শীর্ষ Ten Signs Your Kid is a Wizard
10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. আপনি say, "Do আপনি think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. পছন্দ discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to হ্যালোইন as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His পছন্দ excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. আপনি catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
(From "The Late প্রদর্শনী with David Letterman")
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শীর্ষ Ten Signs the Actor Playing Harry Potter is Too Old
10. Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef and cigarettes.
9. Character's trademark lightning-bolt scar is now obscured দ্বারা liver spots.
8. He flies around on a magic walker.
7. New movie includes several scenes of Harry shouting at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.
6. শিরোনাম of his পরবর্তি movie: "Harry Potter and the Quest to see Cameron Diaz Naked."
5. Harry won't shut up about how baseball hasn't been the same since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.
4. Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set.
3. He's the new spokesman for Lipitor.
2. 70 percent of his lines: "What'd আপনি say?"
1. He's often mistaken for Letterman.
(From "The Late প্রদর্শনী with David Letterman")
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শীর্ষ Ten Names for Ron, Harry, Ginny, Luna, Neville and Hermione
দ্বারা Bob Sindeldecker
10. Black's Avengers
9. Potter's Raiders
8. Dumbledore's S.A.S.
7. Order Of The Veil
6. Mysterious Six
5. The Vanquishers
4. The Inner Circle
3. The Potter-Granger Group
2. The Thestralliers
1. Harry's Heroes
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Narcissa Malfoy's শীর্ষ Ten Disgustingly Cute Names for Draco
দ্বারা Bob Sindeldecker with help from David Middleton
10. Ickle-Drakey-Wakey
9. Drakey-Dookie-Diddy-Dums
8. Drakey-Diddy-Dobby-Doo
7. Snoogie-Woogie-Drakey-Poo
6. Drakey-Dinky-Dookie-Doodums
5. Drakey-Poopsie-Oopsie-Goo
4. Drakey-Dimsy-Mimsy-Doo-Doo
3. Drakey-Doody-Sweetie-Dookums
2. Dipsy-Doopsy-Drakey-Poo
1. আপনি %!#@&* BRAT!!!
10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. আপনি say, "Do আপনি think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. পছন্দ discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to হ্যালোইন as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His পছন্দ excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. আপনি catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
(From "The Late প্রদর্শনী with David Letterman")
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শীর্ষ Ten Signs the Actor Playing Harry Potter is Too Old
10. Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef and cigarettes.
9. Character's trademark lightning-bolt scar is now obscured দ্বারা liver spots.
8. He flies around on a magic walker.
7. New movie includes several scenes of Harry shouting at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.
6. শিরোনাম of his পরবর্তি movie: "Harry Potter and the Quest to see Cameron Diaz Naked."
5. Harry won't shut up about how baseball hasn't been the same since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.
4. Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set.
3. He's the new spokesman for Lipitor.
2. 70 percent of his lines: "What'd আপনি say?"
1. He's often mistaken for Letterman.
(From "The Late প্রদর্শনী with David Letterman")
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শীর্ষ Ten Names for Ron, Harry, Ginny, Luna, Neville and Hermione
দ্বারা Bob Sindeldecker
10. Black's Avengers
9. Potter's Raiders
8. Dumbledore's S.A.S.
7. Order Of The Veil
6. Mysterious Six
5. The Vanquishers
4. The Inner Circle
3. The Potter-Granger Group
2. The Thestralliers
1. Harry's Heroes
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Narcissa Malfoy's শীর্ষ Ten Disgustingly Cute Names for Draco
দ্বারা Bob Sindeldecker with help from David Middleton
10. Ickle-Drakey-Wakey
9. Drakey-Dookie-Diddy-Dums
8. Drakey-Diddy-Dobby-Doo
7. Snoogie-Woogie-Drakey-Poo
6. Drakey-Dinky-Dookie-Doodums
5. Drakey-Poopsie-Oopsie-Goo
4. Drakey-Dimsy-Mimsy-Doo-Doo
3. Drakey-Doody-Sweetie-Dookums
2. Dipsy-Doopsy-Drakey-Poo
1. আপনি %!#@&* BRAT!!!
