Just because it say " Cold Hearted " Doesn't mean it's JUST sad. This one contains funnies. Ha-ha! I can see well not really...That teenagers can be mature! But some NOT, like me. But I hope আপনি people who are 13 অথবা older will enjoy this story and laugh. Besides this story starts to FUNNY then Love. In the End. আপনি might crack your head.
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সিকামারু was very smart. Blah,blah.
Temari was always দ্বারা his side,sense নারুত ব্যক্ত "Are আপনি guy's on a তারিখ অথবা something?". Temari was sensing something strange growing in her heart. But what could it be? In days Temari wanted to get the feeling off. Everyday she hangs out with Shikamaru, she blushes,be sometimes silence. But what could it be? What made her blush and be silent, when she's around with Shikamaru?
সিকামারু wonders why she has been অভিনয় weird lately. So he asked her...
Shikamaru- Temari,what is up with আপনি these days?
Temari- Wha? Oh nothing. Why?
Shikamaru- You've been silent these times. It's not like you.
Temari- What do আপনি mean? I've been fine lately?
She ব্যক্ত with a soft smile.
Shikamaru- man, Your troublesome. আপনি made me be curious about you.
Sakura- Shikamaru!
Shikamaru- What?
Sakura- Tsunade has something for you?
Shikamaru- Please don't let it be TonTon's crap again.
Temari was just looking at him all weird.
Sakura- uhh...No. She has a mission for আপনি and Temari.
Temari- Let me guess. Chunin Exams.
Sakura- Kinda. But...You have to train these kids. Name Anomi,Tsukiyo,and Kino.
Shikamaru- They have weird names.
Sakura- Don't make fun of them Shikamru!
Shikamaru- Okay. See ya.
Sakura- uh. Yeah.
Temari- Well tell আপনি when we need help.
She ব্যক্ত while putting her hands on her hips.
Shikamaru- Moron.
he mutterd.
Sakura- Did আপনি say something Shikamaru?
Shikamaru- No. Loser.
He mutterd again .
Sakura- Ha-ha! Alright. See ya.
Shikamaru- Bitch.
He mutterd once again.
Sakura-okay! I herd that one!
Shikamaru- Shut up and leave!
Sakura- Grrrr....
Temari giggled. She thought সিকামারু wasn't funny but he his.
Shikamaru- ?. uhh...Well. Let's go.
Sakura- I'll get আপনি later!
Shikamru- Riiight.
He ব্যক্ত when he walked away. He didn't CARE about Sakura. Not one bit.
Temari- Hey. It's been a while sense we haven't gone in the Chunin Exams.
Shikamaru- আরো like 3 weeks.
Temari- Being a Jonin is such hard work.
Shikamaru- Well. Being Human and having your health. That's the most important thing.
Temari- Hey, sense when do আপনি start saying that?
" Being Human and Having Your Heatlh." Hmph.
Shikamaru- It's true. Don't make fun of it.
Temari- I know.
They arrived of the Chunin Exams and saw the 3 kids they have to train.
Shikamaru- Alright. I'm going to give আপনি nick names. Anomi আপনি nick name is...Butt Head, Tsukiyo, your nick name is Bozo Head, and Kino,yours is , Hippo's Butt.
Temari- Aren't ...Aren't those bueatiful names.
Shikamaru- I know.
Temari- Your made them cry.
Shikamaru- That means they like there nick name.Ok! Let's go! Get up u 3!
Anomi- আপনি Jacka**
Temari- OMG, a 6 বছর old saying that. That's big.
Shikamaru- Do as I say! অথবা your dead!
3 hours later they trained and trained! But they do it like Gai Sensei's training.
Temari- Mission Complete.
Shikamaru- Let's প্রতিবেদন this to Tsunade.
He ব্যক্ত while kicking a kid who is tired and about to die in 3 secounds and so is the others.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
They died.
Temari- Do আপনি think আপনি trained them tooo hard?
Shikamaru- Nope. All I ask them is to do 6 push ups and it took em like 3 hours just to to 6.
Temari- Well . Were done.
The mother of the 3 kids arrived.
" My Son! Oh-no!"
" Anomi! Are আপনি okay?"
"Tsukiyo! Please! Not now!"
Shikamru whistled and walked away.
In the Hokage's mansion...
Sakura- Yes. Tsunade. I will প্রতিবেদন his to everyone and-
*SLAM*
সিকামারু opened the door and she got hit.
Shikamaru- Were done.
Tsunade- Sakura, oh whatever. Nevermind. Just don't poke her অথবা anything while she's bleeding.
Okay! So your done?
Shikamaru- Yes, Milady.
Temari- We have completed it.
Tsunade- Ahh. Good. Did আপনি kill em?
Shikamaru- uhhh....No ma'am.
Tsunade- Why? They were brats!
Shikamaru- AS the matter of fact. I lied! Yes we did kill em.
Temari- Were not lying to ya.
Tsunade- Okay. Good. Guess what? I planed. That were going to have a Konoha...Beach/Dance party.
Everyone has to come. If not, I will kill you, অথবা be your wrost nightmare. Either way, but if আপনি come. So...I was thinking I should start with আপনি first , sense Sakura is hurt and still bleeding on the floor. Ew, Sakura is gonna clean that up when she's awake. Ha! Well anyways...Can I ask আপনি guys a question?
Shikamaru- Yes.
Temari- Yes ma'am.
Tsunade- Cool! Alright. I'll start with Shikamaru. Shikamaru! Who are আপনি going to the dance with?
Shikamaru- uhhh...If I have one. Why would if mean any of your buesniuss? * misspelled that*
Tsunade- Don't back sass me! Tell me!
