Invader Zim
Season Three
Episode One
Part One
Dib's Big Greasy Head Part One
NOTE: THIS IS অনুরাগী MADE! THIS IS NOT A REAL EPISODE.
Lightning zooms down from the sky, forming the letters INVADER ZIM. The words RICHARD HORVITZ, ANDY BERMAN, MELISSA FAHN, and ROSEARIK RIKKI SIMMONS fly across the screen. The screen zooms down from the sky প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Zim and Gir, disguised, Lightning zooms down from the sky, forming the letters INVADER ZIM. The words RICHARD HORVITZ, ANDY BERMAN, MELISSA FAHN, and ROSEARIK RIKKI SIMMONS fly across the screen. The screen zooms down from the sky প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Zim and Gir, disguised, and walking down the street.
Zim: But Dib’s head is so! SO!
GIR: LARGE AND STINKY!
Zim: EXACTLY! I just want to shrink it
sometimes! Hey, Gir, that could be my পরবর্তি evil plan!
GIR: YAY!
Zim: But, anyways, time for my right-now evil plan.
Screen zooms into Zim’s skin, and then zooms out প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Zim, without his disguise, at home. Zim is experimenting with a giant squirrel, flipping him constantly. GIR, in the background, is eating tacos. The কাঠবিড়াল explodes.
Zim: NO! THE PROJECT HAS FAILED!
GIR: Right on, man? (Trying to sound hip)
Zim: No, GIR, that’s bad…
GIR: Flavor, spaghetti, where’s the bathroom? (FAILING at being hip)
Zim: Never mind, GIR. Time for plan B.
GIR: I LIKE PLAN B!
The background goes pitch black as white letters fly across the screen revealing the শিরোনাম of the episode: DIB’S BIG GREASY HEAD. The screen zooms into the background, and then zooms out as Dib’s
hair, revealing the Membranes’ house.
Dib: And if we don’t, something bad could happen,
Gaz! The world depends on us!
Gaz: (Playing GS2) Stupid blood pig…
Dib: Gaz, could আপনি please put that down for one সেকেন্ড and listen?!
Gaz: Dib, I’m in the zone here. And why would I listen? I only listen to, like, half the things আপনি say.
Dib: Gee, that’s good to know. (Annoyed and being sarcastic)
Zim: (Knocks on Dib’s door, disguised as a normal human)
Dib: (Answers the door) Who are you?
Zim: My name is… uh… PASTOLIO! And I have come
to give আপনি this present! (Hands Dib a hat)
Dib: Nice try, Zim! I already know that Pastolio is the name of your old zit!
Zim: YOU’RE LYEING!
Dib: No, I’m not.
Zim: Oh, yeah, you’re not. BUT আপনি MUST WEAR THIS GIFT I HAVE MADE FOR YOU! (Forces it onto his head)
Dib: (Throws it off) NEVER! (Being chased দ্বারা Zim
with the hat) AHHHH- Wait a minute. What’s so bad about a hat?
Zim: (Dozes out for about three seconds) What? Oh. ONCE THIS HAT IS PUT ONTO YOUR HEAD LONG ENOUGH, YOUR HEAD WILL EXPLODE! মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট DUN!
Dib: Will it get larger অথবা smaller? অথবা will it just explode right then?
Zim: It’ll get smaller, of course!
Dib: I always wanted a smaller head!
Zim: Yeah, everyone wanted আপনি to get one. Too
bad it’s going to EXPLODE! মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট DUN! (He hears Dib screaming দ্বারা the last “DUN”)
Dib: (Runs upstairs and locks the door) GAZ! BE CAREFUL! ZIM’S IN THE HOUSE WITH AN EVIL HAT OF DOOM!
Gaz: (Opens the door and when Zim tries to get in, slams it on his face)
Zim falls down the stairs.
Dib: Thanks, Gaz!
Gaz: Be quiet. (Finishes her pizza) NOM! NOM!
Dib: (Checks to see if there’s any পিজা left, seeing none) Aw. (Gaz continues to nom on her last piece of pizza)
Zim: (At his house) GIR, it’s time we take our strategies to the extreme.
GIR: JUST LIKE ON TV!
