Yep. আপনি betcha. Manatees are British. Just think about it:
1. Their name gives it away: "Man-a-tee" অথবা "a man who drinks tea" অথবা "British dude". It's clever the way they tried to fool us but we caught on pretty gosh darn quick.
2. They have big teeth...like British guys.
3. They সরানো slowly...like British guys leaving the buffet line at a "biscuits and crumpets" all-you-can eat diner.
4. They pass gas when আপনি tug on their fingers...if they had any. Like British guys. They don't have fingers. Just "mittens".
5. When they drive their cars and pull into a gas station they say "Bloody well clean me windscreen!" which is British for "Hi! My name is Bob and it sure is a great দিন for meeting fine neighbors like you!" Most people don't realize that manatees have a thriving automotive community underwater because most people don't ever see manatees driving. That's because--like the British--manatees drive on the wrong side of the road and ofter wreck their cars right before scuba divers with cameras can get pictures.
There will be additional fact-filled প্রবন্ধ coming in the পরবর্তি few weeks.
Right after my প্রবন্ধ about "Edward and the Vampire Manatee from Heck".
1. Their name gives it away: "Man-a-tee" অথবা "a man who drinks tea" অথবা "British dude". It's clever the way they tried to fool us but we caught on pretty gosh darn quick.
2. They have big teeth...like British guys.
3. They সরানো slowly...like British guys leaving the buffet line at a "biscuits and crumpets" all-you-can eat diner.
4. They pass gas when আপনি tug on their fingers...if they had any. Like British guys. They don't have fingers. Just "mittens".
5. When they drive their cars and pull into a gas station they say "Bloody well clean me windscreen!" which is British for "Hi! My name is Bob and it sure is a great দিন for meeting fine neighbors like you!" Most people don't realize that manatees have a thriving automotive community underwater because most people don't ever see manatees driving. That's because--like the British--manatees drive on the wrong side of the road and ofter wreck their cars right before scuba divers with cameras can get pictures.
There will be additional fact-filled প্রবন্ধ coming in the পরবর্তি few weeks.
Right after my প্রবন্ধ about "Edward and the Vampire Manatee from Heck".
Like any mammal that's sensitive, kind and loving the manatee is subject to addiction.
And like মাকড়সা monkeys they are addicted to Tab.
Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.
And yes, they still make the stuff.
An প্রতীকী from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. আপনি can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear ঘণ্টা bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.
So পরবর্তি time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking পরবর্তি to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.
আপনি might get boogie-oogied out of it দ্বারা a 1200 lb fish.
And like মাকড়সা monkeys they are addicted to Tab.
Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.
And yes, they still make the stuff.
An প্রতীকী from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. আপনি can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear ঘণ্টা bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.
So পরবর্তি time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking পরবর্তি to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.
আপনি might get boogie-oogied out of it দ্বারা a 1200 lb fish.