Happy Birthday Soulmate <3

so here are some great bitchy উদ্ধৃতি :D

~If the ocean was made of ভদকা and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt ভদকা and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.~

~I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you~

~I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what আপনি can't have~

~Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.~

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Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless আপনি use magic marker then you're fucked~

~Do আপনি believe in প্রণয় at first site? অথবা should I walk দ্বারা again~

ˇ~They say true প্রণয় hides behind...