Shikamaru- Alright. I dunno. Gosh. আপনি have to wait. I can't just choose one right now I-
Tsunade- I'll do it for ya. uhhh....Ha! Got one for ya. She's right পরবর্তি to ya. Woo-hoo! That was easy to find.
Shikamaru- Wait, What? Temari is going to be my date?
Temari - আপনি got to be kidding me.
Tsunade got up from her chair and slam the table.
Tsunade- Ahem! What does the টেবিল say.
Shikamaru- It says " Tsunade Rules!"
Tsunade- Oops. Why did Sakura put that. Dammit. That idiot. It was suppose to say " Tsunade is stronger and awesomer than anyone in the Village."
Temari- That's a false, right there.
She mutterd.
Tsunade- Anyways. It says Tsunade Rules, অথবা whatever, if আপনি disobey me. Oh I'm going to kill আপনি two, and give আপনি nightmares, and kick আপনি out of the village and -
Temari- I don't live here! Why do I have to do this.
She inturpted.
Tsunade- Well. Hmph. I told Gaara and Kankuro that your in a vaction here for about... A week অথবা two.
Temari- What? Where will I sleep?
Tsunade- Shikamaru's house silly!
Temari- No!
Tsunade- Alright want to live in Boxes অথবা with Shikmaru It's your choice.
Temari- unh... Alright. I'll sleep with...Shikamaru.
Tsunade- There আপনি go. Now. আপনি can go. See ya. I'm going to make people choose there dates. Asta Vinaina * that's spainish*
Shikamaru- Damn. Okay. How about this আপনি sleep in my closet.
Temari- Eww no!
Shikmaru- অথবা the bath tub. Either way.
Temari- I rather sleep in the floor. Good thing I brought my sleep bag.
Shikamaru- Okay. Fine. In the floor.
Tsunade- Aren't আপনি leaving?
Shikamaru- Sorry ma'am.
They left.
Tsunade got a base ball bat and hit Sakura to wake her up.
Tsunade- Wake up! Dammit wake up!
Sakura- unh...Tsunade?
Tsunade- Morning! Now clean the blood up!
She yelled while throwing Sakura a broom.
Then Tsunade headed off to tell people who to date.
Like...
Naruto- Why do I have to go with Hinata?
Hinata- ...
Tsunade- Do as I say!
Naruto- Alright.
Tsunade- Say the words!
Naruto- Hinata. Will আপনি like to be my date?
Hinata- Naruto-kun...
Neji- With Tenten?
Tenten- Neji. Don't worry. Were not going to do anything romancy.
Tsunade- Yes আপনি are! Now kiss!
Neji- !!! No!
Tenten- I'm not ready for that.
Lee-C'mon...I'll take a picture!
Shikamaru- Yawn! Good night!
Temari- It's just 10:00pm.
She was letting go of her 4 টাট্টু tails and let her hair go.
সিকামারু snored loudly. Temari threw a বালিশ at him. He was still sleeping. Then she hit him with the pillow. And then agian and again and again.
And he was still sleeping.
Shikamaru- Zzz....
Temari- unh... Heavy Sleeper. Well ...... A sleep does sound nice right about now.
When Temari layed down she just started at the cealing. Then সিকামারু rolled off his বিছানা and fell on Temari, but he feel on Temari's chest.
Temari- ..... Damn it! He's fat.
Shikamaru- Zzz...
It was the পরবর্তি moring and সিকামারু was suspicious on what he was laying on.
Shikamaru- Yawn...hmm...
Temari woke up all angry.
Temari- IT WAS F***IN TIME FOR আপনি TO WAKE UP!
Shikamaru- Sorry!
Temari smacked him.
Ding Dong.
The door ঘণ্টা rang.
Shikamaru- Come in .
Naruto- নমস্কার Shikama-ma-ma-ma-ru...ARE আপনি BUSY ?
Shikamaru- ...No.
He was laying on শীর্ষ of Temari. She smacked him but আরো harder.
Naruto- Heh-heh. Looks like your having ...Se..x.
Shikamaru- unh...We are not.
Temari- Look! I did not have sex with this...idiot! He fell on me. And he couldn't get off for the past 20 hours.
Shikamaru- Your really are troublsome.
He ব্যক্ত with a smirk on his face.
Naruto- Welll....have fun with your...sex. While I'll...BE SPREDING RUMORS ON আপনি TWO!
Temari- Naruto!
Shikamaru- Naruto!
They both grabbed on Naruto's back শার্ট and আগুন grew on the back of them.
Shikamaru- We weren't havin sex আপনি moron!
Temari- He FELL on me!! Were to young to have sex.
Naruto- Ayy. Ongata, Ongata. Heh-heh.I was just kidding. That's all.
Temari- আপনি better! আপনি idiot!
She smacked him.
Naruto- Ow!
He fell on the ground, and Hinata was on her feet.
Hinata- Naruto-kun...Are আপনি okay?
Naruto- Ooow. Temari hit me!
Temari- That's what আপনি get!
She closed the door loudly.
Naruto- Geez...
Hinata- Na-Naruto-kun, আপনি need some rest. Your mind looks so loopy.
Naruto- unh...maybe some রামেন will cure me.
Hinata- Alright. I'll get আপনি some ramen. There not munch price are they?
Naruto- ....No....
Hinata draged নারুত and headed to the Ichiraku Ramen.
Temari- Sigh...
Shikamaru- Well C'mon. We have t go shopping. Tonight is a big day.
Temari- Sense when do আপনি ever say to go to a mall when it's a special day?
Shikamaru- Well. To get it over with.
Temari- I understand. Welll...Were just going to have to do what the others do.
Shikamaru- ....Yeah...We could.
Temari- Then we won't have to worry.
Shikamaru- Yup. Alright. Let's go.
Temari did a little smile at him and he smiled back.
Temari- He-he.Alright. Let's get to it.
Shikamaru- Right.
They went to the mall and Temari was in a ভান্দার with Kimono's in it. There was a Sora কিমোনো and it was so pretty.
Temari- Uh...Excuse me ma'am. How munch for this kimono?
Lady- About 500 ryn.
temari- Damn it! I only have 400 ryn.
Shikamaru- If আপনি want I can pay it for you.
Temari- আপনি will? I mean...Why? That would be so nice of you...
Shikamaru- Here 100ryn.
Temari- Oh. Thank You. I'll pay আপনি back.
Shikamaru- Nah. আপনি don't have to.
Teamri- I will. Now where is your shopping bag?
Shikamaru- Yawn. Right here.
He was hiding it from his back.
Temari- Ha-ha. Not to mention I think আপনি will look good in that.
Shikamaru- .....You ...You think?
Temari- Yes.
she giggled.
It was finally night and it was the Dance night.
Everyone in Konoha was there. নারুত and Hinata,Neji and Tenten, Sasuke and Sakura, Temari and সিকামারু and the others...yeah.
Temari was all dressed up and she saw সিকামারু all handsome. She blushed that moment and couldn't took his eyes off.
Shikamaru- Let's get this prom over with.
Temari- Yeah.
They went in the prom and saw the others holding and girls grabbing there arms and boys grabbing there waist. Even for so Neji has to pretend to তারিখ her and so are নারুত and Hinata. সিকামারু and Temari looked at eachother. Temari just grabbed his arm and he grabbed her waist.
Shikamru- Geez what a nightmare.
He mubbled.
Temari- Hey. I didn't know Ino and Kiba are together.
Ino- Hmm?
Ino took a evil glare when সিকামারু and Temari walked past by.
Ino broke a glass cup. She felt some jeaulosy tinto her body.
Temari- ....
Kiba- Hey. Let's go.
Ino- Grr....
She threw the whole মুষ্ট্যাঘাত at Kiba.
Kiba- Damn it! Why did আপনি do that?
Ino- Shut it!
Later at the dance everyone was slow danceing espically সিকামারু and Temari. সিকামারু was enjoying it with Temari. it was actullay relaxing with her. Then later in মিনিট প্রণয় came দ্বারা in his heart. Temari looked so smoking hot to him, that he never wants to let's her go. As so with
Temari, she already loved him so munch in her heart.
Shikamaru- To say....I'm enjoying this.
Temari blushed a little.
Temari- Well...I am too.
Shikamaru- !
He saw Hinata স্নেহ চুম্বন Naruto. And then Neji just grabbed Tenten দ্বারা the waist আরো roughly. And Sasuke making a সরানো on Sakura. He was trying to চুম্বন her.
Temari was only left. সিকামারু was looking at her looking at the others all romantic. To him, maybe just making a সরানো like normal romance won't be such a bad thing to him. He did felt bad for her.
Temari looked back at Shikamaru.
Temari- আপনি know....it'll be alright.
His lips were trembling and he grabbed the back of Temari and started getting closer.
She was confused why. A kiss? Already?
Temari grabbed his cheeks.
Temari- That's pointless of you. Not now,Shikamaru.
Shikamaru- ...
Temari- I'm sorry.
Ino can দ্বারা and pushed Temari. She fell and her dress was rueioned.
Temari- !! Damn!
Ino- Shikamaru! Hi. UH welll....wanna dance?
Shikamaru- uh..What about-
Ino- Oh. Yeah... Forgot one আরো taste.
She got a cake and threw it at Temari.
Which her dress was আরো awful.
Ino- Stay away!
Shikamaru- Ino! Are আপনি drunk?
Ino- Please be with me? Not that tacky lady.
Temari- ......
Ino- Dance,a nice dinner, অথবা a...kiss?
Shikamaru- Wha?
Ino-C'mon. Temari stopped the kiss. She হারিয়ে গেছে her chance. Now...you got me?
Shikamaru- !! I'm going to save my lips for Temari.
Tenten- Temari are আপনি okay?
Sakura- OMG! Come with me. I'll find আপনি another dress.
Ino- She left. So now it's... me and you.
Shikamaru- Ino. Stay away. I like Temari.
Ino- Really? Why didn't আপনি took her to a nice dinner? অথবা why didn't আপনি tell her আপনি প্রণয় her?
But.....if আপনি want to চুম্বন her. Then আপনি can practice on me!
Shikamaru- What?
Ino- C'mon! Practice. The চুম্বন will be better on Temari. Besides...sense আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি like her. I want to "help" you.
Shikamaru- No!
Ino- C'mon! One kiss.
Sakura- There. It's perfect.
Temari- That was fast.
Tenten- আপনি look great!
Temari- আপনি really think so?
Tenten and Sakura- Yeah.
Hinata- C'mon. সিকামারু must be waiting for you.
Temari came out with her new lovly কিমোনো that was Green and Yellow.
When she came out. Ino and সিকামারু were kissing.
Temari- unh! ....No-...No way.
Sakura- That Ino pig is always so selfish.
Tenten- ....
Temari- That jerk!
Temari went up to সিকামারু and Ino. She pulled Ino off and she got her dress and hair all ugly.
Ino- No way! আপনি Idiot!
Temari- Shut up.