Zim: Dib must fall, and I must rise. I will be victorious!
GIR: I like victorious.
Zim: Um… victory…
GIR: I like victory, too!
Zim: (Jumps through Dib’s window and snatches a
hair from Dib)
Dib: OW! What are আপনি doing with my hair, Zim?
Zim: Victory. THAT’S what I’m doing!
Dib: Okay. How do আপনি do victory?
Zim: I just can! (Jumps out the window)
Dib: I GOTTA STOP HIM! (Rushes to the door than put his finger over his lips and looks up) Eh, whatever. (Goes back upstairs)
Zim: GIR, I’ve programmed the Hat of Doom to detect Dib’s greasy hair. Then, with the power of magnetism, it will stick to his big, greasy head, slowly destroying him! Ahahahahaha! Oh, I’m so evil.
GIR: Mhm.
Zim: (Epic সঙ্গীত starts to play as Zim tries to
jump through the window, but stops when Zim bounces off)
Dib: (Goes outside) HA! I replaced the window glass with rubber, Zim!
Zim: Eh… okay? (Climbs through the window right পরবর্তি to it)
Dib: Oh yeah… THAT window… (Walks back inside) GO AHEAD AND TRY TO PUT THAT HAT ON ME ZIM! I DARE আপনি TO TRY!
Zim: Okay. (Hat jumps to Dib’s head)
Dib struggles to get the hat off.
Dib: GAZ! COME QUICK! THE HAT IS EATING MY PARANORMAL, LARGE, BRAIN!
Gaz: WHINER!
Zim: There is no escape, Dib! You’ll have to live like that until the দিন আপনি explode!
…
Zim: Which will be soon, দ্বারা the way.
Dib: NO!
Zim walks into skool the পরবর্তি day, but doesn’t see Dib.
Zim: THE DIB! HE ISN’T HERE!
Ms. Bitters: Probably chasing vampires, অথবা eating monster food, অথবা trying to reveal that আপনি are actually an alien.
Zim: I’m normal আপনি know.
Ms. Bitters: Take your seat, Zim. NOW!
Zim: YES, SIR! (Sits down)
Ms. Bitters: As আপনি know, children, we are having our final test tomorrow. It is a review test. So let me review. Where আপনি are all sitting, a long time ago, there was NOTHING! And over there, where the bird is sitting, there was NOTHING!
Zim: (Turns around and whispers to the classmate behind him) WHERE IS THE DIB?!
Classmate: (Shrugs) Let’s just be thankful he’s gone.
Zim: Maybe he already exploded! AHAHAHA!
Class pays attention to Zim.
Zim: (Puts on his I’M WITH NORMAL t-shirt) I’m normal, আপনি know?
Classmate 2: Zim, why আপনি always worried about Dib?
Classmate 3: Yeah, Zim! Is he your new bestest bud?
Zim: ZIM NEEDS NO “Buds!”
Classmate 4: Everyone needs a buddy! Without friendship, everything wouldn’t be fun and happy! (Rainbows appear above her)
Zim: ZIM NEEDS NO “fun and happy!”
Classmate 4: (Eyes start to water as the rainbows above her fall apart)
Ms. Bitters: And wherever Dib is, right now, there was NOTHING!
Zim: NOTHING?! THE DIB IS GONE FOREVER?!
Ms. Bitters: Let’s hope so, Zim.
Gaz: DIB! Where’s my hair brush I never use? I
need it!
Dib: GO AWAY! (Hiding in bathroom)
Gaz: Fine, I guess I won’t help আপনি when your head explodes.
Dib: The hat! That’s it, Gaz! (Rushes out revealing his bald self)
Gaz: What happened to your head?
Dib: I guess when the hat decreases my head size, it does the same for my hair… Anyhow, WE-
Gaz: That’s stupid…
Dib: Isn’t it? Anyhow, WE GOTTA FIND A WAY TO GET THIS THING OFF!
Gaz: I already know how.
Dib: Already? (Chuckles) Oh, little sister, I’m
not sure if- huh?
Gaz: (Takes Dib’s hat off)
Dib: IT’S A MIRACLE!
Gaz: (Puts it back on him)
Dib: HEY!
