1.(When Nessies a teenanger)When Renessmee and Jacob come প্রথমপাতা from school and get out of Edwards sight,Picture Renessmee making out on Jakes bed. Then look at him and say "Oh isnt প্রণয় beutiful?".
2.Call the Voltori and say Edward would প্রণয় to যোগদান them on two simple conditions, one: they have to kill bella, beacuse she annoys him and she claims renessme too much, and two: make him walk around in a পরাকাষ্ঠা tootoo so he can "relax" no and then.
3.Ask him to drive আপনি to the other side of the world,if he does ask constantly "are we there yet?" until your almost there,then say "dude, if আপনি could drive any slower, a শামুক would be able to pass you."
4.Ask Bella how she could have ever chosen Edward at all while he is a cold, stalking freak, and while a hot, cuddly and cute werewolf was around aswell. When she says she loves Edward আরো start laughing (take emmett as a exsapel for that)then say "yaaaaahhhhhh sssuuuurreee" make sure Edward overhears it all.
5.Throw a party (overday) and run towards Edward. Ask him to stand in as a dicso ball cos the storage ran out.
2.Call the Voltori and say Edward would প্রণয় to যোগদান them on two simple conditions, one: they have to kill bella, beacuse she annoys him and she claims renessme too much, and two: make him walk around in a পরাকাষ্ঠা tootoo so he can "relax" no and then.
3.Ask him to drive আপনি to the other side of the world,if he does ask constantly "are we there yet?" until your almost there,then say "dude, if আপনি could drive any slower, a শামুক would be able to pass you."
4.Ask Bella how she could have ever chosen Edward at all while he is a cold, stalking freak, and while a hot, cuddly and cute werewolf was around aswell. When she says she loves Edward আরো start laughing (take emmett as a exsapel for that)then say "yaaaaahhhhhh sssuuuurreee" make sure Edward overhears it all.
5.Throw a party (overday) and run towards Edward. Ask him to stand in as a dicso ball cos the storage ran out.