Ino- আপনি গাউন my guy and আপনি গাউন my-
Temari slapped Ino at the face hard. To make her shut up for what আপনি did.
Shikamaru- Temari! It's not what it looks like. I was.
Temari- Forget it আপনি idiot! I was going to give আপনি a chance! But আপনি didn't say the 3 words. I-love-you. I didn't hear none of that from you. If আপনি liked Ino আপনি shouldn't told me.
Shikamaru- Temari, আপনি ব্যক্ত we don't actualy have to date.
Ino- Ahhh. So আপনি weren't dating for real. Wow...
Shikamaru- Temari!
Temari- Just say it. Do আপনি want to be with Ino অথবা me?
Ino- He wants to be with me.
Temari- Don't lie!!!! He doesn't আপনি slut!
Ino- !!...What did আপনি just call me?
Temari- Shut it!
Ino- Grr. আপনি gonna get it!
Temari just stabbed her with a knife.
Ino- unh.....
She died.
Shikamaru- Where did আপনি get the knife.
Temari- আপনি still haven't ব্যক্ত it.... Well.....See...you....
Shikamaru- Temari wait!
Temari- Leave me alone!
Shikamaru- .... unh...Temari!
She just ignored him and went off home.
Naruto- আপনি got in her in a bad mood.
Shikamaru- What ever. She's a jerk.
Naruto- Why did আপনি say that? She was in প্রণয় with you.
Shikamaru- No she isn't.
Naruto- Yeah she is in প্রণয় with you. Till now. আপনি let it all down.
Shikamaru- How do আপনি know she likes me?
Naruto- Tenten,Sakura,and Hinata told me.
Shikamaru- .....
Naruto- I already knew Tenten loved Neji.
Shikamaru- How?
Naruto- Tenten kept wearing mini skirts in front on Neji and Neji couldn't stop looking at her bottom.
Shikamaru- He turned to a pervert. Great.
Neji- What? Me?
Naruto-Nothing neji.
Shikamaru- Yawn. I'm going to bed.
Naruto- Hey! What about Temari.
Shikamaru- I'll deal with it later অথবা tomrrow.
Naruto- but-
Shikamaru- Leave me alone.
Naruto- Alright...
He went প্রথমপাতা and the door was locked Temari had locked it. But not the back door. He went in and saw Temari crying. He felt bad.
Temari- ...
She was all sad and sobbing on a table.
Shikamaru- ....
He came up to her. He was about to touch her back. But then she grabbed his hand really quickly.
Temari- What are আপনি doing?
Her eye liner was leaking on her cheeks.
Shikamaru- Temari...
Temari- Why?
Shikamaru- Why what?
Temari-Why did আপনি চুম্বন Ino? I thought tonight might be the chance....but no....Shikamaru I প্রণয় You!
Shikamaru- ....
Temari- আপনি don't know how t even FEELS for losing a guy like you, I didn't even expect another girl to চুম্বন you!
Shikamaru- Listen! We were স্নেহ চুম্বন for practice.
Temari-.....FOR PRACTICE!!! your insane! আপনি could've চুম্বন me even if আপনি don't even know how too! I...I...hate you! Why? Why would আপনি do such a thing! I প্রণয় আপনি and আপনি চুম্বন Ino! i wanted to take your FIRST KISS. but Ino took it away.....!! wait.... From the looks of it.....It looked like Ino was dragging to চুম্বন you...then...WHY DIDN'T আপনি PULL BACK!!
Shikamaru- She was gripping my back to hard.
Temari- Hmph. Ino-Ino-ino. I'm going to kill her!
Shikamaru- uuh. আপনি just did. Remeber the kinfe?
Temari- ooh right.
Shikamaru- Looks I'm sorry. I didn't mean too...
Temari- I dunno...what to do with you...
Shikamaru- Please...Temari don't leave me...I'll ...I'llbe VERY lonley! I need you! Withot you...everything will be completey empty to me...
Temari- Shikamaru....
Shikamaru- If আপনি were dead. I'll die with you. If আপনি were no where to be found. I'll find আপনি alll দিন and never give up. If আপনি were with another person...then...I'll just live like a heartless man.
Temari ws crying. She was sniffing.
Temari- Nara Shikamaru....That is the most wonderful thing আপনি ever ব্যক্ত to me.
She hugged him tightly like a cuddle bear.
Temari- わたしは、あなたを愛しています ( I প্রণয় you)
Shikamaru-私もあなたを愛して ( I প্রণয় আপনি too)
She giggled with happiness and she kept huggin him.
Temari- 私はあなたが行くようにしたいこと ( i never want to let আপনি go)
Shikamaru-あなたは私のバラと成長し続けて、それは明るい日です (You are my rose and sun that keeps growing and that is bright)
Temari- Shikamaru...Can we...go outside?
Shikamaru- Sure...
They went outside and looked at the stars.
H went up close to her and Temari just grabbed his shoulder and kissied him like crazy.
Shikamaru- .....
Temari- ...
She giggled and kissied him again. There was nothing আরো then just স্নেহ চুম্বন him all day.
The End
Wait no! The story is not over yet! Here is a peek of what Sakura and Tsunade is up to!
Tsunade- Sakura!
Sakura- yes milady?
Tsunade got up from her chair and shoot her with laser guns.
Sakura- Ahhhh...
She fell.
Tsunade- That will teach আপনি a leasson to not touch my Dumplings.
Sakura- Why you!
Tsunade- Eeep!
She shooted her again! But Sakura keeps getting up.
Tsunade- Mother F***er why won't আপনি die?
Sakura- .... I'll never die.