Gaz: That was just to প্রদর্শনী আপনি I COULD put it back on. I’m not going to, though.
Dib: PLEASE, GAZ! PLEASE! THE WORLD DEPENDS ON IT!
Gaz: Only if আপনি buy me the GS2SMP3.
Dib: The what?
Gaz: Game Slave 2 Super Map Pack 3.
Dib: Oh, whatever! Just get this thing off of me! Wait a minute! I don’t have enough money! I gotta get job first! THE WORLD DEPENDS ON A JOB FOR DIB! (Flies of screen)
Gaz: Pfff… (Plays GS2)
Dib: So I was looking for a job. Do আপনি think I’d be a good Super Market Manager?
Man: WOAH?! NO!!
Dib: And it just seemed আপনি needed someone to help আপনি in your fireman jobs… thingies… so could I help?
Fireman: When you’re a fireman, আপনি gotta wear a আগুন mask, not a metal hat!
Dib: Oh, this? Oh this is just a hat that will lead me to my doom if I don’t-
Fireman: Get outta here kid.
Dib: Well, it seemed আপনি needed help on being a hobo, and I wanted to show-
Hobo: That is a REALLY big head! (Starts beating Dib’s head with corn) What’s in there, son?
Dib: Never mind… (At house) I haven’t been having any luck with a job Gaz, so, I was wondering if আপনি could just lend me-
Gaz: No. I’m saving up for the GS2 Blood ধেড়ে ইঁদুরের ন্যায় প্রাণিবিশেষ Add-On.
Dib: Come on, Gaz! PLEASE!
Gaz: Earn money yourself.
Dib: (Sighs and goes to Zim’s house) Hey, GIR, is Zim home?
GIR: No, Mary, he’s at school!
Dib: Okay… my name’s Dib, but… Hey, GIR! Do আপনি
know where I can find money?
GIR: My master tries to blend in with the world! HE’S GOOD AT IT! The money’s over there. (Points to cabnet)
Dib: Gee! Thanks, GIR!
GIR: (Burps in Dib’s face and makes monkey noises)
Dib: (Grabs the money) VICTORY FOR EARTH! Almost. Hey, GIR, do আপনি wanna come over to my house?
GIR: Okie dokie!
Dib: (Goes প্রথমপাতা with GIR) Gaz, here’s all the money I have. Now buy your map pack অথবা whatever and get this thing off my head!
Gaz: I can’t. আপনি have to have be in the শীর্ষ fifty list.
Dib: শীর্ষ fifty what?
Gaz: Only the people with the fifty highest scores got to get it. I just found out.
Dib: Gaz, আপনি play that thing so much! How are আপনি not in the শীর্ষ fifty?
Gaz: One person in the শীর্ষ fifty is the person who MADE GS2. The other forty eight are people who work for him.
Dib: That adds up to 49. Who is the last person?
Gaz: Iggins…
Iggins: (Flashback) I’ll always be better! ALWAYS!
Dib: Well, please, Gaz! Beat his high score so I can just-
Gaz: Just beat it. (Playing GS2)
Dib: Okay, here’s the money! Now go buy that map pack!
GS2: Downloading map pack… HORRAY! YOU’VE UNLOCKED LEVELS!
Gaz: Finally… new levels…
Dib: Okay, now take this thing off, Gaz!
Gaz: Can’t… I’m in the zone, here!
GIR: YAY! I WANNA PLAY!
Gaz: Wait your turn, GIR.
Dib: Well, while I’m waiting, I’m gonna go do some stuff with GIR.
GIR: Stuff?
Dib: COOL stuff.
GIR: Oh, I like cool stuff!
Dib: Now, let’s see your brain. (Looks inside
GIR) It’s just a paperclip! We need to get a better brain for you, GIR. We need a brain that will make আপনি obedient…
GIR: YAY! My master would প্রণয় that!
Dib: GIR, I’M your new master. You’ll obey ME!
GIR: Okie dokie!
LATER THAT NIGHT
Dib runs across the living room with a brain, rushing past his father and sister.
Dib: THIS BRAIN JUST MIGHT WORK!
Prof. Membrane: Finally! My son is learning REAL science!
Dib: This’ll teach Zim’s robot to obey!
