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posted by ladolcevita
- It isn't illegal to do this, since the publisher পোষ্ট হয়েছে it up on the internet first, just in hard to read handwriting.

OK, So this is J.K Rowling's 2 Page StoryCard.
Read it first, and the read my thoughts about it.
Then, আপনি can post your's in the comments!!

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The speeding motorcycle took the sharp corner so fast in the darkness that both policemen in the pursuing car shouted,"Whoa!" Sergeant Fisher slammed his large foot on the brake, thinking that the boy who was riding pillion was sure to be flung under his wheels; however, the motorbike made the turn without unseating either of its riders, and with a wink of its red tail lights, vanished up the narrow side street.

"We've got 'em now!" cried PC Anderson excitedly. "That's a dead end!"

Leaning hard on the steering wheel and crashing his gears, Fisher scraped half the paint off the flank of the car as he forced it up the alleyway in pursuit.

There in the headlights sat their quarry, stationary at last after a quarter of an hour's chase. The two riders were trapped between a towering brickwall and the police car, which was now crawling towards them like some growling luminous-eyes predator.

There was so little মহাকাশ between the car doors and the walls of the alley that Fisher and Anderson had difficulty extricating themselves from the vehicle. It injured their dignity to have to inch, crab-like, towards the miscreants. Fisher dragged his generous belly along the wall, tearing buttons off his শার্ট as he went, and finally snapping off the wing mirror with his backside.

"Get off the bike!" he bellowed at the smirking youths, who sat basking in the flashing blue light as though enjoying it.

They did as they were told, finally pulling free from the broken wing mirror, Fisher glared at them. They seemed to be in their late teens. The one who had been driving had long black hair, his insolent good looks reminded Fisher unpleasantly of his daughter's guitar-playing, layabout boyfriend. The সেকেন্ড boy also had black hair, though his was short and stuck up in all directions; he wore glasses and a broad grin. Both were dressed in t-shirts emblazoned with a large golden bird; the emblem, no doubt, of some deafening, timeless rock band.

"No helmet!" Fisher yelled, pointing from one uncovered head to the other. "Exceeding the speed by-by a considerable amount!" (In fact, the speed registered had been greater than Fisher was prepared to accept that any motorcycle could travel.) "Failure to stop for the police!"

"We'd have loved to stop for a chat," ব্যক্ত the boy in glasses,"only we were trying--"

"Don't get smart-you two are in a heap of trouble!" snarled Anderson. "Names!"

"Names?" repeated the long-haired driver."Er-Well, let's see. There's Wilberforce...Bathsheba...Elvendork..."

"And what's nice about that one is, আপনি can use it for a boy অথবা a girl," ব্যক্ত the boy in glasses.

"Oh, our names, did আপনি mean?" asked the first, as Anderson spluttered with rage."You should've said! This here is James Potter, and I'm Sirius Black!"

"Things'll be seriously black for আপনি in a minute, আপনি cheeky little-"

But neither James nor Sirius was paying attention. They were suddenly as alert as gundogs, staring past Fisher and Anderson, over the roof of the police car, at the dark mouth of the alley. Then, with identical, fluid movements, they reached into their back pockets.

For the মহাকাশ of a heartbeat both policemen imagined বন্দুক gleaming at them, but a সেকেন্ড later they saw that the motorcyclists had drawn nothing আরো than-

"Drumsticks?" jeered Anderson. "Right pair of jokers, aren't you? Right, we're arresting আপনি on a charge of--"

But Anderson never got to name the charge. James and Sirius had shouted something incomprehensible, and the beams from the headlights had moved.

The policemen wheeled around, then staggered backwards. Three men were flying-actually flying- up the alley on broomsticks-and at the same moment,the police car was rearing up on its back wheels.

Fisher's knee bucked; as he sat down hard; Anderson tripped over Fisher's legs and fell on শীর্ষ of him, as flump-bang-crunch- they heard the mean on brooms slam into the suspended car and fall, apparently insensible, to the ground, while broken bits of broomstick clattered down around them.

The motorbike had roared into life again. His mouth hanging open, Fisher mustered the strength to look back at the two teenagers.

