Marisa: I let him think I'm staying in the suite, not cleaning it. I'm the maid, Ty.
Ty: Ma, I hate to break it to you, but I don't think he's after your money.
Marisa: I can't believe আপনি just ব্যক্ত that!

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Marisa: He's not part of our lives, but we wish him luck with his.

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Christopher: Let's go see the penguins!

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Marisa: Can আপনি keep a secret?
Caroline: Yes of course.
Marisa: Good. So can I.

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Jerry Siegel: Who the hell is she?
Christopher: I'll tell আপনি who she isn't. She isn't like anyone I've ever met before. And she isn't a phony. I'll make আপনি a deal, wonder man. আপনি want me at the benefit tomorrow night? Then get her to go, and I swear to God, I'll shake any part of Maddox's body আপনি want me to. Deal?
Jerry Siegel: Deal. All right. Sure. Okay.

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Lionel: To serve people takes dignity and intelligence. But remember, they are only people with money. And although we serve them, we are not their servants. What we do, Miss Ventura, does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling.

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Jerry Siegel: What press are আপনি affiliated with?
Ty: I'm 10.
Jerry Siegel: What about your parents, are they Democrat অথবা Republican?
Ty: What's the difference these days?
Christopher: I প্রণয় this kid.
Jerry Siegel: Well, what's not to love.

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Marisa: Look, আপনি have to listen to me, I know you're used to getting your way.
Christopher: Yeah, until I met you.
Marisa: There's millions of women who are just dying for আপনি to look their way.
Christopher: [Laughing] Yeah? Then why are আপনি making me work so hard?

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Christopher: You're beautiful.
Marisa: So are you.
Christopher: Thank আপনি for being here.
Marisa: I only came to tell আপনি that this, আপনি and me, can't go anywhere beyond this evening. It just can't.
Christopher: Well, then, আপনি should've worn a different dress.

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Marisa: Marisa Ventura. Housekeeping.
Christopher: Chris Marshall. Candidate for Senate. I'd appreciate your vote.
Marisa: We'll see.

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[Running after Marisa when she leaves a benefit early]
Christopher: Caroline. Caroline. Caroline. Do আপনি have somewhere else আপনি have to be?
Marisa: No, I just have to leave.
Christopher: Well, I don't think you're leaving. I think you're running. And what I can't figure out is, are আপনি running towards something আপনি want? অথবা are আপনি running away from something you're afraid to want?
Marisa: Look, I've made so many mistakes already. I just don't want to make it worse.
Christopher: আপনি won't. I promise.
Marisa: There's something আপনি don't know, ok? Oh, God. How do I tell আপনি this? Look, the first time that আপনি saw me I was...
Christopher: আপনি were mesmerizing.

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Christopher: Do I look as stupid as আপনি think I am?
Jerry Siegel: No. No, I mean, you're not stupid. What, what are আপনি talking about?

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Reporter: Mr. Marshall, what's your relationship with the Latin community?
Jerry Siegel: Excellent! He speaks Latin... Spanish.

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[meeting Marisa's son, Ty]
Christopher: I'm Chris.
Jerry Siegel: I'm bald and no one in particular.
Ty: I know who আপনি are.
Christopher: Yeah? What do আপনি know?
Ty: I know that you're the state assemblyman. I know that you're thinking of running for Senator. I know your voting record and your consistent stand on environmental causes.

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Marisa: The first time আপনি saw me, I was cleaning your bathroom floor! Only আপনি didn't see me.
Chris: What was I supposed to do, introduce myself while I'm taking a leak?

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Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: আপনি know what I just heard? Christina? History after the first!
Marisa: Christina, kitchen? অথবা Christina, assistant manager?
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Assistant manager. And আপনি know what that means?
Marisa: Yeah, it means somebody else is gonna be bustin' my গাধা on the second.

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Marisa: Come on, who's kidding who here? Do আপনি think আপনি would have taken a সেকেন্ড look at me if আপনি knew I was the maid? With all due respect.

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Caroline: This would never happen at the Four Seasons.

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Marisa: There was a part of me that wanted to know what it felt like, to have someone like আপনি look at me the way আপনি did just once. And I'm sorry. Truly. If I could rewind the past week, I would.
Christopher: Was any of it real?
Marisa: Yeah, it was real. It was so real I wondered how I was ever gunna give আপনি up. But I had to give আপনি up. That was the plan. And then, last night, I couldn't.

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[first lines]
Marisa: Come on. Get your coat. We gotta go. আপনি have everything?
Ty: Yeah.
Marisa: Hurry up, sweetie. We're late. Ty. Today papí. You're killing me, Ty. Right now you're killing mommy.

