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Nathan: (wanking in his coffin) Ah… Take it to the edge. Oh! Pull it back… Pull it back… Oh! Make it last, আপনি little tease! Okay, crank it up! Crank it up! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! আপনি প্রণয় it, আপনি beautiful bastard!
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Kelly: So if you’re not dead, how come আপনি smell so bad?
Nathan: I appear to have shat myself.
Alisha: Were আপনি having a wank in there?
Nathan: Yeah, so what if I was? A man can’t enjoy a quick shuffle in his own coffin? It’s not like I was expecting visitors.
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Nathan: I need to eat. Has anyone got a kebab?
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Nathan: Yeah, so my mum opens the door and she’s like ‘Aaaaaaahh!’...
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