যেভাবে খুশী dialectics: ট্র্যান্সফর্মার 4
Hello and welcome to yet another review! I'm Nocturnal Mirage and today, we're gonna take a look at the newest installment of the ট্র্যান্সফর্মার franchise: The Age of Extinction! Let's cut to the chase right away, shall we?
All right, the 4th ট্র্যান্সফর্মার movie picks up the story after a few years of the events of the পূর্ববর্তি film. We don't really know what happened exactly, but the primary concept is, that humans are hunting for the robots, no matter of they were the good guys (Autobots) অথবা the bad guys (Deepticons)...
Okay I have to stop right here, because here comes the first confusion: the humans are not really the hunters, as instead every Transformer is a victim of some kind of মহাকাশ conspiracy... spooky! Eh... not really...
So anyways... I just realized that I made a terrible mistake দ্বারা using the word “story” here in this context. Because there really is none! Although the movie tries to address some deeper concepts, such as illegal immigration, obsolete patriotism, technological monopoly and the প্রশ্ন of extraterrestrial beings with superior intellect and knowledge of the universe... basically God... it doesn't quite manages to convey these thoughts, অথবা explore আরো on them.
So there is no story, okay... we wouldn't expect too much of that in a Michael উপসাগর movie, would we? So what about the characters?
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There are no characters!!! Nope, not a single one! Every person we see in the film is just narrating what he অথবা she does অথবা describes the function of some elements of the plot.
“Oh, its a giant magnet! It picks up metal!!!”
A little help for those who have no idea what a magnet does. It's quite an ingenious trick to pull off, because this way, there's no need for proper dialogs either! আপনি might think that Michael উপসাগর isn't completely incapable of following the basic criterion of movie “playreading”... Nope, he just doesn't give a damn! Why would he lock himself in this ideological prison with such unnecessary restrictions?!
Well, the পূর্ববর্তি চলচ্চিত্র were not famous for their incredible storyline and well established, deep characters, but ট্র্যান্সফর্মার 4 doesn't even try to look like a descent movie anymore! Things just break... For two hours and forty five minutes!!!
It could occur to you, that I'm being sarcastic, অথবা I'm mocking this movie, but to be honest, I loved it! I was just pointing out the instantly visible, obvious faults in Age Of Extinction, but no, seriously... I loved it! It's my পছন্দ Transformer movie! I'll explain why.
First of all: Mark Wahlberg. Excellent choice to replace Shia LeBeouf, who played an unintentionally annoying character in the পূর্ববর্তি three installments. Really.. that guy just pissed me off big time! I could look passed his mediocre অভিনয় skills, if he could stop screaming all the time!!! ট্র্যান্সফর্মার 1, Revenge of the Fallen, Dark of the Moon... basically he was screaming in most of his screen time.
I'm not saying Mark Wahlberg has better অভিনয় skills... nope. But he's a classic action hero, which makes him fit in to this premise perfectly. Although his portrayal of a somewhat goofy scientist was considerably less than genuine, but still. Of course, he had to have a hot, but very annoying daughter... that দুশ্চরিত্রা just make my fucking skin crawl every time she was on the screen! Oh, but if she wasn't there, she would have deprived the movie of the “emotional content”, where the father and the daughter bond with each other once again, as they live through dangerous adventures together. Eh... I'm not buying it.
On the other hand, Stanley Tucci was quite a good comic relief character. I usually enjoy his performances. His character was pretty likable, even though he was the one who resurrected Megatron... well, he's Galvatron now.
Okay, so Mark Wahlberg joins the Autobots in their fight and helps Optimus Prime infiltrate a greedy company which is planning to use the Transformer's material to create new robots for military use... but Galvatron infects the prototypes and he's back on track destroying the world and humanity. Same old, same old... if you've seen the পূর্ববর্তি চলচ্চিত্র there's nothing new... অথবা is it? ;)
The visuals were mind blowing, I gotta admit that! I mean, it's totally boss! Optimus Prime riding a robo T-rex? What can শীর্ষ that?!