Prof. Membrane: (Facepalm) My poor, insane son…
GIR: GIR, reporting for duty! (Eyes red প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে that he obeys)
Dib: What does that stand for?
GIR: Information Retrieval!
Dib: What does the G stand for?
GIR: Unidentified.
Dib: Oh. GIR, get this শিরস্ত্রাণ off my head.
GIR: Yes, sir! (Takes শিরস্ত্রাণ off)
Dib: I’m free! (Head quickly inflates back to its normal size) I missed you, head! Now, GIR, find Zim, expose him without his disguise, and destroy him!
GIR: Yes, sir!
Zim: Where is that horrible robot? Probably left for something immature and unrelated to our mission. GIR! WHERE ARE YOU!
GIR: I’m here master. (Eyes turn blue)
Zim: Where have আপনি been?
GIR: TACOS! (Thinking) Enemy seems to be distracted দ্বারা my fake immaturity…
Zim: (Turns around) Hey! Where did all my Earth moneys go?!
GIR: (Eyes turn red) Target acquired! (Tackles Zim)
Zim: (Struggles to get up) GIR! What are আপনি doing?!
GIR: Mission Objective: Destroy and expose পূর্ববর্তি leader. That would be you, Irken Zim.
Then, commercials would come on.
UPCOMING EPISODE: The Mind of the Meat
FOLLOWING EPISODE: GIR’s Mind
In The Mind of the Meat, Zim brings a giant টাকো to life. Zim and Dib team up to destroy it, but গির helps the giant taco.
In GIR’s Mind. We see Dib, Gaz, and Zim in GIR’s mind. অথবা as they are called in GIR’s mind, Big-Headed Marry (Dib) GIR’s Wife (Gaz) and Master of the Universe (Zim)
Season Three
Episode One
Part One
Dib's Big Greasy Head Part One
NOTE: THIS IS অনুরাগী MADE! THIS IS NOT A REAL EPISODE.
Lightning zooms down from the sky, forming the letters INVADER ZIM. The words RICHARD HORVITZ, ANDY BERMAN, MELISSA FAHN, and ROSEARIK RIKKI SIMMONS fly across the screen. The screen zooms down from the sky প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Zim and Gir, disguised, Lightning zooms down from the sky, forming the letters INVADER ZIM. The words RICHARD HORVITZ, ANDY BERMAN, MELISSA FAHN, and ROSEARIK RIKKI SIMMONS fly across the screen. The screen zooms down from the sky প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Zim and Gir, disguised, and walking down the street.
Zim: But Dib’s head is so! SO!
GIR: LARGE AND STINKY!
Zim: EXACTLY! I just want to shrink it
sometimes! Hey, Gir, that could be my পরবর্তি evil plan!
GIR: YAY!
Zim: But, anyways, time for my right-now evil plan.
Screen zooms into Zim’s skin, and then zooms out প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Zim, without his disguise, at home. Zim is experimenting with a giant squirrel, flipping him constantly. GIR, in the background, is eating tacos. The কাঠবিড়াল explodes.
Zim: NO! THE PROJECT HAS FAILED!
GIR: Right on, man? (Trying to sound hip)
Zim: No, GIR, that’s bad…
GIR: Flavor, spaghetti, where’s the bathroom? (FAILING at being hip)
Zim: Never mind, GIR. Time for plan B.
GIR: I LIKE PLAN B!
The background goes pitch black as white letters fly across the screen revealing the শিরোনাম of the episode: DIB’S BIG GREASY HEAD. The screen zooms into the background, and then zooms out as Dib’s
hair, revealing the Membranes’ house.
Dib: And if we don’t, something bad could happen,
Gaz! The world depends on us!
Gaz: (Playing GS2) Stupid blood pig…
Dib: Gaz, could আপনি please put that down for one সেকেন্ড and listen?!
Gaz: Dib, I’m in the zone here. And why would I listen? I only listen to, like, half the things আপনি say.
Dib: Gee, that’s good to know. (Annoyed and being sarcastic)
Zim: (Knocks on Dib’s door, disguised as a normal human)
Dib: (Answers the door) Who are you?
Zim: My name is… uh… PASTOLIO! And I have come
to give আপনি this present! (Hands Dib a hat)
Dib: Nice try, Zim! I already know that Pastolio is the name of your old zit!
Zim: YOU’RE LYEING!
Dib: No, I’m not.
Zim: Oh, yeah, you’re not. BUT আপনি MUST WEAR THIS GIFT I HAVE MADE FOR YOU! (Forces it onto his head)
Dib: (Throws it off) NEVER! (Being chased দ্বারা Zim
with the hat) AHHHH- Wait a minute. What’s so bad about a hat?
Zim: (Dozes out for about three seconds) What? Oh. ONCE THIS HAT IS PUT ONTO YOUR HEAD LONG ENOUGH, YOUR HEAD WILL EXPLODE! মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট DUN!
Dib: Will it get larger অথবা smaller? অথবা will it just explode right then?
Zim: It’ll get smaller, of course!
Dib: I always wanted a smaller head!
Zim: Yeah, everyone wanted আপনি to get one. Too
bad it’s going to EXPLODE! মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট DUN! (He hears Dib screaming দ্বারা the last “DUN”)
Dib: (Runs upstairs and locks the door) GAZ! BE CAREFUL! ZIM’S IN THE HOUSE WITH AN EVIL HAT OF DOOM!
Gaz: (Opens the door and when Zim tries to get in, slams it on his face)
Zim falls down the stairs.
Dib: Thanks, Gaz!
Gaz: Be quiet. (Finishes her pizza) NOM! NOM!
Dib: (Checks to see if there’s any পিজা left, seeing none) Aw. (Gaz continues to nom on her last piece of pizza)
Zim: (At his house) GIR, it’s time we take our strategies to the extreme.
GIR: JUST LIKE ON TV!
Zim: Dib must fall, and I must rise. I will be victorious!
GIR: I like victorious.
Zim: Um… victory…
GIR: I like victory, too!
Zim: (Jumps through Dib’s window and snatches a
hair from Dib)
Dib: OW! What are আপনি doing with my hair, Zim?
Zim: Victory. THAT’S what I’m doing!
Dib: Okay. How do আপনি do victory?
Zim: I just can! (Jumps out the window)
Dib: I GOTTA STOP HIM! (Rushes to the door than put his finger over his lips and looks up) Eh, whatever. (Goes back upstairs)
Zim: GIR, I’ve programmed the Hat of Doom to detect Dib’s greasy hair. Then, with the power of magnetism, it will stick to his big, greasy head, slowly destroying him! Ahahahahaha! Oh, I’m so evil.
GIR: Mhm.
Zim: (Epic সঙ্গীত starts to play as Zim tries to
jump through the window, but stops when Zim bounces off)
Dib: (Goes outside) HA! I replaced the window glass with rubber, Zim!
Zim: Eh… okay? (Climbs through the window right পরবর্তি to it)
Dib: Oh yeah… THAT window… (Walks back inside) GO AHEAD AND TRY TO PUT THAT HAT ON ME ZIM! I DARE আপনি TO TRY!
Zim: Okay. (Hat jumps to Dib’s head)
Dib struggles to get the hat off.
Dib: GAZ! COME QUICK! THE HAT IS EATING MY PARANORMAL, LARGE, BRAIN!
Gaz: WHINER!
Zim: There is no escape, Dib! You’ll have to live like that until the দিন আপনি explode!
…
Zim: Which will be soon, দ্বারা the way.
Dib: NO!
Zim walks into skool the পরবর্তি day, but doesn’t see Dib.
Zim: THE DIB! HE ISN’T HERE!
Ms. Bitters: Probably chasing vampires, অথবা eating monster food, অথবা trying to reveal that আপনি are actually an alien.
Zim: I’m normal আপনি know.
Ms. Bitters: Take your seat, Zim. NOW!
Zim: YES, SIR! (Sits down)
Ms. Bitters: As আপনি know, children, we are having our final test tomorrow. It is a review test. So let me review. Where আপনি are all sitting, a long time ago, there was NOTHING! And over there, where the bird is sitting, there was NOTHING!
Zim: (Turns around and whispers to the classmate behind him) WHERE IS THE DIB?!
Classmate: (Shrugs) Let’s just be thankful he’s gone.