She ব্যক্ত in a deeply manly voice.
Tsunade- Oh Shit.
END!!!
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Thanks Guys! Hope ya'll প্রণয় it! Ha-ha! It's really long!
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সিকামারু was very smart. Blah,blah.
Temari was always দ্বারা his side,sense নারুত ব্যক্ত "Are আপনি guy's on a তারিখ অথবা something?". Temari was sensing something strange growing in her heart. But what could it be? In days Temari wanted to get the feeling off. Everyday she hangs out with Shikamaru, she blushes,be sometimes silence. But what could it be? What made her blush and be silent, when she's around with Shikamaru?
সিকামারু wonders why she has been অভিনয় weird lately. So he asked her...
Shikamaru- Temari,what is up with আপনি these days?
Temari- Wha? Oh nothing. Why?
Shikamaru- You've been silent these times. It's not like you.
Temari- What do আপনি mean? I've been fine lately?
She ব্যক্ত with a soft smile.
Shikamaru- man, Your troublesome. আপনি made me be curious about you.
Sakura- Shikamaru!
Shikamaru- What?
Sakura- Tsunade has something for you?
Shikamaru- Please don't let it be TonTon's crap again.
Temari was just looking at him all weird.
Sakura- uhh...No. She has a mission for আপনি and Temari.
Temari- Let me guess. Chunin Exams.
Sakura- Kinda. But...You have to train these kids. Name Anomi,Tsukiyo,and Kino.
Shikamaru- They have weird names.
Sakura- Don't make fun of them Shikamru!
Shikamaru- Okay. See ya.
Sakura- uh. Yeah.
Temari- Well tell আপনি when we need help.
She ব্যক্ত while putting her hands on her hips.
Shikamaru- Moron.
he mutterd.
Sakura- Did আপনি say something Shikamaru?
Shikamaru- No. Loser.
He mutterd again .
Sakura- Ha-ha! Alright. See ya.
Shikamaru- Bitch.
He mutterd once again.
Sakura-okay! I herd that one!
Shikamaru- Shut up and leave!
Sakura- Grrrr....
Temari giggled. She thought সিকামারু wasn't funny but he his.
Shikamaru- ?. uhh...Well. Let's go.
Sakura- I'll get আপনি later!
Shikamru- Riiight.
He ব্যক্ত when he walked away. He didn't CARE about Sakura. Not one bit.
Temari- Hey. It's been a while sense we haven't gone in the Chunin Exams.
Shikamaru- আরো like 3 weeks.
Temari- Being a Jonin is such hard work.
Shikamaru- Well. Being Human and having your health. That's the most important thing.
Temari- Hey, sense when do আপনি start saying that?
" Being Human and Having Your Heatlh." Hmph.
Shikamaru- It's true. Don't make fun of it.
Temari- I know.
They arrived of the Chunin Exams and saw the 3 kids they have to train.
Shikamaru- Alright. I'm going to give আপনি nick names. Anomi আপনি nick name is...Butt Head, Tsukiyo, your nick name is Bozo Head, and Kino,yours is , Hippo's Butt.
Temari- Aren't ...Aren't those bueatiful names.
Shikamaru- I know.
Temari- Your made them cry.
Shikamaru- That means they like there nick name.Ok! Let's go! Get up u 3!
Anomi- আপনি Jacka**
Temari- OMG, a 6 বছর old saying that. That's big.
Shikamaru- Do as I say! অথবা your dead!
3 hours later they trained and trained! But they do it like Gai Sensei's training.
Temari- Mission Complete.
Shikamaru- Let's প্রতিবেদন this to Tsunade.
He ব্যক্ত while kicking a kid who is tired and about to die in 3 secounds and so is the others.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
They died.
Temari- Do আপনি think আপনি trained them tooo hard?
Shikamaru- Nope. All I ask them is to do 6 push ups and it took em like 3 hours just to to 6.
Temari- Well . Were done.
The mother of the 3 kids arrived.
" My Son! Oh-no!"
" Anomi! Are আপনি okay?"
"Tsukiyo! Please! Not now!"
Shikamru whistled and walked away.
In the Hokage's mansion...
Sakura- Yes. Tsunade. I will প্রতিবেদন his to everyone and-
*SLAM*
সিকামারু opened the door and she got hit.
Shikamaru- Were done.
Tsunade- Sakura, oh whatever. Nevermind. Just don't poke her অথবা anything while she's bleeding.
Okay! So your done?
Shikamaru- Yes, Milady.
Temari- We have completed it.
Tsunade- Ahh. Good. Did আপনি kill em?
Shikamaru- uhhh....No ma'am.
Tsunade- Why? They were brats!
Shikamaru- AS the matter of fact. I lied! Yes we did kill em.
Temari- Were not lying to ya.
Tsunade- Okay. Good. Guess what? I planed. That were going to have a Konoha...Beach/Dance party.
Everyone has to come. If not, I will kill you, অথবা be your wrost nightmare. Either way, but if আপনি come. So...I was thinking I should start with আপনি first , sense Sakura is hurt and still bleeding on the floor. Ew, Sakura is gonna clean that up when she's awake. Ha! Well anyways...Can I ask আপনি guys a question?
Shikamaru- Yes.
Temari- Yes ma'am.
Tsunade- Cool! Alright. I'll start with Shikamaru. Shikamaru! Who are আপনি going to the dance with?
Shikamaru- uhhh...If I have one. Why would if mean any of your buesniuss? * misspelled that*
Tsunade- Don't back sass me! Tell me!
