We all probably remember রূবেণ - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are আপনি today?

Reub.: আপনি can't drink two jars of applesauce if আপনি don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, আপনি can make a dog bark faster than a মাছ can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think আপনি are cute.


Reub.: You've...

Hey! It's me again! আপনি may have notice that my ব্যবহারকারী নাম is different; I changed it from seddieluv to NCISMcAbbyISthebest. It's based on my পছন্দ couple EVER, McGee and Abby from ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস (McAbby!) So, I'm here with Jennette-McCurdys-biggest-fan's request! (Hope I spelled your ব্যবহারকারী নাম right, LOL.) It's for iSaved your life! (Ugh...I hated that episode SO much! It creeps me out when two people who look like brother and sister start making out.) I hope আপনি guys enjoy this story, and I once again hope that I wrote the characters in character!

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