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posted by meow_girl
*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true বন্ধু Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the গিটার player (Billy রশ্মি Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I প্রণয় আপনি all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about আপনি man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are আপনি doing here?

Simon:I uhhh...I'm here with Randy and Kara to see আপনি guys and uhhhh stuff...

*Silents*

Simon:You can't judge me!I'm the Judge!I JUDGE YOU!!!

*Simon runs away crying*

Taylor:Uhhh...Well the consort is ruined...So should we go home?

*A obscenely fat man runs on stage,and pushes Joe on the ground.*

Fat man:Wooh!!!I pushed Joe Jonas!!

*Fat man runs away crying*

Taylor:Yeah the সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান is definitely Ruined.We should go প্রথমপাতা now.

*Joe grabs Taylor's ankles*

Joe:NO!Don't leave me!!!I'm sorry!!

*Demi grabs one of the stage lamps,and hits Joe with it*

Joe:Ha!I've become immune to your lamp powers!

*Selena gets a গিটার and hits Joe with it,Joe passes out*

Selena:That's for taking my baby sister away!!!

Demi:Selena how many times do I have to tell আপনি I'm not your little sister...

Taylor:Uhh guys his head is bleeding...

Miley:Dad are আপনি okay?

Bill ray:I can't feel my legs...

Miley:That's nice....

Randy:What's wrong with আপনি dog...?

Taylor:Oh!I thought Simon only ব্যক্ত that to hide his own embarrassment.

Randy:No he was I didn't come here with him.I came here with my girls.There big fans.

Taylor:Oh well I'm glad.

Randy:Yeah...I'm kinda worried about Simon though...Come on girl let's go check on Mr.Cowell.

Zoe:But he's crazy!

Randy:I know he is girls let's go.

*Randy and his daughters left.The fat man came back and pushed miley on the ground.*

Fat man:Whoop!I pushed her!!

*The fat man ran away crying...Again*

Selena:Come on sissy,let's go home.

*Selena grabbed Demi's wrist and pulled her away*

Taylor:Well....Bye!

*Taylor left,Miley laid on the ground near Joe who's blood was getting everywhere,Billy রশ্মি lay on ground crying.*

Someone:Miley আপনি whore call an ambulances!

Miley:...I don't feel like it.

*Miley got up and went home*

*They survive but only because someone in the audience called an ambulances*









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A উৎস recently revealed that Joe Jonas is still working hard to impress girlfriend Ashley Greene, and vice versa:

“They both are still in the trying-to-impress-each-other phase. If I were to say who wears the pants, Ashley certainly does but Joe doesn’t realize how much power he actually has in the relationship. She likes him just as much as he likes her, but I think he would জমা করুন আরো easily to her and take it harder if they broke up.”

The উৎস also thinks the couple is going to last longer than many of Joe’s অনুরাগী thought it would after seeing his breakups with country তারকা Taylor...
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posted by sweet_sanaya
A উৎস told People Magazine that Joe Jonas is আরো into current girlfriend Ashley Greene than he has been into a girl in a while, so does that mean the “Twilight” তারকা could be the one and Joe could be the পরবর্তি Jonas Brother to walk down the isle following brother Kevin Jonas, who got married to long time girlfriend Danielle Delesea last year?

Here’s what the উৎস had to say:

“[Joe] is head over heels for [Ashley]. He thinks she is down-to-earth and absolutely beautiful. He hasn’t been this into a girl in a long time."

Thoughts?
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