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Marisa: Hey, look at me.
Ty: What?
Marisa: আপনি got something on your face there.
Ty: Where?
Marisa: Ooh, right there!
[Marisa starts স্নেহ চুম্বন his cheeks]
Ty: Ma! Mom! Mom, no! Stop!
Marisa: There it is. I got it.

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Marisa: Anything good on?
Keef Townsend: [changes channel on the surveillance monitor প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে a naked man outside his hotel room] He opened the door for the paper. The wife just pushed him out.
Marisa: Ooh, that nasty butt first thing in the morning, I'd kick him out too.
[Keef laughs]
Marisa: Oh, my God. Wait a minute. He's one of mine, the lactose intolerant.
Keef Townsend: I like how আপনি name the people. What do আপনি call me behind my back, I wonder?

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Paula Burns: Onto new business. Mr. Radcliff is checking out of seven oh nine. Mr. Greenwald is checking in. He's back on the wagon, so let's clear out the minibar. Kanga CFO, Mr. Fukimoro is checking into eight fourteen. Stock Evian, shampoo the rugs and extra slippers for his guests. Marisa heads up on the Madison Suite.
Marisa: Housekeeping.
Paula Burns: Mrs. Sage is arriving with the children, preferably after Mr. Sage's girlfriend departs.
Mr. Sage's Girlfriend: আপনি son of a bitch!
Paula Burns: Let's make sure it's a smooth transition. The Guedj sisters are back. Let's track them on surveillance, but do keep an eye on all bathrobes, cutlery and light fixtures. Sotheby's director, Caroline Lane has switched from the Four Seasons. She requested a park view and favors purple orchids and lavender scenes. Assemblyman Chris Marshall arrives today. He's gearing up his campaign, so his suite will be doubling as a conference centre, with the liquor and coffee bars turning over every four hours. And he's bringing his large dog, so we'll need proper accouterments. And finally, Mr. Newman is back in the Sherman Suite. Careful, ladies, he's a Full Monty.
Full Monty: Oh... I had no idea anyone was here.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Don't worry about it, Mr. Monty. It's no big deal. And I do mean...
Marisa, Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: ...No big deal.

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Paula Burns: Friday morning, people. Lot's to do. Heads up.

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Christopher: [reading about himself in the paper] "Sentimental পছন্দ and প্লেবয় politico, Assemblyman Chris Marshall"... guess আপনি missed a few words there, Jer.

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Christopher: Where are আপনি going?
Jerry Siegel: That depends. Where are আপনি going?
Christopher: Bathroom. Alone.
Jerry Siegel: Yeah. Fine. Go. Great. Yeah. Sure.
Christopher: Thank you.
Jerry Siegel: Call me if আপনি need anything.

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Marisa: Keef, do me a favor. These go to the Goddess in the Park Suite, okay?

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Marisa: What?
Veronica Ventura: I'm not saying a word.
Marisa: Can আপনি not say a word somewhere else?

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Marisa: What are আপনি doing?
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Ooh... Dolce, nice.
Marisa: No, no, no, come on, out of there.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: I'm just taking a little peek. They're going back anyway.
Marisa: Oh... আপনি know you're gonna get us in trouble.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: [touching the Dolce dress] Hello, ladies.
Marisa: Leave that stuff alone. Come on. আপনি know, you're supposed to be helping me out in here.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Oh, feel this material. I mean, it's like butter. Huh?
Marisa: Oh, my God. This stuff is five thousand dollars.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: For one white outfit? How do আপনি keep it clean?
Marisa: Scotchguard.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Oh, yeah. They're a six, you're a six.
Marisa: What are আপনি doing? What are আপনি doing?
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: And shoes too. Shoes. Size nine. Perfect.
Marisa: I'm a seven and a half.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Which means you're an eight. Just put on some gym socks, you're good to go.
Marisa: That's it! Put this stuff back. What are আপনি doing?
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Not until আপনি try it on.
Marisa: I can't try on her clothes!
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: They're not hers. They're not Dolce's. Technically, they've been abandoned. Oh, let's not let them hear us.
Marisa: Who, the clothes?
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Marisa Ave Maria Ventura... When are আপনি and I ever get to try on a five thousand dollar anything? Come on, feel how the other half feels, huh?

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Christopher: He's friendly. His name's Rufas. So what are আপনি listening to?
Ty: "The Best Of Bread".
Christopher: "Best Of Bread"? Interesting. What's your name?
Ty: Ty.
Christopher: Nice to meet you, Ty.

