Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Early bird gets the worm, but the সেকেন্ড মাউস gets the cheese
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
I প্রণয় defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
If বার্বি is so popular, why do আপনি have to buy her friends?
If আপনি ain't makin' waves, আপনি ain't kickin' hard enough!
Mental backup...
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