Scary stuff
Stuffing my face
Living a trace of life
Blood stained eyes
Horror right before my hands
Here on which I stand
Slender Man, Slender Man

He's coming for আপনি with me
We are both crazy
Love and hate, hate and war
Pinky Pie's here to adore
Come now little children
Heed my call

If আপনি don't, your city shall
FALL.

Rainbow Dash read the slip of paper worriedly. Oh sweet Celestian dammit, she thought, Pinky's finally প্রদত্ত in to Slender! She ran quickly to the center of আপেল Jack's farm, where everyone was gathered to discuss the town meeting. Project Save Pinkie Pie And Get Out Alive wasn't a big success....

This is my first প্রবন্ধ that I'm লেখা for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to রামধনু Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 সেকেন্ড flat, please, don't stop reading.

Let me start:

4.

She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess

In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.

Who knows? Perhaps some...

Okay, I know it's not Easter yet, but I felt like posting this fanfic on here anyway, so.... Yeeeah.

It was a nice sunny দিন in Equestria. Everypony had just finished Winter মোড়ানো up when Pinkie Pie had an idea.

Pinkie Pie: I've got an idea!
Fluttershy: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We should celebrate easter!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what's easter?
Pinkie Pie: On some যেভাবে খুশী দিন in April which keeps getting changed because of Spring Break, the easter bunny goes everywhere to hide Easter eggs in everyone's houses.
Fluttershy: A bunny does that?
Rainbow Dash: This isn't going to end up like বড়দিন is...

দ্বারা the বছর 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the বছর that a টাট্টু found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called আপনি here.
রামধনু Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure...