell people he has a tattoo of a hippogriff on his chest.
16: if they don't believe the tattoo joke, tell them to just ask Cho Chang because she's seen it
17: tell people he knits socks for Dobby in his free time
18: slip firewhiskey into his butterbeer
19: forge a প্রণয় note and then sign it as Draco Malfoy
20: forge a প্রণয় note and then sign it as Lucius Malfoy
21: use a polyjuice potion to pose as Ron and Hermione
22: insist on visiting the Dursleys
23: convince harry that butterbeer is no longer made
24: replace his muggle alarm clock with a mandrake
25: steal his wand
26: give him fake hints about his birthday surprise
27: give him a box of Bertie Botts, filled with the most disgusting flavored beans
28: replace hedwig with a pidgeon
29: every time harry gets Cho Chang to look at him yell: "cha-CHANG!!"
30: dress as death eaters and attack harry using the tickling charm
31: tell him that he's been put in charge of watching Umbridge in her retirement years
32: tell him that Bill and Fleur want him to babysit for them, then use a polyjuice potion to pose as the kids and wreak havoc among the house
33: bug his room with extendable ears
34: switch his wand with a fake one
35: put veritaserum in his drink just before he goes to see Ginny
36: fill his বিছানা with pygmy puffs
37: প্রদর্শনী up on his doorstep saying the ভান্দার went out of business and that we're living with him now
38: talk to him in his sleep, convincing him that umbridge is going to feed him to her cats
39: make a fake prophecy for him to find
40: turn hedwig pink
41: switch the marauders map with a children's menu
42: insist that he teaches us all about muggles
43: afterwards, tell dad he missed it and make him tell it again
44: have luna tell him that nargles have overrun his brain
45: stalk him
46: suggest that his animagus would be a ladybug
47: tell mum he wants a পরাকাষ্ঠা sweater for বড়দিন
48: make him bet on which of us is which
49: send him a howler
50: compile a তালিকা of things to annoy him and প্রকাশ it for all to see