Shikamaru- Alright. I dunno. Gosh. আপনি have to wait. I can't just choose one right now I-
Tsunade- I'll do it for ya. uhhh....Ha! Got one for ya. She's right পরবর্তি to ya. Woo-hoo! That was easy to find.
Shikamaru- Wait, What? Temari is going to be my date?
Temari - আপনি got to be kidding me.
Tsunade got up from her chair and slam the table.
Tsunade- Ahem! What does the টেবিল say.
Shikamaru- It says " Tsunade Rules!"
Tsunade- Oops. Why did Sakura put that. Dammit. That idiot. It was suppose to say " Tsunade is stronger and awesomer than anyone in the Village."
Temari- That's a false, right there.
She mutterd.
Tsunade- Anyways. It says Tsunade Rules, অথবা whatever, if আপনি disobey me. Oh I'm going to kill আপনি two, and give আপনি nightmares, and kick আপনি out of the village and -
Temari- I don't live here! Why do I have to do this.
She inturpted.
Tsunade- Well. Hmph. I told Gaara and Kankuro that your in a vaction here for about... A week অথবা two.
Temari- What? Where will I sleep?
Tsunade- Shikamaru's house silly!
Temari- No!
Tsunade- Alright want to live in Boxes অথবা with Shikmaru It's your choice.
Temari- unh... Alright. I'll sleep with...Shikamaru.
Tsunade- There আপনি go. Now. আপনি can go. See ya. I'm going to make people choose there dates. Asta Vinaina * that's spainish*
Shikamaru- Damn. Okay. How about this আপনি sleep in my closet.
Temari- Eww no!
Shikmaru- অথবা the bath tub. Either way.
Temari- I rather sleep in the floor. Good thing I brought my sleep bag.
Shikamaru- Okay. Fine. In the floor.
Tsunade- Aren't আপনি leaving?
Shikamaru- Sorry ma'am.
They left.
Tsunade got a base ball bat and hit Sakura to wake her up.
Tsunade- Wake up! Dammit wake up!
Sakura- unh...Tsunade?
Tsunade- Morning! Now clean the blood up!
She yelled while throwing Sakura a broom.
Then Tsunade headed off to tell people who to date.
Like...
Naruto- Why do I have to go with Hinata?
Hinata- ...
Tsunade- Do as I say!
Naruto- Alright.
Tsunade- Say the words!
Naruto- Hinata. Will আপনি like to be my date?
Hinata- Naruto-kun...
Neji- With Tenten?
Tenten- Neji. Don't worry. Were not going to do anything romancy.
Tsunade- Yes আপনি are! Now kiss!
Neji- !!! No!
Tenten- I'm not ready for that.
Lee-C'mon...I'll take a picture!
Shikamaru- Yawn! Good night!
Temari- It's just 10:00pm.
She was letting go of her 4 টাট্টু tails and let her hair go.
সিকামারু snored loudly. Temari threw a বালিশ at him. He was still sleeping. Then she hit him with the pillow. And then agian and again and again.
And he was still sleeping.
Shikamaru- Zzz....
Temari- unh... Heavy Sleeper. Well ...... A sleep does sound nice right about now.
When Temari layed down she just started at the cealing. Then সিকামারু rolled off his বিছানা and fell on Temari, but he feel on Temari's chest.
Temari- ..... Damn it! He's fat.
Shikamaru- Zzz...
It was the পরবর্তি moring and সিকামারু was suspicious on what he was laying on.
Shikamaru- Yawn...hmm...
Temari woke up all angry.
Temari- IT WAS F***IN TIME FOR আপনি TO WAKE UP!
Shikamaru- Sorry!
Temari smacked him.
Ding Dong.
The door ঘণ্টা rang.
Shikamaru- Come in .
Naruto- নমস্কার Shikama-ma-ma-ma-ru...ARE আপনি BUSY ?
Shikamaru- ...No.
He was laying on শীর্ষ of Temari. She smacked him but আরো harder.
Naruto- Heh-heh. Looks like your having ...Se..x.
Shikamaru- unh...We are not.
Temari- Look! I did not have sex with this...idiot! He fell on me. And he couldn't get off for the past 20 hours.
Shikamaru- Your really are troublsome.
He ব্যক্ত with a smirk on his face.
Naruto- Welll....have fun with your...sex. While I'll...BE SPREDING RUMORS ON আপনি TWO!
Temari- Naruto!
Shikamaru- Naruto!
They both grabbed on Naruto's back শার্ট and আগুন grew on the back of them.
Shikamaru- We weren't havin sex আপনি moron!
Temari- He FELL on me!! Were to young to have sex.
Naruto- Ayy. Ongata, Ongata. Heh-heh.I was just kidding. That's all.
Temari- আপনি better! আপনি idiot!
She smacked him.
Naruto- Ow!
He fell on the ground, and Hinata was on her feet.
Hinata- Naruto-kun...Are আপনি okay?
Naruto- Ooow. Temari hit me!
Temari- That's what আপনি get!
She closed the door loudly.
Naruto- Geez...
Hinata- Na-Naruto-kun, আপনি need some rest. Your mind looks so loopy.
Naruto- unh...maybe some রামেন will cure me.
Hinata- Alright. I'll get আপনি some ramen. There not munch price are they?
Naruto- ....No....
Hinata draged নারুত and headed to the Ichiraku Ramen.
Temari- Sigh...
Shikamaru- Well C'mon. We have t go shopping. Tonight is a big day.
Temari- Sense when do আপনি ever say to go to a mall when it's a special day?
Shikamaru- Well. To get it over with.
Temari- I understand. Welll...Were just going to have to do what the others do.
Shikamaru- ....Yeah...We could.
