The Mane 6~ Gala Dresses~ Human Version

It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are আপনি doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...

The three all turned, and looked at the big room they had been lead too. It was fairly open and empty, almost like an theater room. At one end of the room, there were six square vats, each one nearly full with individual Spectra. Above them was a peculiar looking machine. From a central stack, six hoses broke off and lead above each of the individual vats. At the শীর্ষ of the stack was a single opening, red with rust despite the rest of the machine to be shiny and clean. Even further above that was a fairly complex looking object, with chains and gears hanging off of beams and pipes loosely....

Scootaloo and her two বন্ধু were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even আরো can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

Rainbow angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's রামধনু Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS প্রণয় you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your সেকেন্ড mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would আপনি three shut the hell...

Once upon a time there lived a টাট্টু named Trixie. Trixie was a প্রদর্শনী off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic আরো than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any আরো of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some খাবার and some water. She walked to a small টাট্টু village. She could hardly walk...

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some কাপকেক shoutouts, so if আপনি haven't read Cupcakes, please do. মতামত will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement দ্বারা the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie ব্যক্ত she was sorry, her expression ব্যক্ত a different story. A week after...

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the পূর্ববর্তি installment, its based on creepypastas, আরো specifically Jeff the Killer. Please মতামত and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a পালঙ্ক she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

My Little Pony,
My Little টাট্টু ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until আপনি all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies আপনি opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until আপনি all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

Ok. This is my first প্রবন্ধ based on my opinion. If আপনি want me to write another প্রবন্ধ on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in প্রশ্ন right now: Cloppers

Yes আপনি heard me cloppers. If আপনি don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little টাট্টু (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If আপনি notice there is a clopper, why should that bother আপনি in anyway? It's...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No টাট্টু can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead দ্বারা রামধনু Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead দ্বারা a টাট্টু named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead দ্বারা Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead দ্বারা John who somehow survived being killed দ্বারা a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead দ্বারা an alicorn named Fuku,...

This is another American Dad episode, this one would probably need Saten a bit আরো unlikable than usual, but it can still work.

In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened দ্বারা the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.

Saten: Those two are killing me!

Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if আপনি are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.

Saten groans and goes out...