DAWN Happy বড়দিন :)

1.Give away something other then ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট (etc toothpicks, golfballs , bags of sand)

2.Wait behind the door untill some people come. When they get near the door jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell "Trick অথবা Treat", look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a ব্রিফকেস with marbles and crackers. Write on it "TOP SECRET" in big letters. When trick অথবা treaters come look around suspiciously and say " its about time আপনি got here" give them the ব্রিফকেস and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick অথবা treaters come to your...

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