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আপনি mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

আপনি call your least পছন্দ teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and আপনি run outside looking for an owl.

আপনি actually ask for a ঝাড়ু for Christmas.

আপনি mutter "lumos" under your breath every time আপনি turn on a flashlight.

আপনি sort everyone আপনি meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

আপনি were burned when আপনি couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

আপনি had to go to the hospital after আপনি broke your nose running headfirst into the দেওয়াল between platforms nine and ten.

The wand order mistake in GoF drove আপনি crazy, and even after it was "corrected" আপনি still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.

আপনি point at normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these Muggles dream up!"

আপনি collect plugs.

আপনি try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if আপনি turn invisible.

Before getting up to get something, আপনি always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

আপনি watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it.

আপনি were reduced to tears when আপনি finally had Book 5 in your hands.

আপনি refer to your Chemistry class as Potions.

আপনি spend hours tapping bricks in special orders, hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, আপনি yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

আপনি yell into the "fellytone."

আপনি get emotional every time আপনি hear "Hedwig's Theme".

আপনি say "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

আপনি get thoroughly overexcited every time আপনি see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

আপনি name all of your pets after HP characters.

আপনি get into heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies.

আপনি know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1979 and Ron's birthday is March 1, 1980 even though it was never ব্যক্ত in the books.

আপনি refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and no one has any idea who you're talking about.

আপনি went out and bought the latest editition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "Muggle".

আপনি were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"

আপনি count the days until you're old enough for your Apparation license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.

Your free time on the computer is spent constantly refreshing your পছন্দ Harry Potter news site (MuggleNet, of course), hoping for an update.
posted by Scarlet127
"Of the many fearsome beasts and monsters that roam our land, there is none আরো curious অথবা আরো deadly than the Basilisk, known also as the King of Serpents. This snake, which may reach gigantic size, and live many hundreds of years, is born from a chicken's egg, hatched beneath a toad. Its methods of killing are most wondrous, for aside from its deadly and venomous fangs, the Basilisk has a murderous stare, and all who are fixed with the beam of its eye shall suffer instant death. Spiders flee before the Basilisk, for it is their mortal enemy, and the Basilisk flees only from the crowing...
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posted by Scarlet127
 the Fat Friar
the Fat Friar
The Fat Friar was a wizard, who attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in his youth, and was Sorted into Hufflepuff. He was a jolly man and very forgiving. He devoted his life to religion and, after his death, returned to the school as the resident ghost of Hufflepuff House.
As a ghost, the Friar was pearly-white and slightly transparent, like all other ghosts. He had short brown hair, which he wore with a small tonsure. At first sight a monk, he was dressed in a habit held দ্বারা a rope belt. He was fat and short, and usually carried a mug with him.
The Friar was very cheerful and welcoming,...
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I have often been asked about the impact the HARRY POTTER films have had on my life. What's it like growing up in a film set? How have the films changed/shaped you? What's it like to be a celebrity? Have আপনি missed out on a "normal" childhood? These প্রশ্ন and similar ones have preoccupied the world for many years. The simple truth is that I have nver known any different, and so what the world মতামত as unusual is my normality, and I have loved every মিনিট of it.
The cast and the crew of HARRY POTTER films had been my সেকেন্ড family for half my life. I have gone from a young ten বছর oldto...
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501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere
.502. Using প্রণয় potion number nine on people are illigal. Therefore I should not make Harry/Draco fall in প্রণয় with Pansy Parkinson. Again
503. Snape does not take গান গাওয়া requests, therefore I should stop asking him to sing "Tearing Up My Heart"
504. -or any other songs
505. this তালিকা being used as a checklist is inappropriate, therefore i shouldn't do so
506. I will not refer to Voldemort as "Voldie-Poo"
507. I will not enchant Draco so that he looks Emo/Goth to everyone around him except himself...
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posted by 21doctor
She stood in a stiff upright position, keeping nervous a very long scarlet feather (as long as a peacock tail feather) in her left hand and a golden gun in her right, right in the middle of a filled court room of the Ministry of Magic and waited. She waited for Fenrir Greyback, the most dangerous werewolf on Earth. She, Clara Clearwater, has to execute that creature, who wasn´t human anymore; who had bitten so many kids in order to create a community of werewolves; who also had killed so many people, witches and wizards if they are against him অথবা - just for fun - Muggles who had not the faintest...
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posted by dragonsmemory
((Note: Even though this is classified as a fanfic, this is a true story, the story of one Potterhead, and the years in which I grew up.))

I'm proud to call myself a Potterhead. It's a শিরোনাম I've justly earned. Especially now. As our first বছর without Harry Potter draws to a close, all of us think back, back over the journey that brought us here.

My entrance into the world could hardly be called remarkable. The তারিখ of my birth wouldn't become widely known for several years. I was born on July 31st, 1993, at 1:25 in the morning.

