Hey people! I found some interesting things on fanfiction.net. If আপনি guys have a fanfiction.net account, put ALL of these on your accounts!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a আগুন screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth অথবা emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN প্রণয় WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST প্রণয় fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and তারিখ only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe যীশু WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black বন্ধু so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST প্রণয় watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST প্রণয় to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (unfortunately, I am crazy)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw জীবন্ত so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST প্রণয় sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST প্রণয় hockey and beavers. (I hate hockey, but I প্রণয় beavers although I've never actually seen one.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney অথবা a posh accent, প্রণয় চা and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like জ্যায়াই অথবা YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most জনপ্রিয় person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a বৃক্ষ hugging hippy
I have a অনুরাগী CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice শিশুরা and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG অথবা MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I প্রণয় YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, জীবন্ত and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I প্রণয় marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am বন্ধু with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like আগুন so I must be an arsonist
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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort আপনি when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for আপনি when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps আপনি up when আপনি fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps আপনি find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask আপনি if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at আপনি and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer আপনি a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with আপনি at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw আপনি a tampon and push আপনি in.
FRIENDS: Gives আপনি their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run দুশ্চরিত্রা run!"
FRIENDS: Will help আপনি move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help আপনি সরানো the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail আপনি out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room পরবর্তি to আপনি saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat অথবা drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why আপনি have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents দ্বারা Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, দ্বারা Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail আপনি out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting পরবর্তি to আপনি sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen আপনি cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else আপনি cried...just laugh about it with আপনি in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks আপনি to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has আপনি on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave আপনি behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds গাধা that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: আপনি have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from আপনি when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at আপনি stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! আপনি know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this
When life hands আপনি lemons, make আঙ্গুর juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how আপনি did it.
When life hands আপনি lemons, throw 'em back and demand Edward (or Jasper lol)
If আপনি think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this to your profile.
If আপনি try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.
If আপনি are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If আপনি have spent a whole দিন পাঠ করা Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse, without any food, copy and paste this to your profile.
আপনি know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volturi" to your computer's dictionary. If আপনি have done just that, copy this into your profile.
If আপনি have so many dreams about Twilight that আপনি have হারিয়ে গেছে count, copy and paste this on your profile.
If আপনি have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at আপনি wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If আপনি have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
Have আপনি ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If আপনি have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
If আপনি find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying আপনি want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.
If আপনি absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile.
If আপনি have ever pulled on a door that ব্যক্ত push, অথবা vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
If আপনি have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)
If যেভাবে খুশী songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If আপনি have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of আপনি because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If আপনি are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, পাঠ করা numerous অনুরাগী fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If আপনি think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If আপনি are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If আপনি have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.
If আপনি like smiley faces, then copy this into your পরিলেখ XD
If আপনি read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If আপনি are পাঠ করা this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.
If your পরিলেখ is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If আপনি realize that copying and pasting things into your পরিলেখ is pointless, yet আপনি do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.
If আপনি are not sure if আপনি find these 'copy and paste things' annoying অথবা if আপনি প্রণয় them, copy and paste this on your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and আপনি can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter দ্বারা istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Azmanig huh?
আপনি know you're obsessed with Twilight when..
1) আপনি have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times.
2) আপনি own all above mentioned books.
3) আপনি know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
আপনি want to see it anyway.
4) আপনি have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.
5) আপনি have reread a lot of these pages.
6) আপনি read fanfiction about Twilight.
7) আপনি write fanfiction about Twilight.
8) At one point অথবা another, আপনি have had a screenname/username that says
something about Twilight অথবা its characters.
9) আপনি constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.
10) For a long while after আপনি read Twilight/New Moon, আপনি acted as a
missionary for the books, asking everyone আপনি talked to if the had read
them.
11) If ব্যক্ত people have not read Twilight, আপনি insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".
12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
is the best book on the planet, আপনি immediately start to argue with them.
13) আপনি stand firm দ্বারা your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic প্রণয় story(and yes, believe it অথবা not, I do know someone who has ব্যক্ত this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.
