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What WAS the punch-line to Uncle Vernon's Japanese golfer joke in Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets?

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PotterheadOncer said:
An American goes to জাপান to close a big business deal. The night before, he is very tense so he picks up a hooker in the hotel bar. She speaks no English, but they get their transaction settled and go to his room.

In bed, she is wildly thrashing around screaming out a phrase in Japanese. The man figures she is loving it and tries to remember what she is yelling.

The পরবর্তি day, he is playing golf with his Japanese customer. On the third tee, the Japanese man swings, the ball makes a beautiful arc, hits the green, bounces twice, rolls, and winds up right in the cup -- a hole in one!

Thinking to impress his client, the man repeats the phrase he had heard so much the night before. The Japanese golfer eyes him and says, "What আপনি mean.... wrong hole?
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Ha! Thanks.
randomgirl3000 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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How do আপনি know that?!
loonylovegood7 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Funny joke, but I'd imagine that'd be a bit too dirty to say at a ডিনার party trying to impress a potential business customer
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Book-Freak said:
It's in the deleted scenes video from the Chamber of Secrets - the first clip in this video. I don't know what the joke was, but judging দ্বারা the look on Mr Mason's face it wasn't funny.
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Evangelia360 said:
আপনি don't know because Dobby ruined the মুষ্ট্যাঘাত line দ্বারা making alot of noise.
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Thats why the প্রশ্ন was asked - to see if anyone might know.
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