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Chapter 1: Father's visit
Rift: *sitting in chair reading*
Fluttershy: নমস্কার Rift, may I talk to আপনি for a second?
Rift: Sure, what is it?
Fluttershy: Um, is it alright if my father comes for a visit.
Rift: Uh, yeah sure.
Fluttershy: Is there something wrong?
Rift: Uh, no it's just..... I think your father hates me.
Fluttershy: Oh, come on Rift, he doesn't hate you.
Rift: Fluttershy, he tried to bribe me to break up with আপনি when we where dating.
Fluttershy: I know, but আপনি didn't did you?
Rift: No, but that's not the point, he clearly doesn't like আপনি being with me.
Fluttershy: What about at the wedding?
Rift: I'm sure he was just saying that to not break your heart.
Fluttershy: Just give him another chance.
Rift: I dunno Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Pretty please? *gives Rift the কুকুরছানা eyes*
Rift: *Smiles* আপনি know I can never say no to আপনি when আপনি give me those কুকুরছানা eyes. What the heck why not, when is he coming?
Fluttershy: I probably should have told you-
Marcus: *knocks on door* Fluttershy?
Rift: আপনি didn't.
Fluttershy: I did. Come on in daddy!
Marcus: *comes in* Hi Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Daddy! *hugs Marcus*
Marcus: How's my little Fillyshy?
Fluttershy: I'm fine.
Marcus: Ahhh, mister Ruft. *starts a stare down with Rift*
Rift: It's Rift, with an 'i' Sir. *butts his head against Marcus's*
Fluttershy: Daddy, আপনি told me আপনি wouldn't do this.
Kat: নমস্কার dad, um...... What the?
Fluttershy: Oh Kat meet your grandfather, my dad, Marcus.
Rift: Now if আপনি don't mind, I'm going to see what my daughter needs. What's the matter Kat?
Kat: Uh, Calvin accedentally made a glue bottle explode and Susie's mad because it's all in her mane.
Susie: আপনি are so stupid Calvin!!!
Dewdrop: That's not very nice Susie.
Calvin: How was I supposed to know that a brick would do that?
Susie: দ্বারা using your brain which আপনি aperently don't have!!!
Marcus: আপনি have fillies?
Fluttershy: Yes, Kat, Susie, Dewdrop, and our most recent, Calvin.
Rift: Susan Alexandra Jones, আপনি know not to yell at your younger brother. He doesn't know any better.
Susie: But look at what he did to my mane, it took Rarity hours to get it the way it is.
Rift: Why don't আপনি keep it like Kat's?
Susie: Because I'm better than her and don't need it like hers.
Kat: Are not.
Susie: Are too.
Kat: Why আপনি little!!!! *takels Susie and pulls on her mane*
Rift: Oh, Celestia. Come on আপনি two আপনি are sisters আপনি shouldn't be-*Susies hoof comes up and hits Rift in the chin*
Fluttershy: Oh dear.
Marcus: He's as bad a father as he is a son in law.
Rift: Enough আপনি two!!
Susie: Ow, ow, ow. Daddy get her off me she's pulling on the parts of my mane that are covered in glue!!
Rift: Kathrine Jones! Get of of your sister now! Kat আপনি are grounded young lady.
Susie: Who's this?
Rift: Your grandfather Marcus. I'm steppin' out!!!
Marcus: Couldn't handle it?
Chapter 2: Hatered and love
Rift: *sitting in bar with cider*
Snake: Hey, a আপেল cider! Howdy Rift. *puts his cowboy hat on Rift's head*
Rift: *takes off hat and throws it on the ground*
Snake: Something wrong?
Rift: Yeah *pickes up hat and puts it on table* my father in law is over and is givin' me a hard time.
Snake: Man, that's rough. I don't know what it's like.
Rift: You're lucky Macintosh told me his parents are gone, অথবা dead, I don't remember.
Snake: Should আপনি be getting প্রথমপাতা দ্বারা now?
Rift: Shouldn't you?
Snake: No, applejack let's me stay out a while.
Rift: I see. Well I'm going back.
Snake: See ya.
Later back at Fluttershy's cottage*
Rift: Here we go. Hi Kat what is it?
Kat: I'm sorry for pulling on Susie's mane. I know আপনি don't like me a whole lot and- *starts crying*
Rift: No, no Kat I প্রণয় you. You're one of my পছন্দ daughters.
Kat: But, it didn't seem like it when আপনি yelled at me.
Rift: *hugs Kat* Kat, I'm sorry I yelled at you, I was frustrated and it wasn't helping that আপনি and Susie where fighting. 
Kat: *sniff* আপনি don't hate me?
Rift: Kat, why would I hate my own daughter?
Kat: Because I can't do anything right.
Rift: Kat, that's not true. আপনি stand up for your brother, আপনি smak one heck of a প্রথমপাতা run, আপনি do good in school. Heck, if I was somepony else's father I'd be jealous not having আপনি as my daughter.
Kat: Really? *sniff*
Rift: Eeyup, how about we go get some ice cream and I lift your grounding. Deal?
Kat: Deal. And 'one of your পছন্দ daughters'? 
Rift: Dewdrop.
Kat: Oh
Chapter 3: পরবর্তি morning
Rift: Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Fluttershy: Wake up big boy.
Rift: hmm, what? Oh, morning অ্যাঞ্জেল how'd আপনি sleep?
Marcus: She slept fine.
Rift: Oh, you're still here.
Macus: For the whole week my friend. And mabye later I could talk to you.