14) For months after আপনি read it, Twilight was your পছন্দ subject to talk
about.
15) When আপনি found out আপনি would have to wait until August of 2007 for
Eclipse to come out, আপনি almost cried.(AN: this one kinda depends on when
আপনি read the first two books, I guess!)
16) আপনি argue with your বন্ধু over which member of the Cullen family you
like best.
17) আপনি began পাঠ করা fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
about Twilight, when আপনি had already finished the books.
18) No matter how many times আপনি read Twilight অথবা Twilight-related stories,
আপনি never get tired of it.
19) As আপনি read this list, আপনি are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
আপনি read.
20) Even though আপনি know it's impossible, আপনি often wish that আপনি were a
vampire.
21) ভ্যাম্পায়ার are officially your পছন্দ mythical creature ever.
22) Your personal নীতিবাণী is, ভ্যাম্পায়ার are cool, not scary.
23) আপনি know that আপনি are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people
who don't understand it just haven't read the book.
24) When আপনি hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it অথবা thought
it was stupid, আপনি just shake your head and sigh.
26). আপনি literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information
27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns
28). You're keeping track of all the "Breaking Dawn উদ্ধৃতি of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean
29). Your প্রথমপাতা page is Stephenie Meyer's website
30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series
31). Your screen saver reads "Twilight Movie: November 21"
32). আপনি have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition
33). আপনি put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it
34). আপনি can't believe that most people haven't read the books
35). আপনি know all the characters so well that আপনি feel as if আপনি could write your own stories about them
36). আপনি spend most of your দিন making up "What if...?" প্রশ্ন about all the different plot lines
37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so আপনি could find out how Jacob would die
38). আপনি know you're addicted, but আপনি don't care
39). আপনি can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2nd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at আপনি like you're psyco
40). You're আরো excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter
41). When আপনি found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, আপনি have a mental breakdown
42). When আপনি found out about Midnight Sun আপনি had yet another mental breakdown
43.) আপনি ACTUALLY noticed there was no 25.
If আপনি have ever tripped over your own feet, copy an dpaste this to your profile.
If আপনি think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.
If আপনি ever forgotten what আপনি were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If আপনি support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile.
If আপনি have ever pushed on a door that ব্যক্ত "pull" অথবা vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your পরিলেখ is this long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If আপনি have AACIBD Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder copy and paste this into your profile.
If আপনি are absolutely in প্রণয় with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If আপনি think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.
If আপনি are so obsessed with Twilight that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.
If আপনি Live In America, আপনি post this
Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)
1. Only in America...can a পিজা get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless আবর্জনা in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot সারমেয় in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
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Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. আপনি can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True প্রণয় knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real ভ্যাম্পায়ার sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about আরো than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. প্রণয় means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. মহাকাশ heaters can be very annoying.
30. প্রণয় can make even the most miserable places paradise.
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7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher ব্যক্ত it was physically impossible for a তিমি to গেলা a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed দ্বারা a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a তিমি could not গেলা a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then আপনি ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, অথবা looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six বছর olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One দিন a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the রান্নাঘর sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that আপনি do something wrong and make me cry অথবা unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when আপনি are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' অথবা 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as আপনি know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the টেবিল was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and পোষ্ট হয়েছে on the আপেল tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the টেবিল was a large pile of চকোলেট chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all আপনি want. God is watching the apples."
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This is পোষ্ট হয়েছে on the Emmett4ever spot as well, but it's originally from fanfiction.net :)
Bella: Do I ever ক্রুশ your mind?
Edward: No
Bella: Do আপনি like me?
Edward: No
Bella: Do আপনি want me?
Edward: No
Bella: Would আপনি cry if I left?
Edward: No
Bella: Would আপনি live for me?
Edward: No
Bella: Would আপনি do anything for me?
Edward: No
Bella: Choose--me অথবা your life
Edward: My life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...
The reason আপনি never ক্রুশ my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like আপনি is because I প্রণয় you.
The reason I don't want আপনি is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if আপনি left is because I would die if আপনি left.
