The way I see things
if I were Ted,
You'd be Robin.
All a series of broken strings.

I don't get a choice, not this time.
I'll always come back to you, no matter what.
Love is the best thing we do.
It’s our drive. To envy, lust and crime.

It's not প্রণয় if I pick another.
It's not love. Not meant to be,
something silly. Forced upon, not দ্বারা destiny.
You know it’s true. We've chemistry. You're not just a number.

No, it's not wise অথবা নিরাপদ to think of আপনি -
Especially because we're not likely to ever happen.
Then why do I choose to torture myself?
Why do I aim at catching a bird, when it has already flew?...

One Drink

* Anyone says "Awesome!"
* Robin says "literally"
* Barney says "legendary"
* Barney uses a pickup line
* Barney says “Suit up”
* Lily talks about অথবা is around her kindergarteners


Two Drinks

* Anyone says "Have আপনি met..." (Ted, Barney, Me, etc.)
* Barney does magic
* Barney makes someone do a high five
* Barney says “Ha, please.”
* Barney says "daddy's home"
* Marshall says "Lawyered!"
* Ted does a voiceover
* There is a flashback
* Any mention of the Fierro

Three Drinks

* Barney says "Legen---wait for it---dary"
* Barney says “What up?”
* Barney mentions his blog
* Marshall...

As we all know from the first episode of this LEGENDARY প্রদর্শনী that robin is “AUNT” robin that she’s NOT the mother and we all understood why ted told his kids about his romantic relationship with robin because of her he got a tattoo, which lead him to his (first fiancé) which lead to being a professor in college which lead to him to meeting their kid’s mother.

As much as we all প্রণয় the other aspects in the প্রদর্শনী (barney legendary life, robin being candid, lily being bad-ass, Marshall being অতিপ্রাকৃতিক believer, ted being the geek) the whole point of this প্রদর্শনী is who is the mother and...