Anyways... I wasn't surprised that the voice অভিনয় of the ট্র্যান্সফর্মার was good. I mean Peter Cullen has been voicing Optimus Prime for over 30 years! But we also find John Goodman, Ken Watanabe and even John DiMaggio on the VA list. Excellent choices!
The other thing I liked about this সরানো is that it finally decreased the dominance of GM cars a little. Yeah, sure, there's gotta be a lot of American cars in an American movie, such as the new Corvette C7, অথবা the new Camaro concept for example, but it was refreshing to see other cars as well, like the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport Plus, the Pagani Huayra and the McLaren 12C. Not to mention Galvatron was a totally badass Scania truck!
Another clever trick was the sneaky ক্রুশ promo with My Little Pony. People who know me a little better are well aware of the fact that how much I enjoy My Little টাট্টু – Friendship Is Magic, so I found the cameo of a রামধনু Dash plushie funny, cute and clever.
So let's sum up! ট্র্যান্সফর্মার 4 has stopped trying to look like a real movie. It has no আরো illusions about itself anymore. It doesn't trying to look আরো than it is. There are no real characters, there is no story, there is no moral, nor a de'nouement, just epic fight sequences and breaking stuff. But the visuals are outstanding, the transformations are fantastic and our পছন্দ big old meanie head Megatron is back, so the stage is set for the পরবর্তি movie, even though we don't know where the fuck Optimus went ,when he decided to leave the planet... he didn't even need that alien মহাকাশ ship for that, like he did in the পূর্ববর্তি movie, but what the hell! Don't look for logic and reason in a Michael উপসাগর movie, just enjoy the ride!
Ratings!!! I had a hard time evaluating this movie, but for Transformers: The Age Of Extinction, I give 3 Decepticon logos out of 6.
I hope আপনি enjoyed my review! See আপনি পরবর্তি time, when we take a look at another Hollywood blockbuster that has been released on DVD in the সাম্প্রতিক past. Which one? Stick around and you'll find out! Cheerio! :)
Hello and welcome to yet another review! I'm Nocturnal Mirage and today, we're gonna take a look at the newest installment of the ট্র্যান্সফর্মার franchise: The Age of Extinction! Let's cut to the chase right away, shall we?
All right, the 4th ট্র্যান্সফর্মার movie picks up the story after a few years of the events of the পূর্ববর্তি film. We don't really know what happened exactly, but the primary concept is, that humans are hunting for the robots, no matter of they were the good guys (Autobots) অথবা the bad guys (Deepticons)...
Okay I have to stop right here, because here comes the first confusion: the humans are not really the hunters, as instead every Transformer is a victim of some kind of মহাকাশ conspiracy... spooky! Eh... not really...
So anyways... I just realized that I made a terrible mistake দ্বারা using the word “story” here in this context. Because there really is none! Although the movie tries to address some deeper concepts, such as illegal immigration, obsolete patriotism, technological monopoly and the প্রশ্ন of extraterrestrial beings with superior intellect and knowledge of the universe... basically God... it doesn't quite manages to convey these thoughts, অথবা explore আরো on them.
So there is no story, okay... we wouldn't expect too much of that in a Michael উপসাগর movie, would we? So what about the characters?
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There are no characters!!! Nope, not a single one! Every person we see in the film is just narrating what he অথবা she does অথবা describes the function of some elements of the plot.
“Oh, its a giant magnet! It picks up metal!!!”
A little help for those who have no idea what a magnet does. It's quite an ingenious trick to pull off, because this way, there's no need for proper dialogs either! আপনি might think that Michael উপসাগর isn't completely incapable of following the basic criterion of movie “playreading”... Nope, he just doesn't give a damn! Why would he lock himself in this ideological prison with such unnecessary restrictions?!
Well, the পূর্ববর্তি চলচ্চিত্র were not famous for their incredible storyline and well established, deep characters, but ট্র্যান্সফর্মার 4 doesn't even try to look like a descent movie anymore! Things just break... For two hours and forty five minutes!!!
