I was visiting a rural village in Mozambique back in 1996 when I came across a small desolate hut on the outskirts of the village. I asked the elders of the town about who inhabited ব্যক্ত hut and they simply began to weep. I was dumbfounded, I had never seen such a reaction. I was about to walk away when a small child came up to me and whispered 'El cluney'. I knew immediately who she was referring to, it was Martin.
I sprinted to the hut and flung open the door to find a unkept, savage Martin tearing open a can of Heinz beans with his mouth.
In the corner of the hut a জরান jar full of his pubic hairs which he had meticulously plucked. In the other corner, a small Bosch microwave perched on শীর্ষ of a child. who was sat sobbing softly humming the tune to Tom Jones sexbomb as she awaited her পরবর্তি meal.
That aside I hugged him and we began to perform the jive to the small Childs humming.
all in all a pretty good holiday thank আপনি Thomas cook (RIP).

Agadoo
doo
doo
Push my Cluney into me
Agadoo
doo
doo
Make my Martin grind on me
To the left
To the right
Jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance
Every night
Sing with Cluney riding me

xx

Hi Martin
Just thought আপনি would like to know that our Beautiful Quincy Jones went to the big kennel in the sky a few months ago. আপনি wanted to keep him when he ব্যক্ত hello to আপনি one evening in St Puy. Although he was born in Australia he spent most of his life in France, where he was allowed into hotels, restaurants and non খাবার shops. In fact he thought he was আরো human than canine.
We are just about to sell our property here in Caussens and return to Australia after being here in France for 12 years.
Even before আপনি met our Quincy Jones, we were, and are admirers of your work, and my husband also has the loves of ঘোড়া বিষয়ক as আপনি do.
Long may আপনি continue to entertain your অনুরাগী and enjoy your life, even under these trying times.
Yours sincerely Carol & Andrew & QJ xxx

Whilst surfing the web in খুঁজুন for চলচ্ছবি of Martin playing with বেড়ালছানা (a weekly occurrence) I stumbled across a piece of harrowing information that has lead me to believe that our beloved Martin may have played apart in the Russian invasion of Afghanistan. If true this would implicate the Clunester in a serious breach of the Geneva convention and possibly mean that he would have to go up in front of a NATO council.
Due to the severity of this situation I would like to call a halt to my internet beef with Martyclunes1974 in order to clear our নায়ক name, unless he's guilty, in which case we will break our lord out and pledge our allegiance to Don Martin

i remember the first time i injected heroin, it was against my will but never the less a superb experience. on the eve of my 15th birthday i met martin at a meet and greet, we hung out for hours afterwards. martin would offer me হারিয়ে গেছে of "happy sweets" that looked a lot like my mums sad pills and also he made me drink lots of আঙ্গুর রস that tasted really weird.
to cut to the chase, not soon after i woke up with my trousers at my ankles and at least 6 different needles in my arm, thing and cock. Martin had sent me to মহাকাশ and back, in a fit of rage and inconvenient circumstances i ripped my dick clean from দ্বারা body. the drugs had numbed my body to the point in which i felt nothing, so at the time it seemed all fun and games.

in retrospect i seriously regret my time with martin and would give anything in this world to have my cock back, but we live and learn. as the french baguette eating surrender monkeys say.

c'est la vie

martyclunes1974 No one প্রশ্ন my প্রণয় for CLUNEDOG and gets away with it. I will mud আপনি grandad get off the internet অথবা face the consequences.
I was sat happily watching চলচ্ছবি of Martin on Good morning Britain when I had the displeasure of stumbling across the filth that আপনি conjured up in your message. I was revolted, sickened. my মার্জার fled the room as I emitted a screech so mighty that my neighbour mistook it for one of my জন্তু জানোয়ার being in excruciating pain and phoned reported my house to the RSPCA. I am now on my scene dan last warning with them, one আরো and they'll take my মার্জার away
Accept that there are new Cluners on the scene and prepare to be phased out. Mention my name again and you'll regret it, People feared me in school for the rambunctious fury that I could work myself into. I haven't been this angry since they made dr who a woman!!!!!!!!

It is come to my most obedient attention that the man whom i প্রণয় with the most dearest of offection has been quite literally shagging the living daylights out of my wife behind my back

the irony of this situation is আরো hidden than first imagined, the idea of martin railing the pig whore excuse of a women, whom i am reluctant enough to call my wife is not truly were my envy lies.

i envy that it is not be being laid down and pulverised দ্বারা martins spiritual magic.

my wife knows nothing of what this hunky dory man means to a poor reckless soul like myself.

I know youre পাঠ করা this martin, and i know আপনি want me like is so dearly long for you.

take me away from this doomed reality, whisk me up upon the starlights of the heavens, hold me closer and lay me down in sheets of linen. আপনি are what i dream of and what the so powerful loins beg for

come to me