Zim: Maybe he already exploded! AHAHAHA!
Class pays attention to Zim.
Zim: (Puts on his I’M WITH NORMAL t-shirt) I’m normal, আপনি know?
Classmate 2: Zim, why আপনি always worried about Dib?
Classmate 3: Yeah, Zim! Is he your new bestest bud?
Zim: ZIM NEEDS NO “Buds!”
Classmate 4: Everyone needs a buddy! Without friendship, everything wouldn’t be fun and happy! (Rainbows appear above her)
Zim: ZIM NEEDS NO “fun and happy!”
Classmate 4: (Eyes start to water as the rainbows above her fall apart)
Ms. Bitters: And wherever Dib is, right now, there was NOTHING!
Zim: NOTHING?! THE DIB IS GONE FOREVER?!
Ms. Bitters: Let’s hope so, Zim.
Gaz: DIB! Where’s my hair brush I never use? I
need it!
Dib: GO AWAY! (Hiding in bathroom)
Gaz: Fine, I guess I won’t help আপনি when your head explodes.
Dib: The hat! That’s it, Gaz! (Rushes out revealing his bald self)
Gaz: What happened to your head?
Dib: I guess when the hat decreases my head size, it does the same for my hair… Anyhow, WE-
Gaz: That’s stupid…
Dib: Isn’t it? Anyhow, WE GOTTA FIND A WAY TO GET THIS THING OFF!
Gaz: I already know how.
Dib: Already? (Chuckles) Oh, little sister, I’m
not sure if- huh?
Gaz: (Takes Dib’s hat off)
Dib: IT’S A MIRACLE!
Gaz: (Puts it back on him)
Dib: HEY!
Gaz: That was just to প্রদর্শনী আপনি I COULD put it back on. I’m not going to, though.
Dib: PLEASE, GAZ! PLEASE! THE WORLD DEPENDS ON IT!
Gaz: Only if আপনি buy me the GS2SMP3.
Dib: The what?
Gaz: Game Slave 2 Super Map Pack 3.
Dib: Oh, whatever! Just get this thing off of me! Wait a minute! I don’t have enough money! I gotta get job first! THE WORLD DEPENDS ON A JOB FOR DIB! (Flies of screen)
Gaz: Pfff… (Plays GS2)
Dib: So I was looking for a job. Do আপনি think I’d be a good Super Market Manager?
Man: WOAH?! NO!!
Dib: And it just seemed আপনি needed someone to help আপনি in your fireman jobs… thingies… so could I help?
Fireman: When you’re a fireman, আপনি gotta wear a আগুন mask, not a metal hat!
Dib: Oh, this? Oh this is just a hat that will lead me to my doom if I don’t-
Fireman: Get outta here kid.
Dib: Well, it seemed আপনি needed help on being a hobo, and I wanted to show-
Hobo: That is a REALLY big head! (Starts beating Dib’s head with corn) What’s in there, son?
Dib: Never mind… (At house) I haven’t been having any luck with a job Gaz, so, I was wondering if আপনি could just lend me-
Gaz: No. I’m saving up for the GS2 Blood ধেড়ে ইঁদুরের ন্যায় প্রাণিবিশেষ Add-On.
Dib: Come on, Gaz! PLEASE!
Gaz: Earn money yourself.
Dib: (Sighs and goes to Zim’s house) Hey, GIR, is Zim home?
GIR: No, Mary, he’s at school!
Dib: Okay… my name’s Dib, but… Hey, GIR! Do আপনি
know where I can find money?
GIR: My master tries to blend in with the world! HE’S GOOD AT IT! The money’s over there. (Points to cabnet)
Dib: Gee! Thanks, GIR!
GIR: (Burps in Dib’s face and makes monkey noises)
Dib: (Grabs the money) VICTORY FOR EARTH! Almost. Hey, GIR, do আপনি wanna come over to my house?
GIR: Okie dokie!
Dib: (Goes প্রথমপাতা with GIR) Gaz, here’s all the money I have. Now buy your map pack অথবা whatever and get this thing off my head!
Gaz: I can’t. আপনি have to have be in the শীর্ষ fifty list.
Dib: শীর্ষ fifty what?