Temari- Then we won't have to worry.
Shikamaru- Yup. Alright. Let's go.
Temari did a little smile at him and he smiled back.
Temari- He-he.Alright. Let's get to it.
Shikamaru- Right.
They went to the mall and Temari was in a ভান্দার with Kimono's in it. There was a Sora কিমোনো and it was so pretty.
Temari- Uh...Excuse me ma'am. How munch for this kimono?
Lady- About 500 ryn.
temari- Damn it! I only have 400 ryn.
Shikamaru- If আপনি want I can pay it for you.
Temari- আপনি will? I mean...Why? That would be so nice of you...
Shikamaru- Here 100ryn.
Temari- Oh. Thank You. I'll pay আপনি back.
Shikamaru- Nah. আপনি don't have to.
Teamri- I will. Now where is your shopping bag?
Shikamaru- Yawn. Right here.
He was hiding it from his back.
Temari- Ha-ha. Not to mention I think আপনি will look good in that.
Shikamaru- .....You ...You think?
Temari- Yes.
she giggled.
It was finally night and it was the Dance night.
Everyone in Konoha was there. নারুত and Hinata,Neji and Tenten, Sasuke and Sakura, Temari and সিকামারু and the others...yeah.
Temari was all dressed up and she saw সিকামারু all handsome. She blushed that moment and couldn't took his eyes off.
Shikamaru- Let's get this prom over with.
Temari- Yeah.
They went in the prom and saw the others holding and girls grabbing there arms and boys grabbing there waist. Even for so Neji has to pretend to তারিখ her and so are নারুত and Hinata. সিকামারু and Temari looked at eachother. Temari just grabbed his arm and he grabbed her waist.
Shikamru- Geez what a nightmare.
He mubbled.
Temari- Hey. I didn't know Ino and Kiba are together.
Ino- Hmm?
Ino took a evil glare when সিকামারু and Temari walked past by.
Ino broke a glass cup. She felt some jeaulosy tinto her body.
Temari- ....
Kiba- Hey. Let's go.
Ino- Grr....
She threw the whole মুষ্ট্যাঘাত at Kiba.
Kiba- Damn it! Why did আপনি do that?
Ino- Shut it!
Later at the dance everyone was slow danceing espically সিকামারু and Temari. সিকামারু was enjoying it with Temari. it was actullay relaxing with her. Then later in মিনিট প্রণয় came দ্বারা in his heart. Temari looked so smoking hot to him, that he never wants to let's her go. As so with
Temari, she already loved him so munch in her heart.
Shikamaru- To say....I'm enjoying this.
Temari blushed a little.
Temari- Well...I am too.
Shikamaru- !
He saw Hinata স্নেহ চুম্বন Naruto. And then Neji just grabbed Tenten দ্বারা the waist আরো roughly. And Sasuke making a সরানো on Sakura. He was trying to চুম্বন her.
Temari was only left. সিকামারু was looking at her looking at the others all romantic. To him, maybe just making a সরানো like normal romance won't be such a bad thing to him. He did felt bad for her.
Temari looked back at Shikamaru.
Temari- আপনি know....it'll be alright.
His lips were trembling and he grabbed the back of Temari and started getting closer.
She was confused why. A kiss? Already?
Temari grabbed his cheeks.
Temari- That's pointless of you. Not now,Shikamaru.
Shikamaru- ...
Temari- I'm sorry.
Ino can দ্বারা and pushed Temari. She fell and her dress was rueioned.
Temari- !! Damn!
Ino- Shikamaru! Hi. UH welll....wanna dance?
Shikamaru- uh..What about-
Ino- Oh. Yeah... Forgot one আরো taste.
She got a cake and threw it at Temari.
Which her dress was আরো awful.
Ino- Stay away!
Shikamaru- Ino! Are আপনি drunk?
Ino- Please be with me? Not that tacky lady.
Temari- ......
Ino- Dance,a nice dinner, অথবা a...kiss?
Shikamaru- Wha?
Ino-C'mon. Temari stopped the kiss. She হারিয়ে গেছে her chance. Now...you got me?
Shikamaru- !! I'm going to save my lips for Temari.
Tenten- Temari are আপনি okay?
Sakura- OMG! Come with me. I'll find আপনি another dress.
Ino- She left. So now it's... me and you.
Shikamaru- Ino. Stay away. I like Temari.
Ino- Really? Why didn't আপনি took her to a nice dinner? অথবা why didn't আপনি tell her আপনি প্রণয় her?
But.....if আপনি want to চুম্বন her. Then আপনি can practice on me!
Shikamaru- What?
Ino- C'mon! Practice. The চুম্বন will be better on Temari. Besides...sense আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি like her. I want to "help" you.
Shikamaru- No!
Ino- C'mon! One kiss.
Sakura- There. It's perfect.
Temari- That was fast.
Tenten- আপনি look great!
Temari- আপনি really think so?
Tenten and Sakura- Yeah.
Hinata- C'mon. সিকামারু must be waiting for you.
Temari came out with her new lovly কিমোনো that was Green and Yellow.
When she came out. Ino and সিকামারু were kissing.
Temari- unh! ....No-...No way.
Sakura- That Ino pig is always so selfish.
Tenten- ....
Temari- That jerk!
Temari went up to সিকামারু and Ino. She pulled Ino off and she got her dress and hair all ugly.
Ino- No way! আপনি Idiot!
Temari- Shut up.
Ino- আপনি গাউন my guy and আপনি গাউন my-
Temari slapped Ino at the face hard. To make her shut up for what আপনি did.
Shikamaru- Temari! It's not what it looks like. I was.
