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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a প্রশ্ন a bit পূর্বে asking what bothers আপনি about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if আপনি haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, আপনি probably...
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1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides দ্বারা calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets আপনি a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE বছর OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The বই aren’t well written, just because আপনি make up...
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posted by hpotterforever7
Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter লেখক J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy লেখা to attend the তারকা studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight লেখক Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that লেখা is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...
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I've noticed that alot of members have been saying "Oh yeah, she went crazy over just a boy she only just met. She went a bit over the top, overreacted."

Well this is how I see it. I know I am going to get shit for this, but perhaps this will give আপনি a little আরো open mindness.

Personal experience: I acted the same, I did everything I possibly could to see him. I tried to commit sucicde, I look back and think .. I was so young, আপনি survive after it.

But Bella was older and what they had was ALOT different to a NORMAL relationship. They were physically made for each other. Which is very powerful...
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posted by KateKicksAss
After hearing some বিতর্ক on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.

By "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few আরো assorted Death Eaters.

After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out ভিক্টোরিয়াস in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.

First off, in the...
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posted by KateKicksAss
I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b এল-মৃত্যু পত্র o g s p o t.com


How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as অথবা আরো beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do আপনি stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do আপনি irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why...
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I would like to start দ্বারা quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... দ্বারা Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his হারিয়ে গেছে scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's ভ্যাম্পায়ার are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...
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(i have edited this প্রবন্ধ so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell আপনি why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are পাঠ করা that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child নিরাপদ book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 বছর old...
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Now to anyone of the teensy-beensy minority that has never heard of Twilight's male protagonist, Edward Cullen, he supposedly a vampire that falls in deep "love" with a human girl named Bella.

Now I must object to this বিবরণ of the Edward and Bella (Edella অথবা Bedward, lol). While the relationship is described as being true love, I personally think that the relationship is any BUT deep, true love. It is, in my, along with many other fanpoppers, opinion that this relationship is extraordinarily unhealthy and codependent, and that Edward's supposed "love" is obsessive love.

Obsessive love:...
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Ron just wouldn't can it. We were all at the table, while Ron was blabbing about how Professor Snape had gave him detention. For crying out loud, if he just payed attention in class he wouldn't have!
"'Mione, can আপনি pass the butter?" he ব্যক্ত with mouth full of chicken. I scowled at him and passed him some. "'Mione, আপনি don't look so good are আপনি ok?" Harry whispered in my ear. I shook my head. After riding a ঝাড়ু and falling off because of stupid Malfoy hadn't done wonders on the headache i already had. "You want to go to the infarmery, im pretty sure the med-witch has." he began but Ron...
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Here's my response to this rubbish.

1- the লেখা is better
Um, no. It's really not.

2- the actors/actresses who film the movie are talented
WHAT?! Ok, you're talking about the ecstatic Kristen Stewart, right? The Kristen Stewart who shows so much emotion in every seen of the movies? She looks really excited, huh? She might as well be a mannequin.

3- bella is a role model (she teaches people to hold on to their friendships and stuff and keep their secrets)
Bella is a role model!??!??! Ok, when Edward left bella in New Moon, Bella curled up for months, MONTHS. So that's basically saying that...
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All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered আপনি make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: বন্দুক and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. আপনি silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that কচ্ছপ hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
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Taking arms against Harry Potter, at this moment, is to emulate Hamlet taking arms against a sea of troubles. দ্বারা opposing the sea, আপনি won't end it. The Harry Potter epiphenomenon will go on, doubtless for some time, as J. R. R. Tolkien did, and then wane.

The official newspaper of our dominant counter-culture, The New York Times, has been startled দ্বারা the Potter বই into establishing a new policy for its not very literate book review. Rather than crowd out the Grishams, Clancys, Crichtons, Kings, and other vastly জনপ্রিয় prose fictions on its fiction bestseller list, the Potter volumes will...
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I knw that many of আপনি hv read the বই and watched the Harry Potter series. At first, I liked it very much, but later on, it got really boring to the point I had to force myself to watch tthe চলচ্চিত্র and read the books. I know that I don't "have" to force myself to do anything, but there was no other way to spend my holidays. One of my friends, who is a Potter অনুরাগী recommended this series to me and gave me all the চলচ্চিত্র and books. I finished পাঠ করা all the চলচ্চিত্র and also finished পাঠ করা all the books. At the end, I was really disappointed.
I hate Harry Potter. Now, don't go saying that I...
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This প্রবন্ধ was NOT written দ্বারা me. I found this somewhere else as a মতামত and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight অনুরাগী will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...
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Before I begin, I’d like to set one thing straight: I’m not against Twilight fans. I respect আপনি and your opinions. I just have different ones. These reasons are opinion and fact mixed together. Please don't disrespect me for my opinions. Also, warning: This will be long.

After completely the Harry Potter series, I looked for the পরবর্তি “big thing.” Being in middle school, the পরবর্তি “big thing” was the Twilight Saga. Sure, why not. I read them through once. I didn’t প্রণয় it. I didn’t hate it. It was just another book. I never laughed, অথবা cried. It never pulled any emotion out of...
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posted by RonGetYourWand
As আপনি can tell from my username, I am a huge Harry Potter fan. However, I wasn’t always. I used to be a Twihard (a twilight obsessed fan-girl). In fact I was one during the early stages of puberty, which is the age where most Twitards fall into the ‘romantic’ trap.

Here’s my story about how I went from ‘Twihard’ to ‘Indifferent’ to ‘Potterhead’:

I first read Twilight as a recommendation from a fellow member of the Teen Advisory Board of my library. I finished that book quickly and moved onto the next. The লাইব্রেরি didn’t have Eclipse so I read it ‘Twilight, New Moon, Breaking...
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posted by i-am-mariella
I’ve seen articles, like bri-marie’s, comparing Bella, Twilight’s “heroine” to the girls and female role মডেল সমাহার of the Harry Potter বই like Hermione and Ginny. I agree with them whole-heartedly and I am happy to follow in the footsteps of strong women from Harry Potter – like Ginny, who is fierce and pretty bad-ass and just সামগ্রিক a strong female, and Hermione, who is studious and smart and witty and the boys often rely on her skills and “genius.” Because let’s face it – and Ron says it himself – where would they be without Hermione?
So I wanted to make my own because...
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Here's a তালিকা of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, অথবা just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many অনুরাগী are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read দ্বারা any age group. Twilight is geared আরো towards angst 15 বছর olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with আপনি as আপনি read. The first বই start out fairly tame but mature as আপনি mature....
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posted by lucius_malloy
So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But আপনি get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her বন্ধু - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was পাঠ করা a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an আপেল on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...
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