It was three in the morning when the phone started to ring. Wilson tried to ignore it but knew that the person on the other line would persist because only his misanthropic best friend would call him at this early hour.

"House, I was sleeping."
"Lucky you. Nightmares of giant killer mosquitos are keeping me awake."
"The big bad মশা will leave আপনি alone if আপনি just ask Cuddy out."
"I went to her প্রথমপাতা and was right there ready to ring the ঘণ্টা but I couldn't...I need some উপদেশ here. I mean this is your thing, Wilson."
"House, আপনি have known her for over twenty years if আপনি don't realize what আপনি want from a relationship with her দ্বারা now then you'll never know. আরো importantly, if আপনি still don't have a clue as to how to make that happen then you're really hopeless."
"Yeah, that's real great উপদেশ Wilson. Why don't আপনি go tell some of the little Cancer kids that Santa isn't real while you're at it."
"Alright, here's my advice, at work today go talk to her alone in her office. Tell her that আপনি can't stop thinking about her and আপনি want to try going out."
"Couldn't আপনি do it for me?"
"House, I know this is scary for আপনি but it's time to be brave."
"...I saw her through her window. She was পাঠ করা a book..."
"So?"
"She is so at ease with all of this. I can't sleep but she's going on in administrator mode like we never kissed."
"You're worried that you'll make a big declaration and she won't be interested. Believe me, she'll be interested."
"What makes আপনি so sure?"
"She made so many rationalizations of why আপনি two would never work it gave me the impression that she has thought about আপনি in that way. Anyway, I've always thought she loved you."
"Do আপনি think I প্রণয় her?"
"Only আপনি know the answer to that, but the fact that আপনি are wondering shows that she's আরো than just a passing fancy...Look, আপনি two are the most stubborn people on earth but আপনি get each other. Find some happiness, House."
"Maybe আপনি have something. Maybe I'll talk to her...Goodnight, Wilson."
"Goodnight, House."