আপনি know you've read SS/PS one too many times when আপনি . . .
1. Continually ask people if they want a লেবু Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that আপনি don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time আপনি see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on ব্যক্ত walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when আপনি get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap যেভাবে খুশী bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave যেভাবে খুশী sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell যেভাবে খুশী people that আপনি know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, মাখন mellow, turn this stupid fat ইঁদুর yellow," at every মাউস আপনি see.
18. Tell your বন্ধু to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in ব্যক্ত mirror.
21. Set আগুন to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time আপনি enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that আপনি know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil আপনি think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch অথবা wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to আপনি to the "cupboard under the stairs," অথবা "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will প্রদর্শনী up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. খুঁজুন every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
1. Continually ask people if they want a লেবু Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that আপনি don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time আপনি see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on ব্যক্ত walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when আপনি get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap যেভাবে খুশী bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave যেভাবে খুশী sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell যেভাবে খুশী people that আপনি know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, মাখন mellow, turn this stupid fat ইঁদুর yellow," at every মাউস আপনি see.
18. Tell your বন্ধু to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in ব্যক্ত mirror.
21. Set আগুন to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time আপনি enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that আপনি know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil আপনি think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch অথবা wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to আপনি to the "cupboard under the stairs," অথবা "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will প্রদর্শনী up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. খুঁজুন every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
