WHAT!?

Tis is BS -_-

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make প্রণয় to আপনি 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a তালিকা of why I didn't succeed আরো often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache অথবা backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late প্রদর্শনী - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo...

Just goes to প্রদর্শনী how differently men and women look at things...

HER DIARY

Saturday night I thought he was অভিনয় weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my বন্ধু all দিন long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he ব্যক্ত nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He ব্যক্ত it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way প্রথমপাতা I...