"Thanks very much!" called Sirius over the throb of the engine."We owe আপনি one!"

"Yeah, nice meeting you!" ব্যক্ত James. "And don't forget: Elvendork! It's unisex!"

There was an earth-shaking crash, and Fisher and Anderson threw their arms around each other in fright; their car had just fallen back to the ground. Now it was the motorcycle's turn to rear. Before the policemen's disbelieving eyes, it took off into thin air: James and Sirius zoomed away into the night sky, their tail light twinkling behind them like a vanishing ruby.

From the prequel I am not working on-but that was fun! J.K. Rowling.2008
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I kinda thought that this was a bit like a Fred/George story, only way আরো rebellious and the REALLY odd thing was they used magic in front of muggles! So...
 J.K Rowling's Last Line!
J.K Rowling's Last Line!
posted by vanillaicecream
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Accio (Summoning Charm) - Latin for "I summon."

Alohomora (Spell that opens locks) - Derived from the Hawaiian "Aloha" meaning "goodbye," and the Latin word "mora," meaning "obstacle."

Amortentia - "Amor" is the Latin word for "love," and "tentia" is derived from "tentare," which means "the handling of," "the making of an attempt," অথবা "the attack on." Hence, "the handling of love," "making an attempt to love," অথবা "the attack on love."

Anapneo (Spell that clears blocked airways) - In Greek, "anapneo" means "I breathe."

Aparecium (Spell that makes invisible ink appear) - From the Latin word...
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posted by LilysLittleTwin
Authors note: If আপনি don’t laugh, I shall set my army of flying turtles upon you!

Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If আপনি believed me for a second, quit পাঠ করা now.

~Interview with a Mary Sue~

Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.

LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?

AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.

LLT:...
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Warnings: PG-13. Mild language. Mild violence.
Char.: Barty Crouch Jr, Sirius Black. The Crouch family in the later chaps.
This is NOT a স্ল্যাশ fic.
Summary: Sirius and Barty Jr., unaware of it, end up in the same detention, which leads into battle of egos until they have to learn that each others are only human after all and even find something in common. The other chapters are something else though related to the first..
Chapters: Four. (4). The 2nd & later, do not base on any game topic anymore and so are completely written দ্বারা me and are all about the Crouch family.
Author(s): WolfAngel'JR...
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posted by vanillaicecream
1. Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.

2. Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?

3. Tell him Krum is coming back.

4. Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.

5. …and when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”

6. Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited.

7. ..except him, that is.

8. The পরবর্তি time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless sidekick?...
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 Pusging the trolley through the দেওয়াল at Platform 9 34
Pusging the trolley through the wall at Platform 9 34
Climb aboard as we take আপনি on a two ঘন্টা bus tour to some of the লন্ডন locations used in the Harry Potter চলচ্চিত্র including sites from the latest film Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

Learn how the films were made, discuss the বই and get trivia about the magical world of J.K.Rowling’s boy wizard. Along the way you’ll have the chance to get off the bus, take pictures and see the locations up close.

Feel free to dress up as Harry Potter অথবা any other character in the series, (only if আপনি want to). Keep your wits about আপনি as we’ll test your knowledge on the world of the boy wizard...
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posted by crazyduds2
1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks আপনি why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap সঙ্গীত from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At যেভাবে খুশী times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have আপনি left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to যোগদান আপনি for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that আপনি have a secret. When they ask আপনি what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes দ্বারা and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did অর্থহীন go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.

Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"

2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for আপনি (even if আপনি have no intention of পাঠ করা them).

3. Ask what "HP" stands for.

4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."

5. Tell them আপনি think the চলচ্চিত্র are better than the books.

6. Suggest they read the বই on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.

7. Destroy any and all of their delusions...
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1. Should Dudley be backing up for any reason, go "beep, beep, beep . . ."

2. Egg their house. Don't feel confined to chicken eggs.

3. কোট their entire রান্নাঘর with butter.

4. Get a cheap Muggle cell phone. Give it a very annoying ring tone, and set it to ring every ঘন্টা on the hour. Make it invisible. Hide it in the air vent of their house.