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Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Hi, honey.
[to Marisa]
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: It's Ty! What are আপনি doing up here?
Ty: Where's Mom?
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: [seeing Chris walking in] It's for you, ma'am.
Marisa: What are আপনি talking about? Ty, don't you...?
Ty: Hey, Ma, this is Chris. He's got a giant, grey dog named Rufas. And if আপনি say okay, I'm gonna walk with him, okay?
Christopher: Hello.
Marisa: Hi.
Ty: Let's not forget. I'm a kid and I need fresh air. Please, can I go, Mom? Please? Please?
Christopher: I'm Chris Marshall.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Caroline... আপনি want your coat?
Marisa: What?
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: The weather can be so tricky here. Weren't আপনি just saying, what a beautiful দিন it was?
Christopher: Oh, you're going out?
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Weren't আপনি saying how আপনি wanted to stretch your legs?
Christopher: Well, if your husband wouldn't mind...
Ty: She doesn't have a husband.
Marisa: I don't have a husband.
Christopher: Well, I insist, then. Come with us, if you're free.
Ty: Yeah. Come on, Mom.

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Christopher: How long are আপনি in town for?
Marisa: I'm not sure.
Christopher: আপনি always stay at the Beresford?
Marisa: Sometimes I feel like I live there.

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Marisa: Monday? I'm busy, sorry.
Christopher: You're busy আপনি can't? What? Can আপনি change it?
Marisa: It's complicated. Which reminds me, I gotta get out of here. Come on, Ty. We gotta go.

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Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: "It's complicated"? What kind of answer is that?
Marisa: Honest.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: The only thing complicated between me and him would be unhooking my bra strap.
Marisa: Look, what am I supposed to do? Make his বিছানা with me in it? Get real! He thinks I'm a guest, here.

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Paula Burns: A Beresford maid is expedient. A Beresford maid is thorough. A Beresford maid serves with a smile. And above all, a Beresford maid strives to be invisible.
Clarice: Maybe we can disappear one দিন all together?

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Marisa: [seeing a picture of her in the paper] Do আপনি understand this could be bad?
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Don't be such a Catholic. Please?

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Caroline: [to Marisa] আপনি are so good. Thank God! আপনি should be a personal assistant.
Rachel Hoffberg: She's a maid.
Caroline: So are they, with better titles.

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Caroline: What do আপনি think? Dolce coat, Gucci pants অথবা Ralph Lauren skirt, Manolo pumps?
Rachel Hoffberg: Ooh, they're both divine! Let's see. How about the pants, open sandals, see-through blouse, colored-bra and I'd carry the Dolce কোট for effect.
Caroline: Maria?
Rachel Hoffberg: She barely speaks English.
[Marisa mutters something in Spanish under her breath]
Rachel Hoffberg: What?
Marisa: Excuse me?
Caroline: Maria, what do আপনি think?
Marisa: What about the beaded স্কার্ট with that beige crocheted গলরজ্জু, halter আপনি have hanging in the closet? আপনি know, casual sexy. No stockings. Definately eighty six the coat. It sends the wrong message. Looks like you're going someplace.
[looking at Rachel who is wearing a see-through ব্লাউজ and colored-bra]
Marisa: Besides, that whole see-through blouse, colored-bra thing... reads a little, আপনি know, desperate, older gal, trying to hard. Don't আপনি think? Yeah, আপনি want to make him work for it.
Rachel Hoffberg: Who does she think she is, to talk to me like that?
Caroline: Thank you, Maria. I have two words for আপনি Rachel Hoffberh: Eric who?
Marisa: [accidentally deliberately whips Rachel with the বিছানা spread] Excuse me. Sorry.

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Caroline: [to Marisa] Oh, that needs pressing.

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Chris: She's about five-six, dark hair, really beautiful, has a kid named Ty. What the hell happened?
Lionel: I'm sorry, Sir.
Chris: Don't be sorry. Just find her.
Caroline: Oh, Chris, I loved your quote in "The Times".
Chris: Please!

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Marisa: I mean, I don't know what I'm doing here, Steph. What am I doing? This is all a lie.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: No, honey. It's আরো like a dream, আপনি know? And for one night, you're living it for all of us. Don't think about tomorrow. Don't think about anything but tonight. Tonight, the maid is a lie. And this, this is who আপনি really are.

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Caroline: At least let me buy আপনি lunch. After all, we've only got each other to get through this humiliation.
Christopher: Caroline, the first lunch was a mistake. A সেকেন্ড would be complete torture.
Caroline: Drinks, then?

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Christopher: Look, can we start over? সেকেন্ড chance, সেকেন্ড date? আপনি as you, me as me. No secrets. What do আপনি think?

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[last lines]
Reporter: What do আপনি think, Sir? আপনি two got a chance? Sir?

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Ty: Why'd they break up?
Marisa: Who?
Ty: Simon and Garfunkel.
Marisa: আপনি got me. আপনি can গুগুল it at school.