It could occur to you, that I'm being sarcastic, অথবা I'm mocking this movie, but to be honest, I loved it! I was just pointing out the instantly visible, obvious faults in Age Of Extinction, but no, seriously... I loved it! It's my পছন্দ Transformer movie! I'll explain why.
First of all: Mark Wahlberg. Excellent choice to replace Shia LeBeouf, who played an unintentionally annoying character in the পূর্ববর্তি three installments. Really.. that guy just pissed me off big time! I could look passed his mediocre অভিনয় skills, if he could stop screaming all the time!!! ট্র্যান্সফর্মার 1, Revenge of the Fallen, Dark of the Moon... basically he was screaming in most of his screen time.
I'm not saying Mark Wahlberg has better অভিনয় skills... nope. But he's a classic action hero, which makes him fit in to this premise perfectly. Although his portrayal of a somewhat goofy scientist was considerably less than genuine, but still. Of course, he had to have a hot, but very annoying daughter... that দুশ্চরিত্রা just make my fucking skin crawl every time she was on the screen! Oh, but if she wasn't there, she would have deprived the movie of the “emotional content”, where the father and the daughter bond with each other once again, as they live through dangerous adventures together. Eh... I'm not buying it.
On the other hand, Stanley Tucci was quite a good comic relief character. I usually enjoy his performances. His character was pretty likable, even though he was the one who resurrected Megatron... well, he's Galvatron now.
Okay, so Mark Wahlberg joins the Autobots in their fight and helps Optimus Prime infiltrate a greedy company which is planning to use the Transformer's material to create new robots for military use... but Galvatron infects the prototypes and he's back on track destroying the world and humanity. Same old, same old... if you've seen the পূর্ববর্তি চলচ্চিত্র there's nothing new... অথবা is it? ;)
The visuals were mind blowing, I gotta admit that! I mean, it's totally boss! Optimus Prime riding a robo T-rex? What can শীর্ষ that?!
Anyways... I wasn't surprised that the voice অভিনয় of the ট্র্যান্সফর্মার was good. I mean Peter Cullen has been voicing Optimus Prime for over 30 years! But we also find John Goodman, Ken Watanabe and even John DiMaggio on the VA list. Excellent choices!
The other thing I liked about this সরানো is that it finally decreased the dominance of GM cars a little. Yeah, sure, there's gotta be a lot of American cars in an American movie, such as the new Corvette C7, অথবা the new Camaro concept for example, but it was refreshing to see other cars as well, like the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport Plus, the Pagani Huayra and the McLaren 12C. Not to mention Galvatron was a totally badass Scania truck!
Another clever trick was the sneaky ক্রুশ promo with My Little Pony. People who know me a little better are well aware of the fact that how much I enjoy My Little টাট্টু – Friendship Is Magic, so I found the cameo of a রামধনু Dash plushie funny, cute and clever.
So let's sum up! ট্র্যান্সফর্মার 4 has stopped trying to look like a real movie. It has no আরো illusions about itself anymore. It doesn't trying to look আরো than it is. There are no real characters, there is no story, there is no moral, nor a de'nouement, just epic fight sequences and breaking stuff. But the visuals are outstanding, the transformations are fantastic and our পছন্দ big old meanie head Megatron is back, so the stage is set for the পরবর্তি movie, even though we don't know where the fuck Optimus went ,when he decided to leave the planet... he didn't even need that alien মহাকাশ ship for that, like he did in the পূর্ববর্তি movie, but what the hell! Don't look for logic and reason in a Michael উপসাগর movie, just enjoy the ride!
Ratings!!! I had a hard time evaluating this movie, but for Transformers: The Age Of Extinction, I give 3 Decepticon logos out of 6.
I hope আপনি enjoyed my review! See আপনি পরবর্তি time, when we take a look at another Hollywood blockbuster that has been released on DVD in the সাম্প্রতিক past. Which one? Stick around and you'll find out! Cheerio! :)