5. Charm their garden hose to come to life and spray them down.

6. Charm their lawn to sprout large purple mushrooms. When stepped on, these mushrooms should squeak loudly.

7. Replace any ফুলেরডালি in their garden with the ever জনপ্রিয় water squirting flowers....
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For several long seconds, George’s mind refused -- no, was unable -- to comprehend what his eyes were telling it. He could not believe it; surely it was not possible. A joke, অথবা a misunderstanding, অথবা something serious, but not that serious, not enough to warrant the tears on everyone’s faces, nor his mother’s silence and outstretched arms. Not enough for Charlie’s pale face and blank eyes, nor Ginny’s quiet whimpers, nor Percy’s shoulders, heaving with silent sobs.

And then the awareness seeped through, the sight of Fred’s body registered, and there was something in his throat,...
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hi im caitlín and i enjoy পাঠ করা both harry potter and twiight বই but....... i cant decide which one is better some people think different but its good to have an opinion!!! am i right, i think i am see thats an opinion and im just wanted to say what is your opinion ... and comparing is ok the world would be boring if we were all the same and thought the same and this is NOT JUDGE MENTAL!!!no debates please!!! my opnion is that there both smashing বই to read and আপনি dont have to agree there both very entertaining to read and watch thats my opinion i cant wait to read yours!!!
I don´t know if this part will be a little bit confusing for some ppl but i hope আপনি like it!
I really প্রণয় to write this story...
Thank আপনি so much




His eyes were blue as always… but cold, intimidating, as the eyes of a wolf. We were in a room where I had never been before what surprised me. It was a small room with many old broken tables and chairs stowed on শীর্ষ of each other, wood shelves wrapped in মাকড়সা webs caring old goblets. In one corner was a large mirror blurry দ্বারা dust, all of it was made of স্বর্ণ and I could see my face reflected in it. I was pale like a ghost and his eyes were still...
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When i first watched this film, my first thought was that the film was absolutly brilliant but different from the book although it did have 400 pages ad so it was a lot to put in.
I thought the bad thing about this film was the absolutly rubbish চুম্বন দ্বারা daniel radcliff and cho chang because it was too long and really wierd.
The good thing about the film was the special effects that made আপনি belive that it was there really happening. Also, i wish we saw আরো of ginny, all she did was glare at cho chang which is boring. there wasn't much talking but lots of magic and exitment. I thought that...
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posted by Pinnipedi
আপনি hear a lot about house hybrids but not much about their actual characteristics? I just wanted to write something on what each hybrid would be like. What do আপনি think? BTW I was just trying to paint a picture of a stereotypical hybrid for each one. I wasn't saying all hybrids have ALL these qualities

Gryffinclaw

-Messy, prone to being very dysfunctional, don't work well within this society

-Would break the law to uphold the truth

-Against "the system"

-Spends a disproportionate of time online and not enough on school/work/uni

-Loud about their views

-Probably believes in the concept of "universal...
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I just knew I had to write this প্রবন্ধ after seeing a lot of অনুরাগী debating on the topic:

"Are the বই অথবা চলচ্চিত্র better?"

So first of all, my প্রণয় for Harry Potter didn't start from the books. My mother kept recommending them to me, but I was younger when the বই came out first. That days, I always judged a book দ্বারা its cover. So when I saw a যেভাবে খুশী boy with a scar on his forehead standing and 7 বই about him, I said, "Mom, stop. I don't wanna read it, I feel like it won't be interesting,"

My mom ব্যক্ত ok, and we left the bookshop. But from that দিন on, my বন্ধু started watching Harry Potter...
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First of all I should say this are the deaths of the movies, because আরো people died in the চলচ্চিত্র then বই such as Lavender. I was so sad nearly about all characters! So I'm reviewing their sadnesses and remembering, listing them.

Hedwig

Hedwig is Harry's loyal owl which was a present from Hagrid to Harry for his birthday. He died in Harry Potter and the deathly hallows while everybody drank a potion to look like Harry. The death eaters kicked him out of the way and he fell down from all the meters, never be sawn again. He has a wildly underrated death and Harry shouted "Hedwig," but never...
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