1) Follow him around and keep asking the same stupid প্রশ্ন no matter what answer he gives.
2) Follow him around chanting, “Who গাউন the cookie from the cookie jar? Remus গাউন the cookie from the cookie jar!"
3) Give him nicknames that are unrelated to his real name. Ex: Paul. Joe. Han Solo. Teddy Bear. Freddie.
4) Ask loudly where শিশুরা come from. Keep asking him even if he claims he won’t tell you.
5) On the off chance he gets frustrated enough to tell আপনি where শিশুরা come from (previously mentioned on number 4), look offended and claim he’s not taking আপনি seriously.
6) Whenever...
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