Temari- Forget it আপনি idiot! I was going to give আপনি a chance! But আপনি didn't say the 3 words. I-love-you. I didn't hear none of that from you. If আপনি liked Ino আপনি shouldn't told me.
Shikamaru- Temari, আপনি ব্যক্ত we don't actualy have to date.
Ino- Ahhh. So আপনি weren't dating for real. Wow...
Shikamaru- Temari!
Temari- Just say it. Do আপনি want to be with Ino অথবা me?
Ino- He wants to be with me.
Temari- Don't lie!!!! He doesn't আপনি slut!
Ino- !!...What did আপনি just call me?
Temari- Shut it!
Ino- Grr. আপনি gonna get it!
Temari just stabbed her with a knife.
Ino- unh.....
She died.
Shikamaru- Where did আপনি get the knife.
Temari- আপনি still haven't ব্যক্ত it.... Well.....See...you....
Shikamaru- Temari wait!
Temari- Leave me alone!
Shikamaru- .... unh...Temari!
She just ignored him and went off home.
Naruto- আপনি got in her in a bad mood.
Shikamaru- What ever. She's a jerk.
Naruto- Why did আপনি say that? She was in প্রণয় with you.
Shikamaru- No she isn't.
Naruto- Yeah she is in প্রণয় with you. Till now. আপনি let it all down.
Shikamaru- How do আপনি know she likes me?
Naruto- Tenten,Sakura,and Hinata told me.
Shikamaru- .....
Naruto- I already knew Tenten loved Neji.
Shikamaru- How?
Naruto- Tenten kept wearing mini skirts in front on Neji and Neji couldn't stop looking at her bottom.
Shikamaru- He turned to a pervert. Great.
Neji- What? Me?
Naruto-Nothing neji.
Shikamaru- Yawn. I'm going to bed.
Naruto- Hey! What about Temari.
Shikamaru- I'll deal with it later অথবা tomrrow.
Naruto- but-
Shikamaru- Leave me alone.
Naruto- Alright...
He went প্রথমপাতা and the door was locked Temari had locked it. But not the back door. He went in and saw Temari crying. He felt bad.
Temari- ...
She was all sad and sobbing on a table.
Shikamaru- ....
He came up to her. He was about to touch her back. But then she grabbed his hand really quickly.
Temari- What are আপনি doing?
Her eye liner was leaking on her cheeks.
Shikamaru- Temari...
Temari- Why?
Shikamaru- Why what?
Temari-Why did আপনি চুম্বন Ino? I thought tonight might be the chance....but no....Shikamaru I প্রণয় You!
Shikamaru- ....
Temari- আপনি don't know how t even FEELS for losing a guy like you, I didn't even expect another girl to চুম্বন you!
Shikamaru- Listen! We were স্নেহ চুম্বন for practice.
Temari-.....FOR PRACTICE!!! your insane! আপনি could've চুম্বন me even if আপনি don't even know how too! I...I...hate you! Why? Why would আপনি do such a thing! I প্রণয় আপনি and আপনি চুম্বন Ino! i wanted to take your FIRST KISS. but Ino took it away.....!! wait.... From the looks of it.....It looked like Ino was dragging to চুম্বন you...then...WHY DIDN'T আপনি PULL BACK!!
Shikamaru- She was gripping my back to hard.
Temari- Hmph. Ino-Ino-ino. I'm going to kill her!
Shikamaru- uuh. আপনি just did. Remeber the kinfe?
Temari- ooh right.
Shikamaru- Looks I'm sorry. I didn't mean too...
Temari- I dunno...what to do with you...
Shikamaru- Please...Temari don't leave me...I'll ...I'llbe VERY lonley! I need you! Withot you...everything will be completey empty to me...
Temari- Shikamaru....
Shikamaru- If আপনি were dead. I'll die with you. If আপনি were no where to be found. I'll find আপনি alll দিন and never give up. If আপনি were with another person...then...I'll just live like a heartless man.
Temari ws crying. She was sniffing.
Temari- Nara Shikamaru....That is the most wonderful thing আপনি ever ব্যক্ত to me.
She hugged him tightly like a cuddle bear.
Temari- わたしは、あなたを愛しています ( I প্রণয় you)
Shikamaru-私もあなたを愛して ( I প্রণয় আপনি too)
She giggled with happiness and she kept huggin him.
Temari- 私はあなたが行くようにしたいこと ( i never want to let আপনি go)
Shikamaru-あなたは私のバラと成長し続けて、それは明るい日です (You are my rose and sun that keeps growing and that is bright)
Temari- Shikamaru...Can we...go outside?
Shikamaru- Sure...
They went outside and looked at the stars.
H went up close to her and Temari just grabbed his shoulder and kissied him like crazy.
Shikamaru- .....
Temari- ...
She giggled and kissied him again. There was nothing আরো then just স্নেহ চুম্বন him all day.
The End
Wait no! The story is not over yet! Here is a peek of what Sakura and Tsunade is up to!
Tsunade- Sakura!
Sakura- yes milady?
Tsunade got up from her chair and shoot her with laser guns.
Sakura- Ahhhh...
She fell.
Tsunade- That will teach আপনি a leasson to not touch my Dumplings.
Sakura- Why you!
Tsunade- Eeep!
She shooted her again! But Sakura keeps getting up.
Tsunade- Mother F***er why won't আপনি die?
Sakura- .... I'll never die.
She ব্যক্ত in a deeply manly voice.
Tsunade- Oh Shit.
END!!!
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Thanks Guys! Hope ya'll প্রণয় it! Ha-ha! It's really long!