The reason I wouldn't live for আপনি is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do আপনি anything for আপনি is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because আপনি ARE my life.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a আগুন screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth অথবা emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN প্রণয় WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST প্রণয় fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and তারিখ only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe যীশু WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black বন্ধু so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST প্রণয় watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST প্রণয় to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (unfortunately, I am crazy)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw জীবন্ত so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST প্রণয় sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST প্রণয় hockey and beavers. (I hate hockey, but I প্রণয় beavers although I've never actually seen one.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney অথবা a posh accent, প্রণয় চা and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like জ্যায়াই অথবা YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most জনপ্রিয় person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a বৃক্ষ hugging hippy
I have a অনুরাগী CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice শিশুরা and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG অথবা MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I প্রণয় YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, জীবন্ত and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I প্রণয় marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am বন্ধু with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like আগুন so I must be an arsonist
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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort আপনি when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for আপনি when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps আপনি up when আপনি fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps আপনি find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask আপনি if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at আপনি and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer আপনি a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with আপনি at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw আপনি a tampon and push আপনি in.
FRIENDS: Gives আপনি their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run দুশ্চরিত্রা run!"
FRIENDS: Will help আপনি move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help আপনি সরানো the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail আপনি out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room পরবর্তি to আপনি saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat অথবা drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why আপনি have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents দ্বারা Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, দ্বারা Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail আপনি out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting পরবর্তি to আপনি sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen আপনি cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else আপনি cried...just laugh about it with আপনি in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks আপনি to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has আপনি on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave আপনি behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds গাধা that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: আপনি have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from আপনি when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at আপনি stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! আপনি know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this
When life hands আপনি lemons, make আঙ্গুর juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how আপনি did it.
When life hands আপনি lemons, throw 'em back and demand Edward (or Jasper lol)
If আপনি think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this to your profile.
If আপনি try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.
If আপনি are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If আপনি have spent a whole দিন পাঠ করা Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse, without any food, copy and paste this to your profile.
আপনি know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volturi" to your computer's dictionary. If আপনি have done just that, copy this into your profile.
If আপনি have so many dreams about Twilight that আপনি have হারিয়ে গেছে count, copy and paste this on your profile.
If আপনি have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at আপনি wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If আপনি have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
Have আপনি ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If আপনি have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
If আপনি find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying আপনি want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.
If আপনি absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile.
If আপনি have ever pulled on a door that ব্যক্ত push, অথবা vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
If আপনি have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)
If যেভাবে খুশী songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If আপনি have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of আপনি because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If আপনি are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, পাঠ করা numerous অনুরাগী fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If আপনি think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If আপনি are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If আপনি have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.
If আপনি like smiley faces, then copy this into your পরিলেখ XD
If আপনি read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If আপনি are পাঠ করা this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.
If your পরিলেখ is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If আপনি realize that copying and pasting things into your পরিলেখ is pointless, yet আপনি do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.
If আপনি are not sure if আপনি find these 'copy and paste things' annoying অথবা if আপনি প্রণয় them, copy and paste this on your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and আপনি can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter দ্বারা istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Azmanig huh?
আপনি know you're obsessed with Twilight when..
1) আপনি have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times.
2) আপনি own all above mentioned books.
3) আপনি know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
আপনি want to see it anyway.
4) আপনি have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.
5) আপনি have reread a lot of these pages.
6) আপনি read fanfiction about Twilight.
7) আপনি write fanfiction about Twilight.
8) At one point অথবা another, আপনি have had a screenname/username that says
something about Twilight অথবা its characters.
9) আপনি constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.
10) For a long while after আপনি read Twilight/New Moon, আপনি acted as a
missionary for the books, asking everyone আপনি talked to if the had read
them.
11) If ব্যক্ত people have not read Twilight, আপনি insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".
12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
is the best book on the planet, আপনি immediately start to argue with them.
13) আপনি stand firm দ্বারা your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic প্রণয় story(and yes, believe it অথবা not, I do know someone who has ব্যক্ত this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.
14) For months after আপনি read it, Twilight was your পছন্দ subject to talk
about.
