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আপনি know আপনি are obsessed with helena when...

posted by slytherin360

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This is for all of us who have received odd looks অথবা strange মতামত for:
1. Laughing whenever আপনি hear the word bovine
2. গান গাওয়া violent songs on public buses
3. Looking for ways to quote "Fight Club"
4. Leave Harry Potter when Helena's part is over
5. Own "too many" Merchant Ivory films
6. ভান্দার on মর্দানী স্ত্রীলোক UK
7. Dress in ways that are threatening to the social norm
8. Ask your dentist if he's ever done it in the chair
9. আপনি can and do speak in a British accent
10. আপনি don't use a brush
11. আপনি overuse the quote "Beauty if always only an illusion"
12. You've seen Sweeney Todd আরো times than many therapists would consider emotionally healthy
13. You've paid way too much to have cigarettes imported from Britain
14. আপনি own a Region 2 DVD player
15. আপনি try not to smile whenever someone tells আপনি that আপনি have "serious emotional problems for which আপনি should seek professional help"
16. Number 15 happens to আপনি quite often
17. Speak of moving to London
18. আপনি look for reasons to say, "How's Mum and Dad?"
19. আপনি spent fifteen extra dollars on the Sweeney Todd soundtrack for the 80 page color booklet
20. আপনি wake up from your dreams saying, "Helena!"
21. The characters in your short stories are always named Marla Ivey অথবা Kate Le Fey অথবা something like that
22. আপনি one দিন decide to learn French
23. আপনি go from two packs a দিন to three
24. আপনি say "Fuck me with a hot poker!"
25. আপনি write a check for $300 US for customized jeans
26. আপনি take all your DVDs with আপনি when আপনি go away for the weekend.
27. আপনি rant about how unfair Awards shows are
28. Hole up in the রান্নাঘর to teach yourself ot make meat pies
29. Price VW bugs
30. Refuse to wear two of the same socks
31. Try to calm someone down দ্বারা saying, "Hush, love, hush"
32. Walk around muttering "goddamn, fucking, bullshit blockbuster, fucking idiots, fuck"
33. Tell everybody who asks your age that you'll be 23 on August the 12th even when they know better
34. Chuckle secretly to yourself when আপনি hear "Staying Alive"
35. Snap at your roommate and her বন্ধু when they ask to use the tv while you're watching Sweet Revenge...again.
36. Say that আপনি adore the state Indiana

JosepineJackson, bellatrix51 and 20 others like this

slytherin360 hehe ""its a helena thing" :)

Rainbeau 2; check 4; half check (didn't leave the cinema, but sometims end watching the dvd at that part) 7; check 8; half check (did use other words) 12; check 15; half check (laugh out loud when people say so) 16; check 19; check 30; half check (don't really refuse, still normally wearing two different kinds) hehe, but I didn't really know this is "a Helena thing" , do most of things as long as I remember ;)

mrslovett_love 1, check 3, check 8, (in my dreams :P) 9, check (i do an accent quite well) 12, DEFF CHECK 15, haha its funny 17, oh i wish 19, HAVE IT! 20, happened like 2 days ago haha 22, know quite a bit of french 26, all the time! 27, HELENA SHOULD ALWAYS WIN! 28, hope to learn sooonn! 30, its fun :) 32, they dont have the old helena movies! fackk! 36, going there this summer hopefully :) basically im OBSESSED!

Lolabella 2. I actually got kicked off one about a month ago 4. Same as Rainbeau 8. HaHa- yeah! 9. I am British, but I'm trying to loose my cockney accent- lol 10. Sometimes 12. I can quote it! 13. Live in Britain, but I do smoke far too much! 15. I laugh in their faces! 16. Yup, yup! 17. Live there, but I'm thinking of trying to buy a house on her street. 18. Totally over-use that one! 22. ZOMG, totally the reason I learned it at school (but failed!) 23. Try four! 27. WHY DOESN'T SHE EVER WIN? 28. Set in on fire... OOPS! 34. I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE! YAY! 35. Jamie never gets to watch the TV Oh dear... :D

siri_soul wait!!! which film is this? "goddamn, fucking, bullshit blockbuster, fucking idiots, fuck" (love it hehe)

siri_soul 2. check 4. sometimes 7. check 9. check 12.check 15. it's difficult not to smile 17. check 22. one day... :D

Lolabella quote: siri_soul said: wait!!! which film is this? "goddamn, fucking, bullshit blockbuster, fucking idiots, fuck" (love it hehe) It's not from a film, it's fans complaining because blockbuster don't have her films xD

bellatrixslover i love her and am obsesses check all cept the indiana so dont know about that one;0

maria411 lol i love her i have a london accent so i dont have to try i love my accent kind of lol my voice on the other hand is quite annoying esp when i hear it on a recorder I do acting so i had to watch myself and my voice was awful!! i walk around swearing all the time pple think i have tourettes lol! but yeah i love her shes my favourite actress!! well one of my favourites =] x

BellatrixCissy most stuff i can say i do but smoking and cooking hell no i ain't 18 and i suck at cooking. but i do watch Sweeney Todd every day and even Helena would call me obsessed with it.

SabineAmnell 37. Make 36 the reason you are proud to live in Indiana. 38. Leave a Role Playing site because Helena is already claimed as a celeb for someone else.

helenacrazy that is so cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i lovett ha ha helenarox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BellaLovett awesome, amazing, great job, really cool, brilliant, magnifisant, very nice ...etc.

ShadowQueen013 I have done #2 #9 #12 #17 #18 #22 and #31 XD nice article

CheekyCheese Ialready shop from amazon uk!

Perfidia 1.guilty 2.guilty 3.guilty 4.guilty 7.guilty 9.guilty 11.guilty 12.guilty 13. well WHY would anybody do that? I mean....the cigs I somke were available in almost every country I've been to so far(ecxept for Israel) 15.guilty 18.guilty 19.guilty 22. I already speak french...does that count anyway? :-P 27.guilty 28.guilty(me and my friends did that....in costumes...but WITHOUT using cats or humans)

MarlenaLovett 1. Really, if I hear anyone say this (even though how rare it is) I will burst out laughing. 2. Guilty 4. Guilty 7. Strangely, some people even snap at me for doing this. :P 9. Its a natural one 12. My parents even tell me its unhealthy xD 15. Guilty 16. Guilty 17. I would love to! 18. :) 24. I said that to a friend once... They really thought I was mad! xD 27. A lot -.-' 31. Guilty

HELENA_B_C 1. YES...! 2. Guilty 3. Guilty 4. Well I do sometimes skip to her parts :) 5. YES WAY TOO MUCH!! 6. Guilty 7. Guilty... MAJORLY guilty!! 9. Guilty I am from England :) 10. Guilty. I most certainly do not use a brush 12. Guilty!! One of my favourites. :P 13. I'm from England... But I do smoke a bit too much! :/ 15. Guilty 18. YES!! :) 20. Guilty... I have had numerous dreams and sometimes nightmares involving Helena! 21. Guilty 22. Guilty 23. Guilty 24. HEHE YES! 25. Want toooo!! 26. Some yes 27. Guilty!! All the time! 30. Guilty 31. Guilty 32. Guilty 33. :) Guilty 34. Guilty.

Siritrixx 4. Yeah, haha, I just kinda find the HBC clips on Youtube. (; 8. Haha, him and my barber. (okay, not really, but...) 11. All the time, every chance I get. 12. YES. YES. YES. YES. 18. YESSSS. One of my favorites. 28. Hmm, only if I can get Mrs. Lovett's recipe. God, those pies are good! (;