Gaz: Only the people with the fifty highest scores got to get it. I just found out.
Dib: Gaz, আপনি play that thing so much! How are আপনি not in the শীর্ষ fifty?
Gaz: One person in the শীর্ষ fifty is the person who MADE GS2. The other forty eight are people who work for him.
Dib: That adds up to 49. Who is the last person?
Gaz: Iggins…
Iggins: (Flashback) I’ll always be better! ALWAYS!
Dib: Well, please, Gaz! Beat his high score so I can just-
Gaz: Just beat it. (Playing GS2)
Dib: Okay, here’s the money! Now go buy that map pack!
GS2: Downloading map pack… HORRAY! YOU’VE UNLOCKED LEVELS!
Gaz: Finally… new levels…
Dib: Okay, now take this thing off, Gaz!
Gaz: Can’t… I’m in the zone, here!
GIR: YAY! I WANNA PLAY!
Gaz: Wait your turn, GIR.
Dib: Well, while I’m waiting, I’m gonna go do some stuff with GIR.
GIR: Stuff?
Dib: COOL stuff.
GIR: Oh, I like cool stuff!
Dib: Now, let’s see your brain. (Looks inside
GIR) It’s just a paperclip! We need to get a better brain for you, GIR. We need a brain that will make আপনি obedient…
GIR: YAY! My master would প্রণয় that!
Dib: GIR, I’M your new master. You’ll obey ME!
GIR: Okie dokie!
LATER THAT NIGHT
Dib runs across the living room with a brain, rushing past his father and sister.
Dib: THIS BRAIN JUST MIGHT WORK!
Prof. Membrane: Finally! My son is learning REAL science!
Dib: This’ll teach Zim’s robot to obey!
Prof. Membrane: (Facepalm) My poor, insane son…
GIR: GIR, reporting for duty! (Eyes red প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে that he obeys)
Dib: What does that stand for?
GIR: Information Retrieval!
Dib: What does the G stand for?
GIR: Unidentified.
Dib: Oh. GIR, get this শিরস্ত্রাণ off my head.
GIR: Yes, sir! (Takes শিরস্ত্রাণ off)
Dib: I’m free! (Head quickly inflates back to its normal size) I missed you, head! Now, GIR, find Zim, expose him without his disguise, and destroy him!
GIR: Yes, sir!
Zim: Where is that horrible robot? Probably left for something immature and unrelated to our mission. GIR! WHERE ARE YOU!
GIR: I’m here master. (Eyes turn blue)
Zim: Where have আপনি been?
GIR: TACOS! (Thinking) Enemy seems to be distracted দ্বারা my fake immaturity…
Zim: (Turns around) Hey! Where did all my Earth moneys go?!
GIR: (Eyes turn red) Target acquired! (Tackles Zim)
Zim: (Struggles to get up) GIR! What are আপনি doing?!
GIR: Mission Objective: Destroy and expose পূর্ববর্তি leader. That would be you, Irken Zim.
Then, commercials would come on.
UPCOMING EPISODE: The Mind of the Meat
FOLLOWING EPISODE: GIR’s Mind
In The Mind of the Meat, Zim brings a giant টাকো to life. Zim and Dib team up to destroy it, but গির helps the giant taco.
In GIR’s Mind. We see Dib, Gaz, and Zim in GIR’s mind. অথবা as they are called in GIR’s mind, Big-Headed Marry (Dib) GIR’s Wife (Gaz) and Master of the Universe (Zim)
There he is
Okay so I've been looking around for a mate for my boy Darike and while looking through pages upon pages of deavient art invader zim Ocs I think I've finally found a match.