Later...*
Rift: আপনি got me out now what?
Marcus: Walk with me.... Listen, we'd both do what's right for Fluttershy correct?
Rift: Where are আপনি going with this?
Marcus: I'll pay আপনি fourteen thousand bits to divorce Fluttershy.
Rift: *slaps Marcus* আপনি keep your blood money, I'll never break up with your daughter. And the দিন I do is the দিন I die. Now good দিন to আপনি sir!
Way later....*
Snake: This is the third time in this week I've seen আপনি here man.
Rift: I swear I'll rip his head off and feed to a Changling and......*sigh* What's the use? He'll never like me.
Snake: I see the problem here, he thinks you're not good enough for Fluttershy.
Rift: Really?
Snake: Yeah, I took pyscology in highschool so I know this stuff, if আপনি prove to him that আপনি are good enough for her he'll stop givin' আপনি a hard time.
Rift: Thanks man. 
Snake: নমস্কার আপনি need উপদেশ come over any time.
Chapter 3: Trying
Rift: Ok, I'm going to help Fluttershy today, no matter what. Ahem, Fluttershy is there anything you'd like me to do for you?
Fluttershy: Sure, could আপনি help Susie get gum out of her mane?
Rift: How'd that happen?
Fluttershy: Kat was blowing a bubble and it popped. আপনি should know the rest.
Rift: Yeah, doesn't take a detective to figure it out.
*in the bathroom*
Rift: Ok, Susie I need আপনি to stay perfectly still.
Susie: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, you're pulling on my mane!
Rift: There's gum in it Susie, I need to use the brush to get it out so of course there will be some pulling involved...... There, that wasn't so bad was it?
Susie: I guess not.
Marcus: Please, anypony can do that.
The পরবর্তি day...*
Fluttershy: *with a Sining tone* Oh Rift.
Rift: Yeah Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Can আপনি please bring me my planner? I need to see if I have any oppointments today.
Rift: Sure Angel. *grabs planner* Here আপনি go.
Fluttershy: Thank you. *kisses Rift's cheek*
Marcus: I could've done that.
Chapter 4: Never good enough
Rift: *sitting in chair reading*
Fluttershy: *crying* Ow, ow, ow!!!!
Rift: *Runs over to Fluttershy* অ্যাঞ্জেল what happened?
Fluttershy: I.... I cut my hind leg and it hurts a lot.
Rift: Here just lay on your back a bit. KAT!!!! I need the first aid kit!
Kat: Got it daddy.
Rift: Ok, open it up and hand me the gauze.
Kat: That's the white bandages right?
Rift: Yes.
Kat: Here আপনি go.
Fluttershy: *still crying* Owww!! It hurts so much.
Rift: *in a clamping tone* Shh-h-h, it's ok, I get cut a lot I'm use to doing this. I'll just মোড়ানো this around your cute little hoof and it should be fine.
Fluttershy: আপনি *sniff* আপনি think my hoof is cute?
Rift: Yes, but then again, I think evey thing about আপনি is cute. There, if আপনি want আপনি can ride on my back if আপনি need to go somewhere. Are আপনি ok? I'm sorry আপনি got cut.
Fluttershy: *sniff* Yes, thank আপনি Rift.
Marcus: Big whoop, I've been healing her wounds since she was a filly.
Rift: I'll never be good enough for আপনি will I? I've taken care of your daughter for a long time and আপনি treat me as if I only make things worse. But it's আপনি who make's things worse, you'll never see it. Come on Fluttershy, I'll help আপনি to bed.
Chapter 5: Confession
Rift: * Reading*
Marcus: Rift, may I talk to আপনি for a while?
Rift: If you're trying to bribe me again I swear on the name of my father I'll rip your head off.
Marcus: Listen, আপনি know why I've been rough on you?
Rift: Because আপনি are a annoying braying donkey who hates everypony except his own daughter.
Marcus: No, it's because I know আপনি don't have a father and I've been trying to be like him.
Rift: *pfft* আপনি could never be like my father, he was understanding, kind, and never bribed me to do anything. Unlike you.
Marcus: Mabye that's where I went wrong. I tried being like the kind of father who is over protective of his child. I'm not purposefully rough on you, I'm just trying to be like him.
Rift: Then mabye পরবর্তি time you'll ask me what he was like. Instead of coming to conclusions that he was hard on me.
Marcus: Alright, well how about it? Shake hooves and let bygones be bygones and we'll no longer be enemies? Deal?
Rift: If আপনি accept me as your son in law and stop trying to bribe me then we gotta deal.
Chapter 6: Bye
Marcus: Well I'd better get going, bye my little Fillyshy.
Fluttershy: Bye daddy.
Marcus: Rift?
Rift: Yeah?
Marcus: Take good care of my daughter, she's lucky to have আপনি as a husband.
Rift: Thanks sir and bye.
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*I tune my guitar*
Good evening America, hope আপনি enjoy!
*Adam's গিটার solo*
*Alec's drumms যোগদান in*
Say hey
Cheea
I don't want this place to go to he**
Don't want to live right over there
But নমস্কার we might as well learn to deal with it
Can আপনি here the Roman Calvary coir
He** ya
Those guys just leave them alone and be
And them rot in he**
Why must আপনি take shite from that other guy
Well নমস্কার don't listion to all those other guys
I প্রণয় this pppppllllllaaaacccccccceeeeee
Hear the বন্দুক running out of lead
And the guys fall right back in the line
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