15) When আপনি found out আপনি would have to wait until August of 2007 for
Eclipse to come out, আপনি almost cried.(AN: this one kinda depends on when
আপনি read the first two books, I guess!)
16) আপনি argue with your বন্ধু over which member of the Cullen family you
like best.
17) আপনি began পাঠ করা fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
about Twilight, when আপনি had already finished the books.
18) No matter how many times আপনি read Twilight অথবা Twilight-related stories,
আপনি never get tired of it.
19) As আপনি read this list, আপনি are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
আপনি read.
20) Even though আপনি know it's impossible, আপনি often wish that আপনি were a
vampire.
21) ভ্যাম্পায়ার are officially your পছন্দ mythical creature ever.
22) Your personal নীতিবাণী is, ভ্যাম্পায়ার are cool, not scary.
23) আপনি know that আপনি are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people
who don't understand it just haven't read the book.
24) When আপনি hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it অথবা thought
it was stupid, আপনি just shake your head and sigh.
26). আপনি literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information
27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns
28). You're keeping track of all the "Breaking Dawn উদ্ধৃতি of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean
29). Your প্রথমপাতা page is Stephenie Meyer's website
30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series
31). Your screen saver reads "Twilight Movie: November 21"
32). আপনি have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition
33). আপনি put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it
34). আপনি can't believe that most people haven't read the books
35). আপনি know all the characters so well that আপনি feel as if আপনি could write your own stories about them
36). আপনি spend most of your দিন making up "What if...?" প্রশ্ন about all the different plot lines
37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so আপনি could find out how Jacob would die
38). আপনি know you're addicted, but আপনি don't care
39). আপনি can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2nd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at আপনি like you're psyco
40). You're আরো excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter
41). When আপনি found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, আপনি have a mental breakdown
42). When আপনি found out about Midnight Sun আপনি had yet another mental breakdown
43.) আপনি ACTUALLY noticed there was no 25.
If আপনি have ever tripped over your own feet, copy an dpaste this to your profile.
If আপনি think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.
If আপনি ever forgotten what আপনি were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If আপনি support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile.
If আপনি have ever pushed on a door that ব্যক্ত "pull" অথবা vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your পরিলেখ is this long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If আপনি have AACIBD Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder copy and paste this into your profile.
If আপনি are absolutely in প্রণয় with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If আপনি think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.
If আপনি are so obsessed with Twilight that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.
If আপনি Live In America, আপনি post this
Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)
1. Only in America...can a পিজা get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless আবর্জনা in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot সারমেয় in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
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Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. আপনি can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True প্রণয় knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real ভ্যাম্পায়ার sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about আরো than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. প্রণয় means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. মহাকাশ heaters can be very annoying.
30. প্রণয় can make even the most miserable places paradise.
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7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher ব্যক্ত it was physically impossible for a তিমি to গেলা a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed দ্বারা a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a তিমি could not গেলা a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then আপনি ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, অথবা looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six বছর olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One দিন a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the রান্নাঘর sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that আপনি do something wrong and make me cry অথবা unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when আপনি are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' অথবা 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as আপনি know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the টেবিল was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and পোষ্ট হয়েছে on the আপেল tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the টেবিল was a large pile of চকোলেট chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all আপনি want. God is watching the apples."
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This is পোষ্ট হয়েছে on the Emmett4ever spot as well, but it's originally from fanfiction.net :)
Bella: Do I ever ক্রুশ your mind?
Edward: No
Bella: Do আপনি like me?
Edward: No
Bella: Do আপনি want me?
Edward: No
Bella: Would আপনি cry if I left?
Edward: No
Bella: Would আপনি live for me?
Edward: No
Bella: Would আপনি do anything for me?
Edward: No
Bella: Choose--me অথবা your life
Edward: My life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...
The reason আপনি never ক্রুশ my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like আপনি is because I প্রণয় you.
The reason I don't want আপনি is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if আপনি left is because I would die if আপনি left.
The reason I wouldn't live for আপনি is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do আপনি anything for আপনি is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because আপনি ARE my life.
