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woofbark said:
The Deathly Hallows states that Voldemort became less and less human and then began to turn snake-like, losing his nose.
I believed it until I found this! *Throws heavy book on desk* This, *blows dust off book* is one of the হারিয়ে গেছে stories in a modern version of "Aesop's Fables"-
One দিন Lord Voldemort was sitting in a chair wondering how he could make himself look threatening. He made some Horcruxes, but all that did was turn him ghostly pale, take away his beautiful hair, and turn his eyes red. It did nothing to his nose.
Meanwhile, a change was occuring outside the world of death eaters and wands-Twilight ভ্যাম্পায়ার had arrived. Everyone knows that these original ভ্যাম্পায়ার sparkle, the good ones have golden eyes, and they all have no fangs.
But what Stephenie Meyer forgets to tell us is that there is a con to becoming a vampire-you lose your nose.
Edward was afraid, after he realized that he would marry Bella and make her his vampire wife, that she would hate him if she found out he was using a STOLEN NOSE! So he kept it secret from her.
Lord Voldemort just stayed in his lair under a rock which was literally an underground mansion, and did not listen to all the hype about these ভ্যাম্পায়ার and their nose-stealing habits. Thus it happened, when Edward realized that he must turn Bella into a vampire, that he managed to run to Voldemort's lair, steal his nose, and get back to Bella without any difficulty.
Voldemort now had no nose.
The moral of this story is:
There are three kinds of people:
1.People who like অথবা প্রণয় Twilight...
2.People who dislike অথবা hate Twilight...
3.And people who live under a rock.
SO DO NOT LIVE UNDER A ROCK অথবা আপনি TOO SHALL LOSE YOUR NOSE!
And with that, I close this book, and I shall soon throw it-and the dark secrets it contains-into the fire. Why? I don't know. I guess it's just আরো dramatic.
LOL
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