Chobits: Sumomo Takes a Message

I'm so sorry if this sucks, it's my first প্রবন্ধ about creatures and stuff...

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I sat alone in the woods, waiting. In this kingdom, the forest is a scary place. Full of creatures of who-knows-whats. আপনি never know when someone is just going to pop out at you...
"Sofie!"
"AHHHHH!" I fell off the stump and almost smacked my face in a nearby tree. I sat there and stared at Duncan as he giggled a little but offered to help me up.
"Ok, আপনি called me here for a reason, what do আপনি want?" I asked taking his hand and...

"Hello! I'm Sofie!" I smiled while Duncan turned on the camera. I stood in the middle of my living room with Owen and Beth on the পালঙ্ক in front of me.
"First of all, dieting is important. So follow these tips!" Duncan giggled tying to keep the camera still.
"Tip number 1," I announced putting my hands behind my back.
"It's not your fault. People may tell আপনি that your the one who caused all the stomach rolls to appear around your middle, and that আপনি have eating problems. Well, it's not true! It's not your fault আপনি like food! Thats just who আপনি are!" I ব্যক্ত in my costume-made Jenny Craig vocals....