Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when আপনি fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked আপনি out of hell?
He says "Where have আপনি been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did আপনি find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen আপনি someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do আপনি do for a living?
Female:...
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