1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House রঙ indicate that they are "covered in bees"
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.
5. I will not go to class sky clad.
6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate তারিখ to the Yule Ball.
7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told আপনি I was hardcore".
8. I will...

"So what do আপনি want to do today?" asked Snape to Lily. They were walking down an empty corridor on a sunny Sunday afternoon. "I don't know whatever আপনি want" replied Lily. I wish we could, thought Snape, for he wanted to চুম্বন her so badly. চুম্বন আপনি thought Lily at the same time. They walked for a মিনিট the only sound was their footsteps. Then James, Sirius, and Lupin turned the corner. "Oh great" muttered Snape. "Look guys, it's Snivellus and Lily. Why is a beauty like আপনি বন্ধু with a beast like him" James almost yelled. "Because he's not a jerk like you," Lily ব্যক্ত calmly back to him....

Harry Potter beAts iPod aS the beSt eNtertainEr..

DEC.27,2009

HP topped a মতামত 2 become the greatest entertainer of the decade.
He's the best entertainer in the past 10 years.The JK Rowling character was pitted against TV shows,fiLms,s0nGs & internet entertainment outlets like Faceb0ok & YouTube.US Magazine Entertainment Weekly sifted through a myriad of entertaining option including books,music videos,fashion & trends t0 c0me up w/ the শীর্ষ 100 list.It is ব্যক্ত ''Harry Potter'' lives in our memories আরো vividly than any character we've read 0r seen on screen this decade (thats true).Its...