okay, so I know that this installment is going to be a bit silly, but I don't care.

First of all, his hair. আপনি can't talk about Kyle without talking about his hair. It's so cute! I just wanna run my fingers through it, and use it as a pillow. My পরিলেখ picture is him without his hat, for crying out loud!


সেকেন্ড of all, his feet. I think there's a reason why his feet are shown আরো than other character on the show. there just so cute tiny, and chubby! they look like they belong on a baby, not a ten বছর old. I know that this has been expresses a lot in other ways on this website, but I had to mention it here

I arrive at the bus stop at 8:20 AM sharp. Five মিনিট later, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive. Stan, in my opinion, is kinda cute. Cute as in, I would squeal if he asked me out. Thanks to my awesome luck, he's already dating another girl, Wendy Testaburger. Kenny, he's nothing special. he's really gross though, if আপনি ask me. Today, on his way to the bus stop, I saw him take a used condom out of his কোট pocket and throw it out onto the street.Cartman, on the other hand, is a whole other story. He's like if bananas, pee, math class, and all the girls at my school were made into a মধুভাষী ব্যক্তি and I was forced to drink it.

"Hey Kylie, do আপনি have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so আপনি put all your money in the bank and আপনি never spend it!''

Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when আপনি asked for a water mattress আপনি were taken to sea world!"

I feel like I am you. We are like sisters. Kyle is the best South Park character ever and i read your প্রবন্ধ about only a few people liking Kyle anymore and I think your right. Not many people like Kyle anymore, I wish they did, but I do and he is the coolest SP character ever and sorry about how stupid this may seem. I'm only in seventh grade. That makes me think about how they are in like what? fourth grade most of the series and there cusing like they're in eleventh grade. But still Kyle is awesome and i respect his JewishGingerness.

If your ব্যবহারকারী নাম is in the শিরোনাম অথবা আপনি are a kyle hater in this অনুরাগী club, please read this.

Over the course of me being in this club, I have noticed that আপনি guys have been putting real nasty things about kyle, like "I hate আপনি kyle!", and other mean things about him. Please stop. It isn't cool. If আপনি hate kyle so much, then why don't আপনি just stop posting this kind of stuff, অথবা leave the club? Nobody else in the club likes it. Look, I know that kyle did some stuff that might look bad to others. However, it is not your job to embrace it and be a hater in a club full of Kyle lovers.

EVERYONE ELSE, আপনি ARE VERY WELCOME.

and as I stared I counted,
the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides

like indecision to call you,
to hear your voice of treason
will আপনি come প্রথমপাতা and stop this pain tonight?
stop this pain tonight"

I read the response with great excitement. I knew that Kyle was the boy that I was looking for. He truly was the man of my dreams, আপনি could say. I had a good feeling that for the first time, I'll actually have a real friend. I hope that he isn't some douchbag that somehow found out about my dream, dressed like Kyle, only to try to get some secrets from me. If that were the case, I would probably kill myself অথবা something.

"Come over here, আপনি fucking monster!" I ordered to Kyle

I then wrapped my arms around his warm, unsuspecting body. He had a look of suprise on his face. I know that he thought that I was gonna beat him up, but I knew better. If I did that, then we would have to start this all over again.

We held hands as we walked back to our classroom. When we returned, Mr. Garrison was gone, and everyone was looking in our direction. Everyone must've heard about what happened.

"Let's hear it for Kyle and Kylie!" Kevin Stoley shouted from the back of the classroom.

Everyone started to applaud and whistle, as it we just won an award. Apparently, we were stunning and brave, Just like Catlyn Jenner.

I walk into school right in the knick of time. As I walked to my locker, people give me the loser sign. I'm not suprised. This is the usual greeting that I get when I walk to school. When I get to my locker, I put in my combination,05-26-01. I chose that for my combination because that's my birthdate. I put my backpack outside, and took my school বই out. I walked to my classroom, Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class. I walk in to see that there is a new kid in our class. Normally I wouldn't care, but this time, it was different. It was Kyle, the boy in my dream!