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As soon as I saw her I fell in প্রণয় with this pairing they are just so cute together it's nauseating! X3 I'm making a pic of them together no touching অথবা anything I don't want to do anything to his/her (I have no Idea who the creator is n_n; ) character that would offend them. Anyway I'm a break it to her and ask if they could become mates. <3
It's going to be freakin awkward to ask her/him Xc
But I'll give it a shot gotta marry off my son অথবা what ever Irkens do. They probably do nothing and don't even have mates FTS It's my character I'll do what I want -_- *laughs evilly to self*
Whelp I'll give ya an update soon hopefully things will work out. n_n;
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As soon as I saw her I fell in প্রণয় with this pairing they are just so cute together it's nauseating! X3 I'm making a pic of them together no touching অথবা anything I don't want to do anything to his/her (I have no Idea who the creator is n_n; ) character that would offend them. Anyway I'm a break it to her and ask if they could become mates. <3
It's going to be freakin awkward to ask her/him Xc
But I'll give it a shot gotta marry off my son অথবা what ever Irkens do. They probably do nothing and don't even have mates FTS It's my character I'll do what I want -_- *laughs evilly to self*
Whelp I'll give ya an update soon hopefully things will work out. n_n;
It was a normal night. I went to go on Fanpop, but was suddenly sucked into another dimension. I got up. It was a Psychonauts/Invader Zim/Danny Phantom/Fanboy and Chum Chum/JtHM world! She stayed for a very long time.
But
they
didn't
have
Wi-Fi!
DUHN DUHN DUHN!
Then I ticked Nny off, he killed me, and I came back to life.
Naw what REALLY happened is I didn't have Internet ALL summer cuz my Pop was being stupid and got rid of it, then I moved in with my Aunt, and forgot about ফ্যানপপ for a while. CUZ DA TEMPTED ME.
But
they
didn't
have
Wi-Fi!
DUHN DUHN DUHN!
Then I ticked Nny off, he killed me, and I came back to life.
Naw what REALLY happened is I didn't have Internet ALL summer cuz my Pop was being stupid and got rid of it, then I moved in with my Aunt, and forgot about ফ্যানপপ for a while. CUZ DA TEMPTED ME.
Its alright because I like the way it hurts.....
My হৃদয় has been burned. My soul has left. He left........I never thought he would do that. We changed schools. He stopped talking to me......He's with an other girl.......I hate you, don't come running back....Thanks Noah......
আপনি just stand there and watch me burn
I'm left, its my turn
I will never go back
Don't turn on me....I'm there
Waiting..........for your scare
আপনি hear me pray.....
Go away....
I hate you.
Something thats not on ফ্যানপপ but I just wanted to write this.........
My হৃদয় has been burned. My soul has left. He left........I never thought he would do that. We changed schools. He stopped talking to me......He's with an other girl.......I hate you, don't come running back....Thanks Noah......
আপনি just stand there and watch me burn
I'm left, its my turn
I will never go back
Don't turn on me....I'm there
Waiting..........for your scare
আপনি hear me pray.....
Go away....
I hate you.
Something thats not on ফ্যানপপ but I just wanted to write this.........
Yuki Hates Brad.
Okay, I'm having a contest on DevaintART.com. I need picys of Zim being evil অথবা a badboy and becoming emporer of earth, and Bim(StarBurst) marries him, making her the emperess. And, Oogie Boogie (NightMareBeforeChristmas) has adopted zim as a son.
Rules: NO PORONOS!!!
NO KILLING THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!!...except Dib XD OH OH AND TAK!!! AND OTHER ZIMFANGIRLZ!!! XD jk
NO PICS OF ZIM BEING NICE!!!!
NO PICS OF ANYONE HURTING অথবা KILLING ZIM!!!!
Okay, i think i cleared that up. X3
Do ur best, u may use bases if u want.
Why am i doing this? I'm making a vid on ইউটিউব of Zim being the emporer of earth, i'm using the hard rock version of Toxic for background music. X3
I have not thought of a deadline, but. The winner gets a বছর of free requests from me. X3
Who ever gets the most মতামত wins. X3
Good luck.
Rules: NO PORONOS!!!
NO KILLING THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!!...except Dib XD OH OH AND TAK!!! AND OTHER ZIMFANGIRLZ!!! XD jk
NO PICS OF ZIM BEING NICE!!!!
NO PICS OF ANYONE HURTING অথবা KILLING ZIM!!!!
Okay, i think i cleared that up. X3
Do ur best, u may use bases if u want.
Why am i doing this? I'm making a vid on ইউটিউব of Zim being the emporer of earth, i'm using the hard rock version of Toxic for background music. X3
I have not thought of a deadline, but. The winner gets a বছর of free requests from me. X3
Who ever gets the most মতামত wins. X3
Good luck.
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