The first few years of my life are nothing but a blur, now. You...
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I thought of all these myself, so don't go saying I copied off of you!

In The Store
#1: Hum Hedwig's Theme অথবা the Sorting Hat's song very loudly, and maybe throw in some spins
#2: Point your wand at everyone আপনি see and mutter spells
#3:Ask the manager if house elves do the cleaning, and if it's dirty, tell him অথবা her that they should get clothes
#4: Ask at a mall cafeteria if they have কুমড়া juice
#5: Look for licorice wands at local ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট stores
#6: Attempt to withdraw galleons from the bank
#7: Ask if any local stables have hippogriffs অথবা threstrals

At School
#1: Ask আপনি teacher when Potions class starts
#2: Ask lunch ladies for cauldron cakes



If any of আপনি have anything to add, please do so i comments.
posted by WaterLestrange
Is this ridiculous অথবা what? And will আপনি help?

( This is mostly for people who go on and have heard of the site called Fanfiction.net. My friend asked me to do this )

*This is not spam nor a joke

IMPORTANT: Fan-fiction is deleting
stories than contain yaoi, yuri, lemons, violence, stories based on songs, and any story on the site. My friend is organizing a Black Out Day. On June 23rd(according to GTM timing, so that we know we're doing it together), do NOT go onto fan-fiction. Don't read, don't review don't message your friends, don't update. If
enough people participate, then the site will...
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posted by Twilight-girl-x
Chapter 7

Just over a week passed at Hogwarts, Students got pulled back into subjects, teachers piled on homework and Quidditch practises were started. Draco and Hermione continued to get on with all of their jobs as Heads while managing not to fight too much. That ব্যক্ত they did act differently, they tried to avoid each other the best they could. Never looking the other directly in the eye, both remembered clearly what had happened that সেকেন্ড night but it was never mentioned. After that Hermione made sure she remembered to put a silencing charm on her door at night so if she did scream she...
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posted by koolamelia
wo of my most prized possessions are a pair of small notebooks, which contain my very first scribblings about Harry Potter. Much of what is written in them was never used in the series, although it is startling to come across the odd line of dialogue that subsequently made it, verbatim, to publication.

In one of the বই is a তালিকা of forty names of students in Harry's বছর (including Harry, Ron and Hermione), all allocated houses, with small symbols beside each name depicting each boy অথবা girl's parentage.

While I imagined that there would be considerably আরো than forty students in each year...
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posted by LadyNottingham
Chapter 1

Harry, Ron and Hermione had come back to the boys’ dorms. Harry had laid himself on his বিছানা while Ron was holding Hermione tight on his own bed. The curtains of their beds were open so they could see each other. But they remain silent. Harry had called Kreacher for something to eat for them all.

They ate in silence. All the memories came back to Harry – including those of Snape. Suddenly, he rose from his bed. “Snape !” he ব্যক্ত loud.

“What ?” Ron asked. “What about him ? He’s dead…”

“Yes, he’s dead and he’s still in the Shrieking Shack !” He watched Ron and...
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posted by ginnyweasleyfan
Hogwarts News 11/7/10

Dear all students,
Hogwarts has some very interesting news for আপনি all.

Last night Professor Dumbledore and Professer
McGonagall decided to get engaged. They plan to have their wedding in about 2 weeks.

Ronald Bilius Weasley has হারিয়ে গেছে his rat, Scabbers. He came back to his dormitory to find an empty cage. He is very worried.

Ms.Norris got হারিয়ে গেছে a few days পূর্বে and now we found out that she had been donated to a charity in Africa.

Professor Snape has been sent to the wizard police for examination.

Thank you, Hogwarts School News
Harry woke with a start as Teddy’s cries pierced the small room. He groggily climbed out of the warm বিছানা and stumbled over to the ঢাক্নিযুক্ত বেতের দোলনা দ্বারা the window. In the moonlight he could see that Teddy’s hair was bright pink. Chuckling to himself, he lifted the baby out of the ডাবা and started over to the rocking chair.
He fed Teddy some warm milk.He stopped crying. Harry smiled,and Teddy smiled back.Harry put him back in the crib.Instantly Teddy fell asleep.
1. You've read the বই আরো times than Hermione has aced an exam.

2. You've learned another language just so আপনি didn't have to wait a few months for the book to be translated into your native tongue.

3. আপনি have permanently tattooed Harry Potter iconography onto your body.

4. আপনি have played Quidditch ... not in a video game ... in real life.

5. আপনি have been মোজা up with tissues for months in anticipation of the final book in the series, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.”

6. There is a room in your house that looks like it belongs in Hogwarts.
They're the definition of practical magic. Welcome to MsMojo today we’re counting down instances where the “Harry Potter” চলচ্চিত্র utilized practical effects rather than solely relying on CGI.
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posted by SwarlsBarkley
Compiled from the Twitter contest held দ্বারা @nerdist.

JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio

sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s চুম্বন was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

Dick_M:...
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