1. Your house plants are alive, and আপনি can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin বিছানা is out of the question.
3. আপনি keep আরো খাবার than বিয়ার in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when আপনি get up, not when আপনি go to bed.
5. আপনি hear your পছন্দ song on an elevator.
6. আপনি watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your বন্ধু marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. আপনি go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids পরবর্তি door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. আপনি don't know what time টাকো ঘণ্টা closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. আপনি feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the পালঙ্ক makes your back hurt.
16. আপনি no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. ডিনার and a movie is the whole তারিখ instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. আপনি go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. আপনি actually eat breakfast খাবার at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time আপনি spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. আপনি no longer drink at প্রথমপাতা to save money before going to a bar.
25. আপনি read this entire তালিকা looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.
2. Having sex in a twin বিছানা is out of the question.
3. আপনি keep আরো খাবার than বিয়ার in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when আপনি get up, not when আপনি go to bed.
5. আপনি hear your পছন্দ song on an elevator.
6. আপনি watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your বন্ধু marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. আপনি go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids পরবর্তি door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. আপনি don't know what time টাকো ঘণ্টা closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. আপনি feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the পালঙ্ক makes your back hurt.
16. আপনি no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. ডিনার and a movie is the whole তারিখ instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. আপনি go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. আপনি actually eat breakfast খাবার at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time আপনি spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. আপনি no longer drink at প্রথমপাতা to save money before going to a bar.
25. আপনি read this entire তালিকা looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.
1. Pinja:
A Pinja is a person who has the best of both worlds, such that they are squeaky clean and stealthy like a Ninja, but are also flashily dressed and able to drink a lot like a Pirate.
Pinjas do not inhibit the bad traits of either of these such as being eaten দ্বারা a Kracken অথবা being shot দ্বারা a gun ... thus, they are both better and superior to both Pirates and Ninjas.
Jim: That guy just shot me and stabbed me with his sword at the same time. His breath smelled like rum, it must have been a pinja.
Ben: A pinja? আপনি mean a pirate and a ninja crossed? but the best of both?
Jim: Exactly. Lets go to some strikeouts.
Ben: word
A Pinja is a person who has the best of both worlds, such that they are squeaky clean and stealthy like a Ninja, but are also flashily dressed and able to drink a lot like a Pirate.
Pinjas do not inhibit the bad traits of either of these such as being eaten দ্বারা a Kracken অথবা being shot দ্বারা a gun ... thus, they are both better and superior to both Pirates and Ninjas.
Jim: That guy just shot me and stabbed me with his sword at the same time. His breath smelled like rum, it must have been a pinja.
Ben: A pinja? আপনি mean a pirate and a ninja crossed? but the best of both?
Jim: Exactly. Lets go to some strikeouts.
Ben: word
